Från: "Timo Ojala" Till: Ämne: [WEFS] WC - Day #3 Group D Matches Datum: den 17 november 2016 21:17 WC - Day #3 Group D Matches --------------------------- 1 USA - IRL 2 PHI - DEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#1 in D) vs Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#2 in D) 60752 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 19892794 Starting lineups ---------------- USA Coach Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff GK 4632 Butter Fingers WAC SW 5137 Sister Bliss DJ DF 5147 Dee Fense WAC DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO DF 4980 Country Road RDR MF 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF 4949 Diesel Devil PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ FW 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ FW 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW 5028 My_Brother Darryl PDX S1 5412 A. Volcano PDX S2 4820 Ian Credible WAC S3 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC S4 5300 A Desdemona PDX S5 5124 Sammy Reese PDX IRL (L) Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO DF 5166 Private Citizen MAD DF 5417 Honest Politician MAD DF 4785 ToSir WithLoin MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5283 Stupid Idiot MAD MF 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO FW 5119 Ox Calibur MOO FW 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD FW 4786 Wooly BullyBeef MOO S1 5271 Cow Orker MOO S2 5429 Beef OreTheDeluge MOO S3 4908 Classic Novel MAD S4 4923 First Initial MAD S5 4809 Unique Individual MAD Officials from Spain: referee Manuel Diaz-Vega assistant referee #1 Antonio Cardos assistant referee #2 Carlos Martin Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the kick-off! Min 1: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: IRL discards their tactics. Min 1: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) switches to play SW. Min 1: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Stiff Plastic, whose promising attempt ... ... is saved easily by GK Butter Fingers! Min 2: USA good shot by Ian Incredible ... ... is fisted away by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 3: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 4: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) tackles violently _ Rank1 ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows MOOmintroll a yellow card! Min 4: >>> What's this SCREW MOO stuff? Min 5: USA good chance by DJ Tiesto ... ... is deflected inches wide by SW ToSir WithLoin! Min 6: IRL decent header by Stiff Plastic ... ... is punted upfield by DF Dee Fense! Min 6: IRL decent long shot by Ep Oxy ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Butter Fingers! Min 11: USA promising long-range shot by Country Road ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 13: IRL mediocre volley by Lantern Kicker ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Sister Bliss! Min 13: IRL promising header by Stiff Plastic ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Stupid Idiot is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 0 - IRL 1 Min 13: USA starts using long ball. Min 13: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) positions normally. Min 15: USA good volley by DJ Tiesto ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 17: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by My_Brother Darryl ... ... the cross finds DJ Tiesto, whose good attempt ... ... is saved with a smile by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 18: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Stiff Plastic, whose decent chance ... ... is held comfortably by GK Butter Fingers! Min 18: IRL decent long-range shot by Stupid Idiot ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Butter Fingers! Min 19: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) is nudged away by Dee Fense (USA DF). Min 22: USA promising chance by Ian Incredible ... ... is punted upfield by DF Ep Oxy! Min 24: IRL mediocre chance by Stiff Plastic ... ... is saved easily by GK Butter Fingers! Min 27: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Diaz-Vega awards USA a direct free kick! ... _ Rank1 takes the kick ... ... the shot trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 1 - IRL 1 Min 27: USA discards their tactics. Min 27: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) drops back. Min 28: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) knocks out Sister Bliss ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows MOOmintroll a red card! Min 28: >>> Your red clashes with our green. Go away. Min 28: Honest Politician (IRL DF) pushes forward. Min 28: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) switches to play GK. Min 28: Deeply Superficial (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Unique Individual enters the field. Min 28: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) drops back. Min 31: IRL mediocre attempt by Ox Calibur ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 32: USA decent effort by Amber Doombringer ... ... is saved easily by GK Unique Individual! Min 37: USA promising effort by DJ Tiesto ... ... is saved easily by GK Unique Individual! Min 37: USA promising long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Ian Incredible is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 2 - IRL 1 Min 37: IRL fast break sets up Wooly BullyBeef, whose mediocre attempt ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 37: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Amber Doombringer ... ... the cross is deflected to DJ Tiesto, whose promising attempt ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 3 - IRL 1 Min 37: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Private Citizen ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Butter Fingers! Min 38: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as torn ankle ligament ... ... Wooly BullyBeef leaves the field on a stretcher... ... recovery of 7 weeks is expected. Min 38: Beef OreTheDeluge enters the field as FW for IRL. Min 38: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL FW) can't switch to play GK. Occupied! Min 38: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... First Initial enters the field. Min 38: First Initial (IRL FW) can't switch to play GK. Occupied! Min 38: First Initial (IRL FW) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 39: First Initial (IRL FW) can't switch to play GK. Occupied! Min 39: First Initial (IRL FW) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 40: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at FW Ox Calibur to position normally. Min 40: USA decent attempt by Diesel Devil ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 40: USA decent long-range shot by Sister Bliss ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 40: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 43: Country Road (USA DF) boots the ball out of reach of Honest Politician (IRL DF). Min 44: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Ep Oxy, whose mediocre long shot ... ... is turned onto the post by GK Butter Fingers! Min 45: IRL mediocre chance by Stupid Idiot ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Butter Fingers! Min 46: IRL difficult shot by Lantern Kicker ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 47: USA decent chance by _ Rank1 ... ... is held comfortably by GK Unique Individual! Min 48: USA decent volley by _ Rank1 ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Honest Politician! Min 48: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: USA 3 - IRL 1 [ 10 (1 fk) - 10 ] Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff shouts orders in USA's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Butter Fingers ... Butter Fingers goes to shower and Sammy Reese takes his place. he wants to sub out FW Ian Incredible ... Ian Incredible goes to shower and Ian Credible takes his place. FW First Initial can't switch to play GK. Occupied! Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out FW First Initial ... but realizes that he has used all 3 subs already! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega gets the second half on the way! Min 47: Private Citizen (IRL DF) yells at the referee ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Citizen a yellow card! Min 54: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Amber Doombringer ... ... the cross finds DJ Tiesto, whose decent shot ... ... dips over the bar! Min 55: USA promising long-range shot by DJ Tiesto ... ... is blocked in the last second by SW ToSir WithLoin! Min 56: USA good volley by DJ Tiesto ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Unique Individual! Min 57: IRL decent chance by Stiff Plastic ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 57: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) is nudged away by Stiff Plastic (IRL FW). Min 58: IRL difficult header by Stupid Idiot ... ... is saved easily by GK Sammy Reese! Min 60: USA promising volley by DJ Tiesto ... ... clips the bar! Min 63: First Initial (IRL FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 12 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 66: IRL decent header by Honest Politician ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 66: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Lantern Kicker ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Sammy Reese! Min 70: USA promising header by My_Brother Darryl ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 4 - IRL 1 Min 70: USA starts playing opportunistic. Min 70: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) drops back. Min 70: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back. Min 70: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 70: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 70: Ian Credible (USA FW) drops back. Min 71: First Initial (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 72: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) is pushed aside by DJ Tiesto (USA FW). Min 72: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Diaz-Vega awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Lantern Kicker takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 4 - IRL 2 Min 72: USA discards their tactics. Min 72: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) positions normally. Min 72: Diesel Devil (USA MF) positions normally. Min 72: _ Rank1 (USA FW) positions normally. Min 72: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) positions normally. Min 72: Ian Credible (USA FW) positions normally. Min 75: Sammy Reese (USA GK) smothers the ball outside the penalty box ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Reese a yellow card! Min 75: Sammy Reese (USA GK) starts playing passively. Min 77: USA promising volley by Dee Fense ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 78: USA promising long-range shot by Dee Fense ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Unique Individual! Min 79: USA decent shot by _ Rank1 ... ... is deflected inches wide by SW ToSir WithLoin! Min 80: USA good effort by _ Rank1 ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 5 - IRL 2 Min 80: USA starts playing opportunistic. Min 80: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) drops back. Min 80: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back. Min 80: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 80: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 80: Ian Credible (USA FW) drops back. Min 80: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) switches to play DF. Min 80: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) is told to sub out ... ... she can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 81: USA difficult long-range shot by Country Road ... ... is fisted away by GK Unique Individual! Min 81: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) switches to play SW. Min 84: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Diesel Devil ... ... the cross finds DJ Tiesto, whose mediocre effort ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Diesel Devil is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 6 - IRL 2 Min 86: IRL difficult chance by Lantern Kicker ... ... is punted upfield by DF Country Road! Min 86: First Initial (IRL FW) tackles violently Amber Doombringer ... ... referee Diaz-Vega exchanges few words with Initial. Min 87: IRL really difficult volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... assistant referee Martin is flirting with a spectator ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Sammy Reese! Min 90: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by My_Brother Darryl ... ... the cross is deflected to Diesel Devil, whose mediocre chance ... ... is turned onto the post by GK Unique Individual! Min 90: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... A Desdemona enters the field. Min 90: >>> Time to go puke in the yard. Min 91: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 93: USA mediocre chance by _ Rank1 ... ... is blocked in the last second by MF Stupid Idiot! Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega blows the final whistle! Final score: USA 6 - IRL 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ USA vs IRL: 6 - 2 [ 19 (1 fk) - 13 (1 fk) ] USA (O) GK Sammy Reese (-1:0 0 0 3) entered @45 YC GK Butter Fingers (-1:0 0 0 8) subbed @45 SW Sister Bliss (0:1 0 4 0) DF Dee Fense (0:1 0 1 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (1:1 0 1 0) DF Country Road (0:2 0 1 0) MF < Amber Doombringer (0:1 0 0 0) MF < Diesel Devil (0:1 1 0 0) FW < A Desdemona (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 FW < _ Rank1 (2:3 0 0 0) FW < DJ Tiesto (2:8 0 0 0) FW Ian Incredible (0:1 1 0 0) subbed @45 FW < My_Brother Darryl (1:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 FW < Ian Credible (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 IRL GK _ MOOmintroll (-1:0 0 0 4) RC28 GK Unique Individual (-5:0 0 0 7) entered @28 GK Deeply Superficial (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @28 SW ToSir WithLoin (0:0 0 3 0) DF Ep Oxy (0:2 0 1 0) DF Private Citizen (0:1 0 0 0) YC DF > Honest Politician (0:0 0 3 0) MF Stupid Idiot (0:3 1 1 0) MF < Lantern Kicker (1:2 0 0 0) FW ^ Ox Calibur (0:0 0 0 0) FW Stiff Plastic (1:5 0 0 0) FW Beef OreTheDeluge (0:0 0 0 0) entered @38 subbed @38 FW ^ Wooly BullyBeef (0:1 0 0 0) inj @38 torn ligament FW First Initial (0:0 0 0 0) entered @38 Three stars of the match are: *** USA FW D. Tiesto ** USA FW _. Rank1 * USA GK B. Fingers Offsides: USA: 0 IRL: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: The Philippines (#3 seed) (#3 in D) vs Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in D) 64567 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 148967 Starting lineups ---------------- PHI (B) Coach Jeremy Billones GK 4796 Dolph Ziggler WCW SW 5478 Sasha Banks WCW DF 5430 Kevin Owens WCW DF 5150 Dean Ambrose WCW MF 5149 Seth Rollins WCW MF 5306 Roman Reigns WCW MF 5626 Saraya Bevis WCW MF 4797 CM Punk WCW MF > 4634 The Miz WCW FW 4955 AJ Lee WCW FW < 5178 John Cena WCW S1 5570 A.J. Styles WCW S2 4479 Jack Swagger WCW S3 4273 Devon Storm WCW S4 < 4758 Alberto delRio WCW S5 5034 Big_E Langston WCW DEN Coach William Baldwin GK 4947 Mistress Anne NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU DF 4789 Goosey Gander NRU MF < 4627 Bobby Snooks NRU MF 5382 Broken Egg NRU FW < 5498 Little Dog NRU FW < 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW < 5500 Poor Mary NRU FW 5123 Tom Thumb NRU FW > 4948 My Egg NRU FW < 4629 Solomon Grundy NRU S1 4480 Alphabet Rhyme NRU S2 4628 Dusty Miller NRU S3 4142 Davy Dumpling NRU S4 4891 Little Red_Hen NRU S5 4271 Mistress Mary NRU Officials from Uruguay: referee Julio Matto assistant referee #1 Jose Lagos assistant referee #2 Jorge Galati Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the kick-off! Min 2: PHI excellent shot by AJ Lee ... ... is deflected onto the post by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 3: PHI excellent long-range shot by Roman Reigns ... ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 1 - DEN 0 Min 3: PHI excellent header by Roman Reigns ... ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Anne! Min 4: PHI excellent header by CM Punk ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 2 - DEN 0 Min 4: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to Seth Rollins, whose excellent attempt ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 4: Bobby Snooks (DEN MF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Dean Ambrose (PHI DF). Min 4: DEN begins pressing forward. Min 5: PHI excellent attempt by Seth Rollins ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Mistress Anne! Min 5: DEN excellent effort by Simple Simon ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 6: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds John Cena, whose excellent header ... ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Anne! Min 7: PHI make a quick pass to Roman Reigns, whose excellent shot ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 8: PHI excellent effort by AJ Lee ... ... is smothered by GK Mistress Anne! Min 8: DEN excellent long-range shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 9: PHI excellent effort by The Miz ... ... is smothered by GK Mistress Anne! Min 10: PHI excellent attempt by The Miz ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 3 - DEN 0 Min 10: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 10: Broken Egg (DEN MF) drops back. Min 10: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 10: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 11: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Little Dog ... ... the cross is deflected to Solomon Grundy, whose difficult shot ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 3 - DEN 1 Min 11: DEN begins pressing forward. Min 11: Broken Egg (DEN MF) positions normally. Min 11: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) positions normally. Min 11: My Egg (DEN FW) pushes forward. Min 12: PHI excellent effort by Saraya Bevis ... ... dips over the bar! Min 12: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds AJ Lee, whose excellent attempt ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 12: Saraya Bevis (PHI MF) trips Bobby Snooks just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards DEN a direct free kick! ... My Egg takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved easily by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 13: PHI excellent shot by AJ Lee ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be just offside! Min 14: PHI excellent chance by AJ Lee ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 16: PHI excellent effort by AJ Lee ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 16: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to CM Punk, whose excellent chance ... ... is smothered by GK Mistress Anne! Min 17: DEN excellent long-range shot by My Egg ... ... is punted upfield by MF Roman Reigns! Min 18: PHI excellent header by The Miz ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 4 - DEN 1 Min 18: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 18: Broken Egg (DEN MF) drops back. Min 18: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 18: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 20: Mistress Anne (DEN GK) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards PHI a direct free kick! ... Saraya Bevis takes the kick ... ... the shot flies a couple of yards wide! Min 21: PHI starts using long ball. Min 21: Seth Rollins (PHI MF) switches to play DF. Min 21: Roman Reigns (PHI MF) drops back. Min 21: Saraya Bevis (PHI MF) drops back. Min 21: CM Punk (PHI MF) pushes forward. Min 21: The Miz (PHI MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Jack Swagger enters the field. Min 22: PHI good long shot by Kevin Owens ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 22: Jack Swagger (PHI MF) switches to play DF. Min 26: PHI promising header by AJ Lee ... ... is deflected inches wide by FW Solomon Grundy! Min 27: Sasha Banks (PHI SW) is nudged away by Broken Egg (DEN MF). Min 30: DEN hopeless chance by My Egg ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 31: DEN hopeless attempt by Solomon Grundy ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Roman Reigns! Min 32: PHI promising volley by AJ Lee ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: PHI 5 - DEN 1 Min 34: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds Kevin Owens, whose promising long shot ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 36: PHI promising volley by AJ Lee ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... CM Punk is credited with the assist. ... score now: PHI 6 - DEN 1 Min 39: PHI decent effort by CM Punk ... ... is punted upfield by FW My Egg! Min 43: PHI decent long-range shot by Sasha Banks ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 44: Poor Mary (DEN FW) is calmly blocked by Dean Ambrose (PHI DF). Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: PHI 6 - DEN 1 [ 22 (1 fk) - 4 (1 fk) ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto gets the second half on the way! Min 47: Mistress Anne (DEN GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Mistress Mary enters the field. Min 48: Seth Rollins (PHI DF) forces a bad pass from Broken Egg (DEN MF). Min 50: AJ Lee (PHI FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 51: PHI promising long-range shot by Dean Ambrose ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 51: Dolph Ziggler (PHI GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... A.J. Styles enters the field. Min 57: DEN desperate long-range shot by Poor Mary ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Seth Rollins! Min 60: Seth Rollins (PHI DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 63: PHI promising shot by Roman Reigns ... ... is punted upfield by FW Simple Simon! Min 65: DEN really difficult effort by Tom Thumb ... ... is punted upfield by DF Kevin Owens! Min 68: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds AJ Lee, whose decent volley ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary! Min 68: John Cena (PHI FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 71: PHI promising long shot by Kevin Owens ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 72: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Tom Thumb ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 76: DEN hopeless header by Little Dog ... ... is saved easily by GK A.J. Styles! Min 78: DEN hopeless attempt by My Egg ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Saraya Bevis! Min 78: Simple Simon (DEN FW) is confidently tackled by AJ Lee (PHI FW). Min 82: PHI decent header by AJ Lee ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW My Egg! Min 82: PHI decent chance by AJ Lee ... ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... CM Punk is credited with the assist. ... score now: PHI 7 - DEN 1 Min 83: PHI mediocre effort by CM Punk ... ... is blocked in the last second by FW Little Dog! Min 86: John Cena (PHI FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 88: Saraya Bevis (PHI MF) is nudged away by Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF). Min 90: Seth Rollins (PHI DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Devon Storm enters the field. Min 90: Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Alphabet Rhyme enters the field. Min 90: Goosey Gander (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Dusty Miller enters the field. Min 94: Pheeeep! Referee Matto blows the final whistle! Final score: PHI 7 - DEN 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ PHI vs DEN: 7 - 1 [ 26 (1 fk) - 6 (1 fk) ] PHI (L) GK Dolph Ziggler (-1:0 0 0 3) subbed @51 GK A.J. Styles (0:0 0 0 1) entered @51 SW Sasha Banks (0:1 0 0 0) DF Kevin Owens (0:3 0 1 0) DF Seth Rollins (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @90 DF Dean Ambrose (0:1 0 0 0) DF Jack Swagger (0:0 0 0 0) entered @21 DF Devon Storm (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 MF < Roman Reigns (1:3 0 2 0) MF < Saraya Bevis (0:2 0 1 0) MF > CM Punk (1:2 2 0 0) MF > The Miz (2:3 0 0 0) subbed @21 FW AJ Lee (3:9 0 0 0) FW < John Cena (0:1 0 0 0) DEN (S) GK Mistress Anne (-6:0 0 0 9) subbed @47 GK Mistress Mary (-1:0 0 0 1) entered @47 DF Elephant Rhyme (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 DF Goosey Gander (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 DF Dusty Miller (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Alphabet Rhyme (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 MF < Bobby Snooks (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Broken Egg (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Little Dog (0:1 0 1 0) FW < Simple Simon (0:1 0 1 0) FW < Poor Mary (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Tom Thumb (0:1 0 0 0) FW < My Egg (0:2 0 2 0) FW < Solomon Grundy (1:1 0 1 0) Three stars of the match are: *** PHI FW A. Lee ** PHI MF T. Miz * PHI MF C. Punk Offsides: PHI: 1 DEN: 0