Från: "Timo Ojala" Till: Ämne: [WEFS] WC - Day #2 Group D Matches Datum: den 14 november 2016 20:30 WC - Day #2 Group D Matches --------------------------- 1 DEN - USA 2 IRL - PHI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #02: Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in D) vs Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#2 in D) 68036 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 32284 Starting lineups ---------------- DEN Coach William Baldwin GK 4947 Mistress Anne NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU DF 4789 Goosey Gander NRU MF < 4627 Bobby Snooks NRU MF 5382 Broken Egg NRU FW < 5498 Little Dog NRU FW < 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW < 5500 Poor Mary NRU FW 5123 Tom Thumb NRU FW > 4948 My Egg NRU FW < 4629 Solomon Grundy NRU S1 4480 Alphabet Rhyme NRU S2 4628 Dusty Miller NRU S3 < 4142 Davy Dumpling NRU S5 4891 Little Red_Hen NRU USA Coach Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff GK 4632 Butter Fingers WAC DF 5147 Dee Fense WAC DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO DF 4980 Country Road RDR MF 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF 4949 Diesel Devil PDX FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ FW 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ FW 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW 5028 My_Brother Darryl PDX S1 5412 A. Volcano PDX S2 4820 Ian Credible WAC S3 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC S4 5137 Sister Bliss DJ S5 5124 Sammy Reese PDX Officials from England: referee Philip Don assistant referee #1 Steve Bennett assistant referee #2 Mark Warren Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the kick-off! Min 1: USA adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 1: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) drops back. Min 1: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: USA excellent effort by Ian Incredible ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 0 - USA 1 Min 1: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 2: DEN excellent long-range shot by Goosey Gander ... ... dips over the bar! Min 4: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Minstral Skumbag ... ... the cross finds Ian Incredible, whose excellent shot ... ... dips over the bar! Min 5: USA excellent header by _ Rank1 ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 0 - USA 2 Min 5: DEN begins pressing forward. Min 7: USA excellent header by Amber Doombringer ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Diesel Devil is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 0 - USA 3 Min 9: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by DJ Tiesto ... ... the cross is deflected to Ian Incredible, whose excellent chance ... ... is smothered by GK Mistress Anne! Min 9: USA excellent chance by Ian Incredible ... ... is smothered by GK Mistress Anne! Min 10: USA excellent long shot by Dee Fense ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Anne! Min 12: USA excellent long-range shot by Diesel Devil ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 12: USA excellent effort by A Desdemona ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 0 - USA 4 Min 12: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 12: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to take it easy. Min 12: Broken Egg (DEN MF) drops back. Min 12: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 12: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 14: DEN difficult attempt by My Egg ... ... is punted upfield by DF Country Road! Min 16: USA excellent long-range shot by A Desdemona ... ... dips over the bar! Min 17: DEN mediocre shot by Little Dog ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 17: Diesel Devil (USA MF) calmly steals the ball from Goosey Gander (DEN DF). Min 20: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by DJ Tiesto ... ... the cross is deflected to My_Brother Darryl, whose excellent volley ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Anne! Min 20: USA excellent long shot by Country Road ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 21: My Egg (DEN FW) is pushed aside by A Desdemona (USA FW). Min 22: USA excellent long-range shot by Diesel Devil ... ... dips over the bar! Min 24: USA excellent chance by Diesel Devil ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Goosey Gander! Min 24: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Solomon Grundy ... ... the cross is deflected to My Egg, whose mediocre header ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 1 - USA 4 Min 24: DEN begins pressing forward. Min 24: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough. Min 24: Broken Egg (DEN MF) positions normally. Min 24: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) positions normally. Min 24: My Egg (DEN FW) pushes forward. Min 25: USA excellent chance by My_Brother Darryl ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... Dee Fense is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 1 - USA 5 Min 25: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 25: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to take it easy. Min 25: Broken Egg (DEN MF) drops back. Min 25: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 25: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 28: DEN mediocre chance by Little Dog ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Dee Fense! Min 29: USA excellent chance by DJ Tiesto ... ... dips over the bar! Min 31: USA excellent volley by Diesel Devil ... ... is deflected inches wide by MF Broken Egg! Min 33: _ Rank1 (USA FW) easily intercepts a pass from Broken Egg (DEN MF). Min 34: USA excellent header by My_Brother Darryl ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 40: USA good attempt by My_Brother Darryl ... ... hits the post! Min 45: USA excellent attempt by Diesel Devil ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW Poor Mary! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: DEN 1 - USA 5 [ 3 - 16 ] Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff shouts orders in USA's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Butter Fingers ... Butter Fingers goes to shower and Sammy Reese takes his place. he wants to sub out FW Ian Incredible ... Ian Incredible goes to shower and Ian Credible takes his place. FW Ian Credible drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Don gets the second half on the way! Min 47: USA excellent header by DJ Tiesto ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Country Road is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 1 - USA 6 Min 47: USA starts playing opportunistic. Min 47: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to take it easy. Min 47: Sammy Reese (USA GK) starts playing passively. Min 47: Dee Fense (USA DF) starts playing passively. Min 47: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) starts playing passively. Min 47: Country Road (USA DF) starts playing passively. Min 47: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) starts playing passively. Min 47: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 47: A Desdemona (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 47: _ Rank1 (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 47: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 47: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 47: Ian Credible (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 49: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Amber Doombringer ... ... the cross is deflected to My_Brother Darryl, whose mediocre shot ... ... is parried by GK Mistress Anne! Min 51: DEN difficult header by My Egg ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 54: DEN difficult shot by Tom Thumb ... ... is punted upfield by MF Diesel Devil! Min 62: DEN difficult volley by Tom Thumb ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Country Road! Min 63: USA decent attempt by DJ Tiesto ... ... is punted upfield by FW Poor Mary! Min 64: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Broken Egg ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 65: USA promising long-range shot by Diesel Devil ... ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Anne! Min 66: USA promising shot by Amber Doombringer ... ... is well wide! Min 69: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simple Simon ... ... the cross is deflected to Tom Thumb, whose difficult header ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 75: Goosey Gander (DEN DF) heads the ball away from Dee Fense (USA DF). Min 77: USA promising attempt by _ Rank1 ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 1 - USA 7 Min 79: USA decent effort by A Desdemona ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Broken Egg! Min 84: A Desdemona (USA FW) is pushed aside by My Egg (DEN FW). Min 87: USA decent long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Mistress Anne! Min 89: USA decent header by A Desdemona ... ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Anne! Min 90: Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Alphabet Rhyme enters the field. Min 90: Goosey Gander (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Dusty Miller enters the field. Min 90: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Davy Dumpling enters the field. Min 90: Country Road (USA DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... A. Volcano enters the field. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Don blows the final whistle! Final score: DEN 1 - USA 7 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ DEN vs USA: 1 - 7 [ 6 - 23 ] DEN (S) GK Mistress Anne (-7:0 0 0 10) DF Elephant Rhyme (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @90 DF Goosey Gander (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 DF Dusty Miller (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Alphabet Rhyme (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 MF < Bobby Snooks (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Broken Egg (0:1 0 2 0) FW < Little Dog (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Simple Simon (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Poor Mary (0:0 0 2 0) FW < Tom Thumb (0:1 0 0 0) FW < My Egg (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Solomon Grundy (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 FW < Davy Dumpling (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 USA (O) GK Sammy Reese (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 GK Butter Fingers (-1:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 DF A. Volcano (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Dee Fense (0:1 1 1 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (0:1 0 0 0) DF Country Road (0:1 1 2 0) subbed @90 MF < Amber Doombringer (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Diesel Devil (0:2 1 1 0) FW < A Desdemona (1:3 0 0 0) FW < _ Rank1 (2:2 0 0 0) FW < DJ Tiesto (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Ian Incredible (1:4 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW < My_Brother Darryl (1:5 0 0 0) FW < Ian Credible (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 Three stars of the match are: *** USA FW _. Rank1 ** USA DF C. Road * USA FW M. Darryl Offsides: DEN: 0 USA: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #02: Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#1 in D) vs The Philippines (#3 seed) (#3 in D) 66494 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 20009457 Starting lineups ---------------- IRL (L) Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO DF 5166 Private Citizen MAD DF 5417 Honest Politician MAD DF 4785 ToSir WithLoin MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5283 Stupid Idiot MAD MF 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO FW 5119 Ox Calibur MOO FW 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD FW 4786 Wooly BullyBeef MOO S1 5271 Cow Orker MOO S2 5429 Beef OreTheDeluge MOO S3 5638 Policy Debate MAD S4 4753 Forward Progress MAD S5 4809 Unique Individual MAD PHI (B) Coach Jeremy Billones GK 4796 Dolph Ziggler WCW SW 5478 Sasha Banks WCW DF 5430 Kevin Owens WCW DF 5150 Dean Ambrose WCW MF 5149 Seth Rollins WCW MF 5306 Roman Reigns WCW MF 5626 Saraya Bevis WCW MF 4797 CM Punk WCW MF > 4634 The Miz WCW FW 4955 AJ Lee WCW FW < 5178 John Cena WCW S1 5570 A.J. Styles WCW S2 4479 Jack Swagger WCW S3 4273 Devon Storm WCW S4 < 4758 Alberto delRio WCW S5 5034 Big_E Langston WCW Officials from Ukraine: referee Vasily Melnichuk assistant referee #1 Yaroslav Lemekh assistant referee #2 Roman Zan Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the kick-off! Min 1: IRL starts playing opportunistic. Min 1: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: PHI mediocre attempt by AJ Lee ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Private Citizen! Min 5: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 6: IRL good shot by Ox Calibur ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 7: IRL excellent header by Stiff Plastic ... ... is punted upfield by DF Dean Ambrose! Min 7: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Ep Oxy, whose excellent long shot ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... Lantern Kicker is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 1 - PHI 0 Min 11: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) boots the ball out of reach of Seth Rollins (PHI MF). Min 14: PHI mediocre volley by The Miz ... ... is smothered by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 15: IRL good long-range shot by Honest Politician ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 16: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 17: IRL excellent long shot by Private Citizen ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... Stupid Idiot is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 2 - PHI 0 Min 19: PHI mediocre long-range shot by The Miz ... ... clips the bar! Min 20: PHI mediocre shot by CM Punk ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 2 - PHI 1 Min 21: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to ToSir WithLoin, whose excellent long shot ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 21: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds John Cena, whose mediocre chance ... ... is saved easily by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 22: Dean Ambrose (PHI DF) is nudged away by Ep Oxy (IRL DF). Min 23: PHI decent long-range shot by The Miz ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 27: PHI decent attempt by Seth Rollins ... ... is punted upfield by DF Ep Oxy! Min 28: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 30: IRL good attempt by Stiff Plastic ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 3 - PHI 1 Min 32: IRL promising effort by Wooly BullyBeef ... ... is headed clear by MF Seth Rollins! Min 32: IRL good long-range shot by Private Citizen ... ... is smothered by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 32: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) dives just outside PHI's penalty box ... ... referee Melnichuk stuns the crowd by awarding IRL a direct free kick! ... Lantern Kicker takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 32: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 34: PHI decent volley by AJ Lee ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Ep Oxy! Min 37: PHI decent attempt by Saraya Bevis ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 39: The Miz (PHI MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 40: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 43: PHI mediocre shot by Seth Rollins ... ... is headed clear by MF Stupid Idiot! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: IRL 3 - PHI 1 [ 7 (1 fk) - 6 ] Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out MF Deeply Superficial ... Deeply Superficial goes to shower and Beef OreTheDeluge takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk gets the second half on the way! Min 47: PHI make a quick pass to The Miz, whose decent effort ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 50: IRL fast break sets up Wooly BullyBeef, whose good chance ... ... assistant referee Lemekh judges the play to be barely offside! Min 51: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Ox Calibur, whose excellent shot ... ... assistant referee Lemekh judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 52: IRL excellent volley by Wooly BullyBeef ... ... is headed clear by DF Dean Ambrose! Min 53: PHI mediocre long-range shot by Sasha Banks ... ... misses completely! Min 53: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 54: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to Kevin Owens, whose mediocre long shot ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 55: IRL good long-range shot by Ep Oxy ... ... is well wide! Min 57: IRL good effort by Ox Calibur ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Sasha Banks! Min 61: PHI mediocre effort by Saraya Bevis ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Ep Oxy! Min 62: PHI decent attempt by Saraya Bevis ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 66: Private Citizen (IRL DF) boots the ball out of reach of CM Punk (PHI MF). Min 66: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 67: IRL good shot by Ox Calibur ... ... assistant referee Lemekh hastily flags the play to be offside! Min 71: Roman Reigns (PHI MF) heads the ball away from Stiff Plastic (IRL FW). Min 73: The Miz (PHI MF) tackles violently Honest Politician ... ... referee Melnichuk shows Miz a yellow card! Min 74: PHI mediocre effort by Seth Rollins ... ... is punted upfield by DF Private Citizen! Min 75: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Beef OreTheDeluge, whose promising volley ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 75: IRL excellent long shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... is smothered by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 75: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 76: IRL good long-range shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... is well wide! Min 77: Private Citizen (IRL DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Cow Orker enters the field. Min 78: IRL promising shot by Beef OreTheDeluge ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW John Cena! Min 78: PHI decent effort by AJ Lee ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 82: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 83: PHI decent long-range shot by Seth Rollins ... ... dips over the bar! Min 84: IRL good volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Cow Orker is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 4 - PHI 1 Min 84: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 84: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 84: Honest Politician (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 84: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 84: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 84: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 84: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 84: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 84: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 84: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 88: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 89: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to Roman Reigns, whose promising header ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 89: IRL decent long-range shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 90: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... it walks off the pitch ... ... Unique Individual enters the field. Min 90: Unique Individual (IRL GK) starts playing passively. Min 92: PHI mediocre attempt by AJ Lee ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Honest Politician! Min 92: Kevin Owens (PHI DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Melnichuk awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Stiff Plastic takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk blows the final whistle! Final score: IRL 4 - PHI 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ IRL vs PHI: 4 - 1 [ 16 (2 fk) - 13 ] IRL (O) GK _ MOOmintroll (-1:0 0 0 5) subbed @90 GK Unique Individual (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Ep Oxy (1:2 0 3 0) DF Private Citizen (1:2 0 2 0) subbed @77 DF Honest Politician (0:1 0 1 0) DF ToSir WithLoin (0:4 0 0 0) DF Cow Orker (0:0 1 0 0) entered @77 MF Deeply Superficial (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF Stupid Idiot (0:0 1 1 0) MF Lantern Kicker (0:1 1 0 0) MF Beef OreTheDeluge (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 FW ^ Ox Calibur (0:3 0 0 0) FW Stiff Plastic (2:3 0 0 0) FW ^ Wooly BullyBeef (0:1 0 0 0) PHI (B) GK Dolph Ziggler (-4:0 0 0 7) SW Sasha Banks (0:1 0 1 0) DF Kevin Owens (0:1 0 0 0) DF Dean Ambrose (0:0 0 2 0) MF Seth Rollins (0:1 0 1 0) MF Roman Reigns (0:1 0 0 0) MF Saraya Bevis (0:2 0 0 0) MF CM Punk (1:1 0 0 0) MF > The Miz (0:4 0 0 0) YC FW AJ Lee (0:1 0 0 0) FW < John Cena (0:1 0 1 0) Three stars of the match are: *** IRL DF E. Oxy ** IRL FW S. Plastic * IRL DF P. Citizen Offsides: IRL: 3 PHI: 0