Från: "Timo Ojala" Till: Ämne: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group D Matches Datum: den 10 november 2016 22:41 WC - Day #1 Group D Matches --------------------------- 1 USA - PHI 2 IRL - DEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#0 in D) vs The Philippines (#3 seed) (#0 in D) 60186 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 181205 Starting lineups ---------------- USA (L) Coach Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff GK 5124 Sammy Reese PDX SW 5137 Sister Bliss DJ DF 5147 Dee Fense WAC DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO DF 4977 Billdoor Treewhacker MMO MF 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ FW 5028 My_Brother Darryl PDX FW 4820 Ian Credible WAC S1 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S2 4980 Country Road RDR S3 4632 Butter Fingers WAC PHI (B) Coach Jeremy Billones GK 4796 Dolph Ziggler WCW SW 5478 Sasha Banks WCW DF 5430 Kevin Owens WCW DF 5150 Dean Ambrose WCW MF 5149 Seth Rollins WCW MF 5306 Roman Reigns WCW MF 5626 Saraya Bevis WCW MF 4797 CM Punk WCW MF > 4634 The Miz WCW FW 4955 AJ Lee WCW FW < 5178 John Cena WCW S1 5570 A.J. Styles WCW S2 4479 Jack Swagger WCW S3 4273 Devon Storm WCW S4 < 4758 Alberto delRio WCW S5 5034 Big_E Langston WCW Officials from Portugal: referee Joao Pinto assistant referee #1 Joao Almeida assistant referee #2 Joaquim Fonseca Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the kick-off! Min 1: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) moves wide. Min 1: Ian Incredible (USA MF) moves wide. Min 3: USA excellent long-range shot by Dee Fense ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 1 - PHI 0 Min 3: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by DJ Tiesto ... ... the cross is deflected to My_Brother Darryl, whose good header ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 2 - PHI 0 Min 3: My_Brother Darryl (USA FW) dives inside PHI's penalty box ... ... referee Pinto waves play on. Min 5: PHI decent header by Kevin Owens ... ... is headed clear by DF Dee Fense! Min 8: PHI decent volley by CM Punk ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 10: A Desdemona (USA FW) is pushed aside by CM Punk (PHI MF). Min 11: USA good shot by Ian Credible ... ... is punted upfield by DF Dean Ambrose! Min 12: USA excellent long shot by Billdoor Treewhacker ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 3 - PHI 0 Min 12: Sasha Banks (PHI SW) heads the ball away from Anne Aprayer (USA MF). Min 15: PHI promising effort by AJ Lee ... ... is fisted away by GK Sammy Reese! Min 16: USA excellent effort by Ian Credible ... ... is parried by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 17: PHI promising shot by AJ Lee ... ... is blocked in the last second by SW Sister Bliss! Min 17: Billdoor Treewhacker (USA DF) bumps into the linesman ... ... referee Pinto shows Treewhacker a red card! Min 18: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to Roman Reigns, whose promising attempt ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 19: PHI good long-range shot by Sasha Banks ... ... is saved easily by GK Sammy Reese! Min 20: USA good long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... is held comfortably by GK Dolph Ziggler! Min 23: USA excellent attempt by DJ Tiesto ... ... is punted upfield by MF CM Punk! Min 23: PHI promising header by Roman Reigns ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Sammy Reese! Min 23: PHI promising long-range shot by Saraya Bevis ... ... is well wide! Min 24: PHI promising shot by CM Punk ... ... is punted upfield by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 28: PHI promising attempt by AJ Lee ... ... hits the bar! Min 28: Ian Credible (USA FW) handles the ball inside the penalty box ... ... referee Pinto awards PHI a penalty kick! ... Saraya Bevis takes the kick ... ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 3 - PHI 1 Min 31: PHI decent attempt by AJ Lee ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 31: USA discards their tactics. Min 31: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 33: PHI promising effort by CM Punk ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 36: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to CM Punk, whose good shot ... ... is smothered by GK Sammy Reese! Min 38: USA promising volley by Ian Incredible ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Minstral Skumbag is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 4 - PHI 1 Min 39: PHI promising header by AJ Lee ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 42: PHI promising long-range shot by CM Punk ... ... is saved easily by GK Sammy Reese! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: USA 4 - PHI 1 [ 6 - 11 (1 pk) ] Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff shouts orders in USA's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Sammy Reese ... Sammy Reese goes to shower and Butter Fingers takes her place. he wants to sub out FW DJ Tiesto ... DJ Tiesto goes to shower and _ Rank1 takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Dee Fense (USA DF) tackles violently The Miz ... ... referee Pinto shows Fense a yellow card! Min 46: USA starts using long ball. Min 46: Dee Fense (USA DF) starts playing passively. Min 46: A Desdemona (USA FW) positions normally. Min 47: PHI good header by John Cena ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be barely offside! Min 49: USA promising long-range shot by Sister Bliss ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Ian Credible is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 5 - PHI 1 Min 49: USA decent header by A Desdemona ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... Ian Incredible is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 6 - PHI 1 Min 49: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to take it easy. Min 50: PHI promising shot by Saraya Bevis ... ... is calmly cleared by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 53: PHI promising header by CM Punk ... ... is saved easily by GK Butter Fingers! Min 53: Roman Reigns (PHI MF) dives inside USA's penalty box ... ... referee Pinto stuns the crowd by awarding PHI a penalty kick! ... Saraya Bevis takes the kick ... ... the shot is smothered by GK Butter Fingers! Min 55: PHI good chance by AJ Lee ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Sister Bliss! Min 55: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to AJ Lee, whose good header ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 6 - PHI 2 Min 56: PHI good header by AJ Lee ... ... is smothered by GK Butter Fingers! Min 57: USA promising long-range shot by _ Rank1 ... ... is blocked in the last second by MF Seth Rollins! Min 59: PHI good header by The Miz ... ... clips the bar! Min 64: PHI promising chance by John Cena ... ... is well wide! Min 64: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) steals the ball from Seth Rollins (PHI MF). Min 65: Roman Reigns (PHI MF) is confidently tackled by _ Rank1 (USA FW). Min 67: PHI promising effort by Dean Ambrose ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Dee Fense! Min 67: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross finds Dean Ambrose, whose promising long shot ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 69: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Sister Bliss ... ... the cross finds _ Rank1, whose promising header ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Sister Bliss is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 7 - PHI 2 Min 70: PHI promising effort by John Cena ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 71: AJ Lee (PHI FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 72: PHI promising header by Seth Rollins ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 73: USA promising shot by A Desdemona ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 75: USA promising effort by My_Brother Darryl ... ... is punted upfield by MF Seth Rollins! Min 75: Sasha Banks (PHI SW) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Pinto exchanges few words with Banks. Min 76: USA decent long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... Dee Fense is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 8 - PHI 2 Min 76: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Saraya Bevis ... ... the cross is deflected to CM Punk, whose good effort ... ... is turned onto the post by GK Butter Fingers! Min 79: PHI good chance by AJ Lee ... ... is punted upfield by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 79: PHI promising attempt by The Miz ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Butter Fingers! Min 81: PHI promising long-range shot by CM Punk ... ... is headed clear by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 81: CM Punk (PHI MF) pushes forward. Min 81: The Miz (PHI MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Jack Swagger enters the field. Min 83: Dean Ambrose (PHI DF) punches My_Brother Darryl ... ... referee Pinto shows Ambrose a yellow card! Min 84: PHI good effort by John Cena ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 84: USA good shot by Ian Credible ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 86: Dolph Ziggler (PHI GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... A.J. Styles enters the field. Min 87: PHI decent chance by Roman Reigns ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 90: John Cena (PHI FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Alberto delRio enters the field. Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto blows the final whistle! Final score: USA 8 - PHI 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ USA vs PHI: 8 - 2 [ 12 - 24 (2 pk) ] USA (L) GK Sammy Reese (-1:0 0 0 5) subbed @45 GK Butter Fingers (-1:0 0 0 5) entered @45 SW Sister Bliss (1:1 1 3 0) DF Dee Fense (1:1 1 2 0) YC DF Minstral Skumbag (1:2 1 4 0) DF Billdoor Treewhacker (1:1 0 0 0) RC17 MF ^ Anne Aprayer (0:0 0 0 0) MF ^ Ian Incredible (1:1 1 0 0) FW A Desdemona (1:2 0 0 0) FW _ Rank1 (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 FW DJ Tiesto (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW My_Brother Darryl (1:1 0 0 0) FW Ian Credible (0:2 1 0 0) PHI (B) GK Dolph Ziggler (-8:0 0 0 2) subbed @86 GK A.J. Styles (0:0 0 0 0) entered @86 SW Sasha Banks (0:1 0 0 0) DF Kevin Owens (0:0 0 0 0) DF Dean Ambrose (0:1 0 1 0) YC MF Seth Rollins (0:1 0 2 0) MF Jack Swagger (0:0 0 0 0) entered @81 MF Roman Reigns (0:3 0 0 0) MF Saraya Bevis (1:3 0 0 0) MF > CM Punk (0:5 0 1 0) MF > The Miz (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @81 FW AJ Lee (1:6 0 0 0) FW < John Cena (0:4 0 0 0) subbed @90 FW < Alberto delRio (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 Three stars of the match are: *** USA DF M. Skumbag ** USA SW S. Bliss * USA DF D. Fense Offsides: USA: 0 PHI: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#0 in D) vs Denmark (#4 seed) (#0 in D) 60161 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 94770995 Starting lineups ---------------- IRL (B) Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO DF 5417 Honest Politician MAD DF 4785 ToSir WithLoin MOO DF 5271 Cow Orker MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5283 Stupid Idiot MAD MF 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO FW 5119 Ox Calibur MOO FW 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD FW 4786 Wooly BullyBeef MOO S1 5166 Private Citizen MAD S2 5429 Beef OreTheDeluge MOO S3 5638 Policy Debate MAD S4 4753 Forward Progress MAD S5 4809 Unique Individual MAD DEN (O) Coach William Baldwin GK 4271 Mistress Mary NRU SW 4627 Bobby Snooks NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU DF 4789 Goosey Gander NRU DF 5382 Broken Egg NRU MF < 4948 My Egg NRU MF < 4629 Solomon Grundy NRU FW 5498 Little Dog NRU FW 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW 5500 Poor Mary NRU FW 5123 Tom Thumb NRU S3 4142 Davy Dumpling NRU S4 4891 Little Red_Hen NRU Officials from Georgia: referee Otar Guntadze assistant referee #1 Zurab Dolidze assistant referee #2 Ioseb Kakhiani Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Guntadze signals the kick-off! Min 1: IRL discards their tactics. Min 1: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) moves wide. Min 1: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough. Min 1: My Egg (DEN MF) is getting marked by Ep Oxy. Min 1: DEN difficult effort by Poor Mary ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Cow Orker! Min 2: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 2: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Wooly BullyBeef, whose decent header ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Lantern Kicker is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 1 - DEN 0 Min 2: Mistress Mary (DEN GK) elbows Cow Orker ... ... referee Guntadze shows Mary a yellow card! Min 3: IRL promising header by Deeply Superficial ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... Honest Politician is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 2 - DEN 0 Min 6: IRL good chance by Lantern Kicker ... ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Broken Egg! Min 6: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 8: DEN difficult effort by Solomon Grundy ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 10: IRL decent volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... is deflected onto the post by SW Bobby Snooks! Min 10: IRL good shot by Ox Calibur ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 3 - DEN 0 Min 10: Honest Politician (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 10: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 10: Cow Orker (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 10: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 10: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 10: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 10: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 10: Wooly BullyBeef (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 14: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Goosey Gander ... ... the cross is deflected to Elephant Rhyme, whose difficult long shot ... ... dips over the bar! Min 15: Mistress Mary (DEN GK) punches Cow Orker ... ... referee Guntadze shows Mary a yellow card! ... but she was already booked earlier and is now sent off! Min 15: Broken Egg (DEN DF) switches to play GK. Min 17: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 18: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Wooly BullyBeef, whose promising effort ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - DEN 0 Min 18: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 18: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play normally. Min 18: Poor Mary (DEN FW) drops back. Min 18: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 19: IRL decent long-range shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Broken Egg! Min 19: IRL mediocre chance by Stiff Plastic ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 5 - DEN 0 Min 19: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy. Min 22: Poor Mary (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 23: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) boots the ball out of reach of My Egg (DEN MF). Min 25: DEN mediocre volley by Tom Thumb ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 27: IRL mediocre long shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... is smothered by GK Broken Egg! Min 27: Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF) heads the ball away from Honest Politician (IRL DF). Min 28: Poor Mary (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 30: IRL mediocre volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 31: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 38: IRL promising chance by Wooly BullyBeef ... ... is punched to safety by GK Broken Egg! Min 39: Bobby Snooks (DEN SW) punches ToSir WithLoin ... ... referee Guntadze shows Snooks a yellow card! Min 42: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 43: Little Dog (DEN FW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Guntadze shows Dog a yellow card! Min 44: DEN difficult long-range shot by Tom Thumb ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Cow Orker! Min 46: IRL decent long-range shot by Stiff Plastic ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 47: Pheeeep! Referee Guntadze signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: IRL 5 - DEN 0 [ 9 - 3 ] Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out MF Deeply Superficial ... Deeply Superficial goes to shower and Beef OreTheDeluge takes his place. MF Beef OreTheDeluge starts playing passively. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Guntadze gets the second half on the way! Min 46: IRL mediocre attempt by Ox Calibur ... ... is headed clear by FW Tom Thumb! Min 48: IRL decent volley by Ox Calibur ... ... hits the post! Min 50: IRL mediocre shot by Stupid Idiot ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Solomon Grundy! Min 51: Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF) trips Ep Oxy just outside the box ... ... referee Guntadze awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Lantern Kicker takes the kick ... ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 6 - DEN 0 Min 54: DEN mediocre attempt by Little Dog ... ... clips the bar! Min 55: IRL mediocre header by Ox Calibur ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Broken Egg! Min 56: DEN mediocre chance by Simple Simon ... ... is headed clear by DF ToSir WithLoin! Min 56: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 57: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Stupid Idiot, whose mediocre shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 7 - DEN 0 Min 63: Poor Mary (DEN FW) is firmly stopped by Ep Oxy (IRL DF). Min 69: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Beef OreTheDeluge, whose decent volley ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Broken Egg! Min 69: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 70: DEN really difficult attempt by Tom Thumb ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 7 - DEN 1 Min 70: Goosey Gander (DEN DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Guntadze awards IRL a penalty kick! ... Lantern Kicker takes the kick ... ... the shot is just pushed wide by GK Broken Egg! Min 73: IRL mediocre volley by Ox Calibur ... ... is punted upfield by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 73: IRL mediocre effort by Wooly BullyBeef ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 76: DEN difficult long-range shot by Goosey Gander ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 77: Cow Orker (IRL DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Private Citizen enters the field. Min 78: DEN difficult chance by Tom Thumb ... ... is punted upfield by DF ToSir WithLoin! Min 78: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) is brutally tackled by Goosey Gander (DEN DF). Min 79: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 80: IRL mediocre effort by Wooly BullyBeef ... ... is headed clear by FW Poor Mary! Min 80: IRL decent header by Lantern Kicker ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 82: DEN difficult shot by Tom Thumb ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 82: DEN mediocre shot by Simple Simon ... ... is saved easily by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 84: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 87: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Ep Oxy ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Broken Egg! Min 89: IRL mediocre attempt by Private Citizen ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 89: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 90: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... it walks off the pitch ... ... Unique Individual enters the field. Min 90: Unique Individual (IRL GK) starts playing passively. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Guntadze blows the final whistle! Final score: IRL 7 - DEN 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ IRL vs DEN: 7 - 1 [ 16 (1 fk 1 pk) - 7 ] IRL GK _ MOOmintroll (-1:0 0 0 2) subbed @90 GK Unique Individual (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Ep Oxy (0:1 0 0 0) marked M. Egg DF Private Citizen (0:0 0 0 0) entered @77 DF Honest Politician (0:0 1 2 0) DF ToSir WithLoin (0:2 0 2 0) DF Cow Orker (0:0 0 2 0) subbed @77 MF Deeply Superficial (1:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF Stupid Idiot (1:1 0 0 0) MF Lantern Kicker (1:3 1 0 0) MF Beef OreTheDeluge (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 FW ^ Ox Calibur (1:3 0 0 0) FW Stiff Plastic (1:2 0 0 0) FW ^ Wooly BullyBeef (2:4 0 0 0) DEN (S) GK Mistress Mary (-3:0 0 0 0) RC15 GK Broken Egg (-4:0 0 1 7) SW Bobby Snooks (0:0 0 1 0) YC DF Elephant Rhyme (0:2 0 3 0) DF Goosey Gander (0:1 0 0 0) MF < My Egg (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Solomon Grundy (0:1 0 1 0) FW Little Dog (0:1 0 0 0) YC FW Simple Simon (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Poor Mary (0:0 0 1 0) FW < Tom Thumb (1:1 0 1 0) Three stars of the match are: *** IRL FW W. BullyBeef ** IRL DF H. Politician * IRL MF L. Kicker Offsides: IRL: 0 DEN: 0