Från: "Timo Ojala" Till: Ämne: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches Datum: den 29 november 2016 18:10 WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches =================================== World Cup Final ROB - HOL Bronze Match IRL - USA 5th Place Match ENG - ITA 7th Place Match SWE - NOR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** World Cup Final: The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A) vs Nederland (#2 seed) (#2 in A) 169658 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 23528 Starting lineups ---------------- ROB Coach iRobot GK 4800 Robot A27 AAA SW 4801 Robot A28 AAA DF 5309 Robot A33 AAA DF 5160 Robot B19 BBB DF 4958 Robot A29 AAA MF 2700 Robot C10 CCC MF 5130 Robot A32 AAA MF 5367 Robot C21 CCC FW 2704 Robot C14 CCC FW 5161 Robot B20 BBB FW > 4959 Robot A30 AAA S1 5311 Robot B23 BBB S2 5310 Robot A34 AAA S3 2686 Robot B14 BBB S4 2691 Robot C01 CCC S5 2673 Robot B01 BBB HOL (L) Coach Blind2 GK 5223 Zenga Zenga IFE SW 4973 Necrotizing FasciitisMAM DF 5184 Lassa Fever MAM DF 4942 Fedan BalZagLiRetti IFE DF 5050 Tuber Culosis MAM DF 5293 Daniele DeRossiNero IFE MF 5144 Black Death MAM MF 5054 Andreas Pirlolo IFE FW 4943 Mario BallOnoTelly IFE FW 5048 Heroin Addiction MAM FW 4621 M CamorraNeeskens IFE S1 4782 Volterra Chiellini IFE S2 5103 Leostian BonPanUcci IFE S3 4810 Moribund RNGnitis MAM S4 5328 Francisel Tularensi MAM Officials from England: referee Philip Don assistant referee #1 Steve Bennett assistant referee #2 Mark Warren Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the kick-off! Min 1: Robot A29 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Manager Blind2 (HOL) orders his team to play rough. Min 1: Black Death (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: Andreas Pirlolo (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: Mario BallOnoTelly (HOL FW) is getting marked by Robot A29. Min 4: ROB mediocre long-range shot by Robot A29 ... ... is saved easily by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 6: ROB mediocre header by Robot C10 ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 1 - HOL 0 Min 8: ROB decent shot by Robot A32 ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Necrotizing Fasciitis! Min 10: HOL really difficult volley by Heroin Addiction ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Robot A27! Min 10: HOL difficult long-range shot by Tuber Culosis ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 11: Robot C21 (ROB MF) is just tackled by Fedan BalZagLiRetti (HOL DF). Min 14: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot B20 ... ... the cross is deflected to Robot A33, whose mediocre long shot ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 15: HOL really difficult attempt by Andreas Pirlolo ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Robot A29! Min 20: HOL really difficult chance by Black Death ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Robot C21! Min 20: Robot A32 (ROB MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 21: ROB mediocre effort by Robot A30 ... ... is deflected inches wide by SW Necrotizing Fasciitis! Min 26: ROB decent header by Robot C21 ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Black Death! Min 30: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot A28 ... ... is saved easily by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 31: Fedan BalZagLiRetti (HOL DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Robot B20 (ROB FW). Min 34: HOL difficult header by Andreas Pirlolo ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Robot A27! Min 36: ROB decent chance by Robot B20 ... ... is parried by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 38: ROB difficult shot by Robot B20 ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 2 - HOL 0 Min 39: Robot B19 (ROB DF) is just tackled by Black Death (HOL MF). Min 41: ROB mediocre long-range shot by Robot A29 ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 42: ROB difficult volley by Robot C14 ... ... is punted upfield by SW Necrotizing Fasciitis! Min 42: HOL really difficult volley by Heroin Addiction ... ... is headed clear by DF Robot B19! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ROB 2 - HOL 0 [ 7 - 3 ] Manager iRobot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Robot A27 ... Robot A27 goes to shower and Robot C01 takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Don gets the second half on the way! Min 46: HOL really difficult long-range shot by Tuber Culosis ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 46: Robot C10 (ROB MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 46: HOL begins pressing forward. Min 46: Daniele DeRossiNero (HOL DF) switches to play MF. Min 49: Robot C01 (ROB GK) smothers the ball outside the penalty box ... ... referee Don exchanges few words with C01. Min 51: HOL mediocre effort by Andreas Pirlolo ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Robot C01! Min 53: ROB excellent attempt by Robot C10 ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Robot B20 is credited with the assist. ... score now: ROB 3 - HOL 0 Min 56: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot A32 ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 57: ROB excellent effort by Robot A30 ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 4 - HOL 0 Min 57: ROB adopts stalling tactic. Min 57: Manager iRobot (ROB) orders his team to take it easy. Min 57: Robot A28 (ROB SW) starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot A33 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot B19 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot A29 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot C10 (ROB MF) switches to play DF and starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot A32 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot C21 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot C14 (ROB FW) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot B20 (ROB FW) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 57: Robot A30 (ROB FW) switches to play MF and drops back and starts playing passively. Min 59: HOL difficult effort by Tuber Culosis ... ... is punted upfield by DF Robot A33! Min 60: ROB really difficult chance by Robot B20 ... ... is headed clear by DF Tuber Culosis! Min 61: Mario BallOnoTelly (HOL FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Don awards ROB a direct free kick! ... Robot B20 takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 5 - HOL 0 Min 64: HOL difficult long shot by Tuber Culosis ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 5 - HOL 1 Min 74: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Black Death ... ... is punted upfield by SW Robot A28! Min 75: HOL difficult long-range shot by Black Death ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 82: ROB mediocre effort by Robot C14 ... ... is headed clear by SW Necrotizing Fasciitis! Min 83: Mario BallOnoTelly (HOL FW) is just tackled by Robot C21 (ROB MF). Min 84: HOL mediocre long shot by Fedan BalZagLiRetti ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 85: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot B20 ... ... the cross finds Robot C21, whose really difficult chance ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 86: HOL mediocre volley by Black Death ... ... is headed clear by DF Robot A33! Min 88: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Fedan BalZagLiRetti ... ... is saved with a smile by GK Robot C01! Min 89: Heroin Addiction (HOL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 90: Robot C01 (ROB GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Robot B01 enters the field. Min 91: Tuber Culosis (HOL DF) elbows Robot C14 ... ... referee Don exchanges few words with Culosis. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Don blows the final whistle! Final score: ROB 5 - HOL 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ROB vs HOL: 5 - 1 [ 11 (1 fk) - 9 ] ROB (S) GK Robot B01 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 GK Robot C01 (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @45 subbed @90 GK Robot A27 (0:0 0 0 2) subbed @45 SW Robot A28 (0:1 0 1 0) DF Robot A33 (0:1 0 2 0) DF Robot B19 (0:0 0 1 0) DF Robot A29 (0:2 0 1 0) marked M. BallOnoTelly DF Robot C10 (2:2 0 0 0) MF < Robot A32 (0:1 0 0 0) MF < Robot C21 (0:1 0 1 0) MF < Robot A30 (1:1 0 0 0) FW < Robot C14 (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Robot B20 (2:3 1 0 0) HOL (P) GK Zenga Zenga (-5:0 0 0 4) SW Necrotizing Fasciitis (0:0 0 4 0) DF Lassa Fever (0:0 0 0 0) DF Fedan BalZagLiRetti (0:2 0 0 0) DF Tuber Culosis (1:3 0 1 0) MF Daniele DeRossiNero (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Black Death (0:1 0 1 0) MF < Andreas Pirlolo (0:2 0 0 0) FW Mario BallOnoTelly (0:0 0 0 0) FW Heroin Addiction (0:1 0 0 0) FW M CamorraNeeskens (0:0 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** ROB FW R. B20 ** ROB MF R. C10 * HOL SW N. Fasciitis Offsides: ROB: 0 HOL: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Bronze Match: Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#2 in D) vs Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#1 in D) 149485 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 91130366 Starting lineups ---------------- IRL (L) Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO DF 5166 Private Citizen MAD DF 5417 Honest Politician MAD DF 4785 ToSir WithLoin MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5283 Stupid Idiot MAD MF 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO FW 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD FW 5429 Beef OreTheDeluge MOO FW 4923 First Initial MAD S1 5271 Cow Orker MOO S2 4908 Classic Novel MAD S3 5119 Ox Calibur MOO S4 4753 Forward Progress MAD S5 4809 Unique Individual MAD USA (L) Coach Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff GK 4632 Butter Fingers WAC SW 5137 Sister Bliss DJ DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO DF 4977 Billdoor Treewhacker MMO MF 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF 4949 Diesel Devil PDX FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ FW 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ FW 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW 4820 Ian Credible WAC S1 5147 Dee Fense WAC S2 4892 Frankie Bag_O_Donuts PDX S3 5125 Express Lane RDR S4 4989 Paul vanDyk DJ S5 5124 Sammy Reese PDX Officials from Netherlands: referee Dick Jol assistant referee #1 Willem Kok assistant referee #2 Berend Talens Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the kick-off! Min 1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 1: ToSir WithLoin (IRL DF) switches to play SW. Min 1: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL FW) switches to play MF. Min 1: First Initial (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: USA discards their tactics. Min 1: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 1: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: Ian Credible (USA FW) drops back. Min 1: IRL decent volley by Ep Oxy ... ... is headed clear by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 1: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) yells at the referee ... ... referee Jol shows Oxy a yellow card! Min 4: IRL decent attempt by Deeply Superficial ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Butter Fingers! Min 6: USA excellent header by Amber Doombringer ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 0 - USA 1 Min 6: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) goes rough. Min 6: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) goes rough. Min 8: USA excellent volley by Ian Credible ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 8: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Jol awards USA a penalty kick! ... _ Rank1 takes the kick ... ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 0 - USA 2 Min 8: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 8: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 8: USA adopts stalling tactic. Min 8: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play normally. Min 8: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) drops back. Min 8: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back. Min 8: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 8: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 8: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 11: IRL really difficult long-range shot by Beef OreTheDeluge ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 13: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by A Desdemona ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Rank1, whose mediocre chance ... ... is smothered by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 18: IRL difficult volley by Deeply Superficial ... ... is headed clear by DF Billdoor Treewhacker! Min 19: USA mediocre long-range shot by Ian Incredible ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 20: Diesel Devil (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 23: _ Rank1 (USA FW) elbows Stupid Idiot ... ... referee Jol shows Rank1 a yellow card! Min 23: _ Rank1 (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 26: USA mediocre volley by Ian Incredible ... ... is punted upfield by DF Honest Politician! Min 26: Honest Politician (IRL DF) is pushed aside by Billdoor Treewhacker (USA DF). Min 27: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Ep Oxy, whose really difficult long shot ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 1 - USA 2 Min 27: IRL really difficult long shot by Private Citizen ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Butter Fingers! Min 27: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) goes rough. Min 27: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) goes rough. Min 27: USA discards their tactics. Min 27: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 27: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) positions normally. Min 27: Diesel Devil (USA MF) positions normally. Min 27: _ Rank1 (USA FW) positions normally. Min 27: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) positions normally. Min 27: Ian Incredible (USA FW) positions normally. Min 28: Ian Credible (USA FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Lantern Kicker takes the kick ... ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 2 - USA 2 Min 28: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 28: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 29: USA excellent long-range shot by DJ Tiesto ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 30: First Initial (IRL FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Ox Calibur enters the field. Min 31: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) drops back. Min 35: IRL decent chance by Stiff Plastic ... ... is headed clear by DF Billdoor Treewhacker! Min 35: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards USA a direct free kick! ... DJ Tiesto takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved easily by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 35: Butter Fingers (USA GK) tackles violently Ep Oxy ... ... referee Jol shows Fingers a yellow card! Min 38: USA excellent effort by Amber Doombringer ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 40: IRL decent volley by Stupid Idiot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Stiff Plastic is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 3 - USA 2 Min 40: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Sister Bliss ... ... the cross is deflected to DJ Tiesto, whose excellent volley ... ... is just palmed away by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 40: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Jol exchanges few words with Superficial. Min 42: IRL decent long-range shot by Private Citizen ... ... clips the bar! Min 43: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) steals the ball from Honest Politician (IRL DF). Min 45: USA excellent long-range shot by _ Rank1 ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 45: Ian Incredible (USA FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 46: A Desdemona (USA FW) goes rough. Min 46: Ian Credible (USA FW) goes rough. Min 47: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: IRL 3 - USA 2 [ 6 (1 fk) - 7 (1 fk 1 pk) ] Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff shouts orders in USA's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Butter Fingers ... Butter Fingers goes to shower and Sammy Reese takes his place. he wants to sub out MF Amber Doombringer ... Amber Doombringer goes to shower and Express Lane takes her place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Jol gets the second half on the way! Min 46: IRL starts playing opportunistic. Min 46: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) drops back. Min 46: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) drops back. Min 46: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) drops back. Min 46: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) drops back. Min 47: IRL really difficult shot by Stupid Idiot ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 48: USA decent shot by Ian Credible ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Lantern Kicker! Min 52: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross finds Beef OreTheDeluge, whose really difficult header ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 55: USA decent shot by A Desdemona ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Deeply Superficial! Min 58: USA decent shot by Ian Credible ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 61: USA promising long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 61: USA begins pressing forward. Min 61: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 61: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 62: IRL promising long-range shot by Beef OreTheDeluge ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Sammy Reese! Min 66: USA promising long shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 66: _ Rank1 (USA FW) goes rough. Min 66: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) goes rough. Min 69: IRL decent long shot by Ep Oxy ... ... is saved with a smile by GK Sammy Reese! Min 69: Private Citizen (IRL DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ... ... Private Citizen is helped out of the pitch ... ... recovery of 3 weeks is expected. Min 69: Cow Orker enters the field as DF for IRL. Min 69: Ian Credible (USA FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ... ... Ian Credible is helped out of the pitch ... ... recovery of 3 and half weeks is expected. Min 69: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts enters the field as FW for USA. Min 69: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (USA FW) drops back and goes rough. Min 74: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards USA a direct free kick! ... _ Rank1 takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 3 - USA 3 Min 74: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 74: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 74: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 74: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 74: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 74: USA discards their tactics. Min 74: A Desdemona (USA FW) plays normally. Min 74: _ Rank1 (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 74: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) positions normally and plays normally. Min 74: Ian Incredible (USA FW) positions normally. Min 74: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (USA FW) positions normally and plays normally. Min 75: IRL decent volley by Ox Calibur ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 75: USA excellent header by _ Rank1 ... ... hits the post! Min 75: IRL decent effort by Stiff Plastic ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 75: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) is nudged away by Sister Bliss (USA SW). Min 78: Ian Incredible (USA FW) boots the ball out of reach of Lantern Kicker (IRL MF). Min 80: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... it walks off the pitch ... ... Unique Individual enters the field. Min 81: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough. Min 83: USA good long-range shot by Sister Bliss ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Unique Individual! Min 85: IRL good attempt by Deeply Superficial ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - USA 3 Min 85: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Beef OreTheDeluge, whose good header ... ... hits the bar! Min 85: IRL adopts stalling tactic. Min 85: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally. Min 85: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) drops back. Min 85: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) drops back. Min 85: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) drops back. Min 85: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) switches to play DF. Min 85: USA begins pressing forward. Min 85: A Desdemona (USA FW) goes rough. Min 85: _ Rank1 (USA FW) goes rough. Min 85: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back and goes rough. Min 85: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 85: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (USA FW) drops back and goes rough. Min 86: USA promising long-range shot by _ Rank1 ... ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Stupid Idiot! Min 87: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (USA FW) tackles violently Cow Orker ... ... referee Jol exchanges few words with Bag_O_Donuts. Min 88: IRL difficult header by Ox Calibur ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 88: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Ian Incredible ... ... the cross is deflected to A Desdemona, whose decent header ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - USA 4 Min 88: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 88: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough. Min 88: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 88: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 88: Lantern Kicker (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 88: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL DF) switches to play MF. Min 88: USA discards their tactics. Min 88: A Desdemona (USA FW) plays normally. Min 88: _ Rank1 (USA FW) starts playing passively. Min 88: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) positions normally and plays normally. Min 88: Ian Incredible (USA FW) positions normally. Min 88: Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (USA FW) positions normally and plays normally. Min 91: USA excellent effort by Ian Incredible ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW ToSir WithLoin! Min 91: USA excellent attempt by Ian Incredible ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Unique Individual! Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the end of the regulation! Score at the end of normal time: IRL 4 - USA 4 [ 12 (1 fk) - 14 (2 fk 1 pk) ] Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the start of the extra time! Min 91: ToSir WithLoin (IRL SW) is told to sub out ... ... she can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 93: IRL promising shot by Stupid Idiot ... ... is parried by GK Sammy Reese! Min 94: IRL good long-range shot by Cow Orker ... ... is smothered by GK Sammy Reese! Min 96: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards USA a direct free kick! ... DJ Tiesto takes the kick ... ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Unique Individual! Min 98: IRL good long-range shot by Deeply Superficial ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sister Bliss! Min 98: USA promising chance by Ian Incredible ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... Diesel Devil is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 4 - USA 5 Min 98: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Ian Incredible ... ... the cross finds Minstral Skumbag, whose good long shot ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Ian Incredible is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 4 - USA 6 Min 98: IRL begins pressing forward. Min 98: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) drops back. Min 98: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) positions normally. Min 98: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) positions normally. Min 98: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) drops back. Min 98: USA adopts stalling tactic. Min 98: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play normally. Min 98: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back. Min 98: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 98: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 98: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 100: Ian Incredible (USA FW) boots the ball out of reach of Deeply Superficial (IRL MF). Min 102: USA difficult header by _ Rank1 ... ... is punted upfield by DF Ep Oxy! Min 105: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the end of the first half in extra time! Score at the end of first period of extra time: IRL 4 - USA 6 [ 14 (1 fk) - 16 (3 fk 1 pk) ] Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out SW ToSir WithLoin ... but realizes that he has used all 3 subs already! Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Jol gets the second half on the way! Min 106: IRL promising volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 5 - USA 6 Min 106: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) goes rough. Min 106: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) goes rough. Min 106: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) goes rough. Min 106: USA discards their tactics. Min 106: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 106: Diesel Devil (USA MF) positions normally. Min 106: _ Rank1 (USA FW) positions normally. Min 106: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) positions normally. Min 106: Ian Incredible (USA FW) positions normally. Min 108: IRL good chance by Cow Orker ... ... is calmly cleared by MF Express Lane! Min 109: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lantern Kicker ... ... the cross is deflected to Beef OreTheDeluge, whose good header ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Sammy Reese! Min 109: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Jol exchanges few words with Idiot. Min 110: USA excellent long-range shot by Sister Bliss ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 110: USA good long shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 111: IRL excellent header by Lantern Kicker ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Sammy Reese! Min 113: USA good long-range shot by Billdoor Treewhacker ... ... clips the post! Min 114: IRL good long-range shot by ToSir WithLoin ... ... is parried by GK Sammy Reese! Min 114: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) tackles violently Sister Bliss ... ... referee Jol shows Idiot a yellow card! Min 114: Beef OreTheDeluge (IRL MF) tackles violently Minstral Skumbag ... ... referee Jol shows OreTheDeluge a yellow card! Min 116: Sammy Reese (USA GK) tackles violently Lantern Kicker ... ... referee Jol shows Reese a yellow card! Min 116: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as torn knee ligament ... ... Ep Oxy leaves the field on a stretcher... ... recovery of 8 weeks is expected. Min 116: Sammy Reese (USA GK) starts playing passively. Min 118: USA excellent shot by DJ Tiesto ... ... is saved easily by GK Unique Individual! Min 118: Diesel Devil (USA MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 120: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Diesel Devil ... ... the cross finds Express Lane, whose excellent header ... ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... Diesel Devil is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 5 - USA 7 Min 120: IRL good chance by Stiff Plastic ... ... is punted upfield by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 120: Stupid Idiot (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 120: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 120: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 120: USA adopts stalling tactic. Min 120: Manager Dave, Rob, Jason, Jim, Jeff (USA) orders his team to play normally. Min 120: Diesel Devil (USA MF) drops back. Min 120: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 120: DJ Tiesto (USA FW) drops back. Min 120: Ian Incredible (USA FW) drops back. Min 123: Pheeeep! Referee Jol blows the final whistle! Final score: IRL 5 - USA 7 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ IRL vs USA: 5 - 7 [ 18 (1 fk) - 21 (3 fk 1 pk) ] IRL (P) GK _ MOOmintroll (-3:0 0 0 6) subbed @80 GK Unique Individual (-4:0 0 0 4) entered @80 SW ToSir WithLoin (0:1 0 1 0) DF Ep Oxy (1:2 0 1 0) YC inj @116 torn ligament DF Private Citizen (0:2 0 0 0) inj @69 pulled muscle DF Honest Politician (0:0 0 2 0) DF Cow Orker (0:1 0 0 0) entered @69 MF < Deeply Superficial (1:2 0 1 0) MF Stupid Idiot (1:2 0 1 0) YC MF Lantern Kicker (1:2 0 1 0) MF < Beef OreTheDeluge (0:5 0 0 0) YC FW Ox Calibur (0:0 0 0 0) entered @30 FW Stiff Plastic (1:2 1 0 0) FW < First Initial (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @30 USA (S) GK Sammy Reese (-2:0 0 0 7) entered @45 YC GK Butter Fingers (-3:0 0 0 2) subbed @45 YC SW Sister Bliss (0:2 0 4 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (1:4 0 1 0) DF Billdoor Treewhacker (0:1 0 2 0) MF Amber Doombringer (1:2 0 1 0) subbed @45 MF Express Lane (1:1 0 1 0) entered @45 MF < Diesel Devil (0:0 2 0 0) FW < A Desdemona (1:1 0 0 0) FW < _ Rank1 (2:5 0 0 0) YC FW < DJ Tiesto (0:5 0 0 0) FW < Ian Incredible (1:3 1 0 0) FW < Ian Credible (0:1 0 0 0) inj @69 pulled muscle FW Frankie Bag_O_Donuts (0:0 0 0 0) entered @69 Three stars of the match are: *** USA SW S. Bliss ** USA MF A. Doombringer * USA MF E. Lane Offsides: IRL: 0 USA: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** 5th Place Match: England (#2 seed) (#1 in C) vs Italy (#4 seed) (#2 in C) 112623 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 20574225 Starting lineups ---------------- ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT DF 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT DF 5145 Wiretap WorldLeaders NAT DF 4945 Kill Kids_With_Guns NAT MF 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT FW < 5299 Trash Health_Service NAT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT FW < 5146 Starve The_Poor NAT FW < 4946 Secede From_England NAT FW < 4937 Sheldon Cooper BBT S1 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT S2 4936 Rose Tyler BBT S3 4780 Nelson TheUrbaneFox BBT S4 5471 Elect Fascists NAT S5 4701 Niles Crane BBT ITA (B) Coach Paolo Petroni GK 4792 Anna Calvi SIN DF 5596 Ozlem Bulut SIN DF 5616 Aline Frazao SIN DF 5277 Anais Mitchell SIN MF 5301 Leyla McCalla SIN MF 5127 Silvia PerezCruz SIN MF 4950 Emel Mathlouthi SIN MF 4291 Renata Rosa SIN FW 5475 La Yegros SIN FW 5446 Melody Gardot SIN FW 4476 Mayra Andrade SIN S1 5424 Nina Zilli SIN S2 5200 Rocio Marquez SIN S3 5092 Roberta Sa SIN S4 4718 Cat Power SIN Officials from Sweden: referee Karl-Erik Nilsson assistant referee #1 Mikael Hansson assistant referee #2 Ingemar Larsson Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson signals the kick-off! Min 1: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) moves wide. Min 1: Secede From_England (ENG FW) moves wide. Min 1: >>> Paolo shakes hands with Ron Manager Min 1: Ozlem Bulut (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Aline Frazao (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: La Yegros (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: Melody Gardot (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: Mayra Andrade (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: Secede From_England (ENG FW) is getting marked by Ozlem Bulut. Min 1: Sheldon Cooper (ENG FW) is getting marked by Aline Frazao. Min 5: ENG excellent long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 1 - ITA 0 Min 5: ITA good header by La Yegros ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 5: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) drops back. Min 5: Secede From_England (ENG FW) drops back. Min 7: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Kill Kids_With_Guns ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose excellent header ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 9: ENG excellent header by Flog Dissidents ... ... is smothered by GK Anna Calvi! Min 13: ITA excellent long-range shot by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Leyla McCalla is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 1 - ITA 1 Min 13: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) moves wide. Min 13: Secede From_England (ENG FW) moves wide. Min 15: ENG excellent attempt by Wiretap WorldLeaders ... ... is punted upfield by MF Leyla McCalla! Min 16: ITA good long-range shot by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is punted upfield by MF Flog Dissidents! Min 19: ITA good shot by Melody Gardot ... ... assistant referee Hansson judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 19: ENG excellent long shot by Kill Kids_With_Guns ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 20: ITA excellent header by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... is punted upfield by DF Wiretap WorldLeaders! Min 21: Leyla McCalla (ITA MF) tackles Clara Oswald from behind ... ... referee Nilsson shows McCalla a red card! Min 25: ENG excellent chance by Stewart Pearson ... ... is headed clear by MF Silvia PerezCruz! Min 25: ENG excellent long-range shot by Clara Oswald ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 25: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Flog Dissidents ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose excellent shot ... ... dips over the bar! Min 27: ENG fast break sets up Starve The_Poor, whose excellent volley ... ... dips over the bar! Min 29: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sheldon Cooper ... ... the cross is deflected to Wiretap WorldLeaders, whose excellent long shot ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 29: ENG excellent long shot by Kill Kids_With_Guns ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 30: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) robs the ball from Ozlem Bulut (ITA DF). Min 31: Renata Rosa (ITA MF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Lord Flashheart (ENG MF). Min 33: Stewart Pearson (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Nilsson awards ITA a direct free kick! ... Emel Mathlouthi takes the kick ... ... the shot is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender! Min 33: Anna Calvi (ITA GK) elbows Secede From_England ... ... referee Nilsson shows Calvi a yellow card! Min 36: ITA beat the trap with a quick pass to Ozlem Bulut, whose good long shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Mayra Andrade is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 1 - ITA 2 Min 38: ENG fast break sets up Clara Oswald, whose excellent volley ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Trash Health_Service is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 2 - ITA 2 Min 38: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Secede From_England ... ... the cross finds Lord Flashheart, whose excellent volley ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Secede From_England is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 3 - ITA 2 Min 38: Clara Oswald (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 38: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) drops back. Min 38: Secede From_England (ENG FW) drops back. Min 46: ITA beat the trap with a quick pass to Anais Mitchell, whose good long shot ... ... clips the bar! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ENG 3 - ITA 2 [ 11 - 5 (1 fk) ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson gets the second half on the way! Min 46: ITA decent effort by Mayra Andrade ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 48: ENG excellent volley by Trash Health_Service ... ... dips over the bar! Min 48: ITA promising shot by Melody Gardot ... ... is easily blocked by DF Stewart Pearson! Min 48: Clara Oswald (ENG FW) is pushed aside by Emel Mathlouthi (ITA MF). Min 52: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Trash Health_Service ... ... the cross finds Sheldon Cooper, whose excellent chance ... ... hits the post! Min 55: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Trash Health_Service ... ... the cross is deflected to Starve The_Poor, whose excellent chance ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 4 - ITA 2 Min 56: ENG excellent volley by Flog Dissidents ... ... is just palmed away by GK Anna Calvi! Min 59: ENG excellent effort by Lord Flashheart ... ... is just palmed away by GK Anna Calvi! Min 63: ENG excellent volley by Kill Kids_With_Guns ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW Melody Gardot! Min 64: Renata Rosa (ITA MF) is easily tackled by Stewart Pearson (ENG DF). Min 67: ITA decent long-range shot by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is fisted away by GK EatCheeseN Surrender! Min 69: ITA promising long-range shot by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is headed clear by FW Sheldon Cooper! Min 69: ITA make a quick pass to Mayra Andrade, whose promising shot ... ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender! Min 70: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 75: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Flog Dissidents ... ... the cross is deflected to Starve The_Poor, whose decent shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 5 - ITA 2 Min 79: ENG mediocre volley by Secede From_England ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Aline Frazao! Min 79: ENG mediocre volley by Secede From_England ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... Flog Dissidents is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 6 - ITA 2 Min 81: ITA mediocre volley by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is headed clear by DF Stewart Pearson! Min 84: ITA difficult long-range shot by Melody Gardot ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 90: ENG decent volley by Flog Dissidents ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 90: Kill Kids_With_Guns (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Arnold Rimmer enters the field. Min 90: >>> Paolo congratulates with Ron Manager Min 90: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson blows the final whistle! Final score: ENG 6 - ITA 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ENG vs ITA: 6 - 2 [ 19 - 9 (1 fk) ] ENG (S) GK EatCheeseN Surrender (-2:0 0 0 3) DF Arnold Rimmer (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Stewart Pearson (0:0 0 2 0) DF Wiretap WorldLeaders (0:1 0 1 0) DF Kill Kids_With_Guns (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @90 MF Flog Dissidents (0:3 1 1 0) MF Lord Flashheart (2:3 0 0 0) FW < Trash Health_Service (0:3 1 0 0) FW < Clara Oswald (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Starve The_Poor (2:3 0 0 0) FW < Secede From_England (1:1 1 0 0) FW < Sheldon Cooper (0:1 0 1 0) ITA (B) GK Anna Calvi (-6:0 0 0 3) YC DF Ozlem Bulut (1:1 0 0 0) marked S. From_England DF Aline Frazao (0:0 0 1 0) marked S. Cooper DF Anais Mitchell (0:1 0 0 0) MF Leyla McCalla (0:0 1 1 0) RC21 MF Silvia PerezCruz (0:0 0 1 0) MF Emel Mathlouthi (1:3 0 0 0) MF Renata Rosa (0:0 0 0 0) FW < La Yegros (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Melody Gardot (0:2 0 1 0) FW < Mayra Andrade (0:2 1 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** ENG MF L. Flashheart ** ENG FW S. The_Poor * ENG FW S. From_England Offsides: ENG: 0 ITA: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** 7th Place Match: Sverige (#2 seed) (#2 in B) vs Norway (#3 seed) (#1 in B) 113324 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 28658159 Starting lineups ---------------- SWE (O) Coach Anders Carlsson, Robert Gustavsson GK 5072 David DeGea NH DF 5389 Paddy McNair NH DF 5140 Patrick Maxfield FCB DF > 5189 Steve Bruce NH DF < 4764 Phil Jones NH MF > 5324 Kennedy Xuamsay FCB MF > 4967 Xeuz Euridov FCB MF > 4781 Boris Tobaev FCB FW 5363 James Wilson NH FW 5586 Marcus Rashford NH FW 5141 Yorick Flooton FCB S1 4966 Hugo Calonexi FCB S2 5077 Nemanja Vidic NH S3 5408 Bryan Robson NH S4 4642 Charles Akimetis FCB S5 4625 Cock_and_Bull Story FCB NOR Coach Tom Purucker GK 4294 Keith Haring BMC SW 5195 Luster Willis BMC DF 5289 Andy Warhol BMC DF 4807 George Segal BMC MF ^ 5133 Billy Roper BMC MF ^ 4969 Eric Legge BMC MF 4656 Robert Longo BMC FW ^ 5290 Richard Serra BMC FW ^ 5558 Chuck Close BMC FW 5104 Mose Tolliver BMC FW 4657 Lyonel Feininger BMC S1 5461 Pablo Picasso BMC S2 4498 Edgar Tolson BMC S3 4295 Mark Strand BMC S4 4497 Richard Diebenkorn BMC S5 4148 JimmieLee Sudduth BMC Officials from Ukraine: referee Vasily Melnichuk assistant referee #1 Yaroslav Lemekh assistant referee #2 Roman Zan Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the kick-off! Min 1: SWE decent shot by Marcus Rashford ... ... is headed clear by SW Luster Willis! Min 2: NOR mediocre long-range shot by George Segal ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK David DeGea! Min 2: SWE decent header by Phil Jones ... ... dips over the bar! Min 3: NOR mediocre long-range shot by Lyonel Feininger ... ... is easily blocked by DF Steve Bruce! Min 10: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Lyonel Feininger ... ... the cross finds Billy Roper, whose difficult shot ... ... is held comfortably by GK David DeGea! Min 10: SWE decent long-range shot by Phil Jones ... ... dips over the bar! Min 11: NOR mediocre header by Robert Longo ... ... is well wide! Min 14: SWE decent effort by Marcus Rashford ... ... is punted upfield by DF Andy Warhol! Min 15: SWE win a corner kick, which is taken by Marcus Rashford ... ... the cross finds James Wilson, whose decent header ... ... dips over the bar! Min 16: SWE promising effort by Xeuz Euridov ... ... assistant referee Zan judges the play to be barely offside! Min 18: NOR really difficult chance by Chuck Close ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Patrick Maxfield! Min 19: SWE promising long shot by Steve Bruce ... ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Keith Haring! Min 19: NOR fast break sets up Chuck Close, whose difficult chance ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 23: Paddy McNair (SWE DF) is just tackled by Andy Warhol (NOR DF). Min 26: SWE promising shot by Xeuz Euridov ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: SWE 1 - NOR 0 Min 26: SWE adopts stalling tactic. Min 26: Steve Bruce (SWE DF) positions normally. Min 26: Kennedy Xuamsay (SWE MF) drops back. Min 26: Xeuz Euridov (SWE MF) drops back. Min 26: Boris Tobaev (SWE MF) drops back. Min 26: James Wilson (SWE FW) drops back. Min 26: Marcus Rashford (SWE FW) drops back. Min 26: Yorick Flooton (SWE FW) drops back. Min 26: NOR begins pressing forward. Min 27: NOR desperate attempt by George Segal ... ... is headed clear by DF Patrick Maxfield! Min 28: SWE mediocre chance by Marcus Rashford ... ... is headed clear by MF Eric Legge! Min 29: NOR hopeless long-range shot by Andy Warhol ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 32: Chuck Close (NOR FW) just manages to intercept a pass from Steve Bruce (SWE DF). Min 33: NOR hopeless shot by Lyonel Feininger ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 36: SWE difficult long-range shot by Patrick Maxfield ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Keith Haring! Min 43: Chuck Close (NOR FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: SWE 1 - NOR 0 [ 7 - 6 ] Manager Tom Purucker shouts orders in NOR's locker room ... he orders his team to play rough. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk gets the second half on the way! Min 46: SWE mediocre chance by Marcus Rashford ... ... is headed clear by SW Luster Willis! Min 50: Billy Roper (NOR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 51: NOR desperate header by George Segal ... ... is punted upfield by DF Phil Jones! Min 51: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Melnichuk awards SWE a direct free kick! ... Marcus Rashford takes the kick ... ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Keith Haring! Min 54: Luster Willis (NOR SW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 55: NOR desperate long-range shot by Eric Legge ... ... is punted upfield by DF Paddy McNair! Min 55: NOR fast break sets up Mose Tolliver, whose desperate shot ... ... hits the bar! Min 58: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) trips Paddy McNair just outside the box ... ... referee Melnichuk awards SWE a direct free kick! ... Steve Bruce takes the kick ... ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Keith Haring! Min 59: Kennedy Xuamsay (SWE MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Bryan Robson enters the field. Min 59: Bryan Robson (SWE MF) drops back. Min 65: NOR desperate long shot by George Segal ... ... dips over the bar! Min 68: SWE mediocre chance by Marcus Rashford ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: SWE 2 - NOR 0 Min 70: SWE difficult volley by Yorick Flooton ... ... is headed clear by DF Andy Warhol! Min 70: Phil Jones (SWE DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Nemanja Vidic enters the field. Min 71: Nemanja Vidic (SWE DF) drops back. Min 74: NOR really difficult long-range shot by Andy Warhol ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK David DeGea! Min 75: Xeuz Euridov (SWE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 76: SWE mediocre volley by James Wilson ... ... is punted upfield by DF Andy Warhol! Min 77: NOR desperate shot by Robert Longo ... ... is easily blocked by DF Steve Bruce! Min 80: NOR really difficult effort by Lyonel Feininger ... ... is calmly cleared by DF Paddy McNair! Min 85: James Wilson (SWE FW) robs the ball from Robert Longo (NOR MF). Min 85: Robert Longo (NOR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Melnichuk awards SWE a direct free kick! ... Marcus Rashford takes the kick ... ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: SWE 3 - NOR 0 Min 88: NOR really difficult attempt by Richard Serra ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK David DeGea! Min 91: NOR desperate long-range shot by Eric Legge ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK David DeGea! Min 91: Chuck Close (NOR FW) heads the ball away from Bryan Robson (SWE MF). Min 91: James Wilson (SWE FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk blows the final whistle! Final score: SWE 3 - NOR 0 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ SWE vs NOR: 3 - 0 [ 8 (3 fk) - 11 ] SWE (S) GK David DeGea (0:0 0 0 5) DF Paddy McNair (0:0 0 2 0) DF Patrick Maxfield (0:1 0 2 0) DF Steve Bruce (0:2 0 2 0) DF < Nemanja Vidic (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 DF < Phil Jones (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @70 MF < Kennedy Xuamsay (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @59 MF < Xeuz Euridov (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Boris Tobaev (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Bryan Robson (0:0 0 0 0) entered @59 FW < James Wilson (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Marcus Rashford (2:3 0 0 0) FW < Yorick Flooton (0:0 0 0 0) NOR (P) GK Keith Haring (-3:0 0 0 4) SW Luster Willis (0:0 0 2 0) DF Andy Warhol (0:2 0 3 0) DF George Segal (0:2 0 0 0) MF ^ Billy Roper (0:1 0 0 0) MF ^ Eric Legge (0:1 0 1 0) MF Robert Longo (0:1 0 0 0) FW ^ Richard Serra (0:1 0 0 0) FW ^ Chuck Close (0:1 0 0 0) FW Mose Tolliver (0:1 0 0 0) FW Lyonel Feininger (0:1 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** SWE FW M. Rashford ** SWE GK D. DeGea * NOR DF A. Warhol Offsides: SWE: 1 NOR: 0