From: Timo Ojala Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2018 23:16:15 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group D MOTW WC - Day #3 Group D MOTW ------------------------ 1 GER - IRL 2 FRA - CRO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in D) vs Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#2 in D) 66741 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 76615181 Starting lineups ---------------- GER (B) Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas GK 5518 Absorbing Man DMM DF 5302 Cindy Pathiratna SYD DF 5435 Gerda Glabrezu HEL DF 5493 F. Wendy MAS MF 5680 Tashy Soonchild SYD MF 5487 Devonte Adams BOM MF 5113 Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu HEL MF 5488 Matt Ryan BOM FW 5463 _. Carcharoth HEL FW 5303 Aleksandra Mangalis SYD FW 5532 Leap Frog DMM S1 4941 Quentin Quylthulg HEL S2 5352 W. Sandoval MAS S3 5907 Hilda von_Hate DMM S5 5476 Katherine Doyle SYD IRL Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5466 Minor Tragedy MAD DF 5496 _ MOOsilage MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO MF ^ 5656 _ SMOORSH MOO MF 5652 Found Missing MAD MF ^ 5497 Dairy Gible MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5922 Executive Function MAD FW 5638 Policy Debate MAD FW 5119 Ox Calibur MOO S1 5657 Cowvert Operation MOO S2 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD S3 5283 Stupid Idiot MAD S4 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO S5 5841 Solid Sieve MAD Officials from Ukraine: referee Vasily Melnichuk assistant referee #1 Yaroslav Lemekh assistant referee #2 Roman Zan Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the kick-off! Min 1: GER starts playing opportunistic. Min 1: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) moves wide. Min 1: Devonte Adams (GER MF) moves wide. Min 1: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: Matt Ryan (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Leap Frog (GER FW) pushes forward. Min 1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 1: Minor Tragedy (IRL DF) switches to play SW. Min 1: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Found Missing (IRL MF) switches to play DF and gets orders to mark. Min 1: Policy Debate (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: Ox Calibur (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) is getting marked by _ MOOsilage. Min 1: Leap Frog (GER FW) is getting marked by Ep Oxy. Min 1: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) is getting marked by Found Missing. Min 1: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) boots the ball out of reach of Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF). Min 4: IRL mediocre volley by _ SMOORSH ... ... is saved easily by GK Absorbing Man! Min 4: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 7: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Executive Function ... ... the cross is deflected to Deeply Superficial, whose difficult volley ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 0 - IRL 1 Min 11: GER decent header by Tashy Soonchild ... ... is punted upfield by MF Dairy Gible! Min 13: IRL decent long-range shot by Ox Calibur ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 13: >>> HEY! Some whiskey over here! Min 16: GER promising long shot by Cindy Pathiratna ... ... clips the post! Min 17: IRL difficult effort by Ox Calibur ... ... is punted upfield by MF Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu! Min 17: Gerda Glabrezu (GER DF) boots the ball out of reach of Executive Function (IRL MF). Min 20: GER decent long-range shot by Matt Ryan ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 23: IRL decent effort by Ox Calibur ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Tashy Soonchild! Min 25: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerda Glabrezu ... ... the cross is deflected to Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu, whose promising chance ... ... dips over the bar! Min 26: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 34: GER decent long shot by Gerda Glabrezu ... ... is fisted away by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 36: GER decent shot by Gerda Glabrezu ... ... is easily blocked by DF _ MOOsilage! Min 36: Gerda Glabrezu (GER DF) moons the referee ... ... referee Melnichuk shows Glabrezu a red card! Min 36: >>> HEY! More whiskey over here! Min 38: IRL good effort by Dairy Gible ... ... is headed clear by DF Cindy Pathiratna! Min 38: Devonte Adams (GER MF) dives just outside IRL's penalty box ... ... referee Melnichuk waves play on. Min 39: IRL decent long-range shot by Executive Function ... ... is held comfortably by GK Absorbing Man! Min 39: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) is clumsily tackled by _. Carcharoth (GER FW). Min 41: IRL decent volley by Ox Calibur ... ... is punched to safety by GK Absorbing Man! Min 44: >>> HEY! More whiskey over here! Min 46: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: GER 0 - IRL 1 [ 4 - 5 ] Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas shouts orders in GER's locker room ... he wants to sub out MF Matt Ryan ... Matt Ryan goes to shower and W. Sandoval takes his place. Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out DF Found Missing ... Found Missing goes to shower and Cowvert Operation takes his place. DF Cowvert Operation gets orders to mark. he wants to sub out FW Ox Calibur ... Ox Calibur goes to shower and Stiff Plastic takes its place. FW Stiff Plastic drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) is getting marked by Cowvert Operation. Min 46: GER adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 46: F. Wendy (GER DF) can't switch from DF to MF. Too few DF! Min 46: F. Wendy (GER DF) drops back. Min 46: W. Sandoval (GER MF) drops back. Min 46: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) drops back. Min 46: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) switches to play MF. Min 46: Leap Frog (GER FW) drops back. Min 47: Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) yells at DF F. Wendy to position normally. Min 50: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Tashy Soonchild, whose promising shot ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 51: IRL excellent effort by Deeply Superficial ... ... assistant referee Zan judges the play to be barely offside! Min 51: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER MF) boots the ball out of reach of Policy Debate (IRL FW). Min 53: IRL good chance by Dairy Gible ... ... is headed clear by DF F. Wendy! Min 53: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 59: GER decent effort by Devonte Adams ... ... is easily blocked by DF _ MOOsilage! Min 60: IRL good long-range shot by _ MOOsilage ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 60: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Melnichuk shows Superficial a yellow card! Min 60: >>> What's this SCREW MOO stuff? Min 65: GER promising header by W. Sandoval ... ... is saved with a smile by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 70: F. Wendy (GER DF) dives just outside IRL's penalty box ... ... referee Melnichuk stuns the crowd by awarding GER a direct free kick! ... _. Carcharoth takes the kick ... ... the shot beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 1 - IRL 1 Min 70: Devonte Adams (GER MF) tackles violently Executive Function ... ... referee Melnichuk shows Adams a yellow card! Min 70: Devonte Adams (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 73: IRL promising shot by Deeply Superficial ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Dairy Gible is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 1 - IRL 2 Min 77: GER decent long-range shot by Devonte Adams ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 80: IRL good long-range shot by _ MOOsilage ... ... hits the post! Min 84: Cowvert Operation (IRL DF) boots the ball out of reach of Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF). Min 89: IRL promising chance by Executive Function ... ... is punted upfield by MF Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu! Min 90: Absorbing Man (GER GK) is told to come off ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Katherine Doyle enters the field. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Melnichuk blows the final whistle! Final score: GER 1 - IRL 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ GER vs IRL: 1 - 2 [ 7 (1 fk) - 9 ] GER (B) GK Absorbing Man (-2:0 0 0 3) subbed @90 GK Katherine Doyle (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Cindy Pathiratna (0:1 0 1 0) DF Gerda Glabrezu (0:1 0 0 0) RC36 DF < F. Wendy (0:0 0 1 0) MF ^ Tashy Soonchild (0:1 0 1 0) MF ^ Devonte Adams (0:1 0 0 0) YC MF < W. Sandoval (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 MF < Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (0:1 0 2 0) MF < Matt Ryan (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF < Aleksandra Mangalis (0:0 0 0 0) FW < _. Carcharoth (1:1 0 0 0) FW < Leap Frog (0:0 0 0 0) IRL (B) GK _ MOOmintroll (-1:0 0 0 3) SW Minor Tragedy (0:0 0 0 0) DF _ MOOsilage (0:2 0 2 0) marked _. Carcharoth DF Ep Oxy (0:0 0 0 0) marked L. Frog DF Found Missing (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 marked A. Mangalis DF Cowvert Operation (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 marked A. Mangalis MF ^ _ SMOORSH (0:1 0 0 0) MF ^ Dairy Gible (0:0 1 1 0) MF Deeply Superficial (2:3 0 0 0) YC MF Executive Function (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Policy Debate (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Ox Calibur (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW < Stiff Plastic (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 Three stars of the match are: *** IRL MF D. Superficial ** IRL MF D. Gible * GER FW _. Carcharoth Offsides: GER: 0 IRL: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: France (#3 seed) (#4 in D) vs Croatia (#4 seed) (#3 in D) 60914 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 19095683 Starting lineups ---------------- FRA Coach Iskander Ayari GK 4486 Emilie Bohn IM DF 5862 Pat Benatar IM DF 5492 Taylor Swift IM DF 4971 Regina Spektor IM DF 4783 Lisa Osbourne IM MF 5649 Amy Lee IM MF 5650 Debbie Harry IM MF 5325 Joss Stone IM MF 4972 Fiona Apple IM FW 5326 Ellie Goulding IM FW 5115 Alison Mosshart IM S1 4283 Maria Petrova IM S2 4644 Lili Ignatova IM S3 4784 Sarah Robinson IM CRO Coach Volker Dyken GK 5780 Kevin Magnussen FOL SW 5961 Sergio Perez FOL DF 5645 Max Verstappen FOL ordered to mark E. Goulding DF 5291 Valtteri Bottas FOL DF 5142 Romain Grosjean FOL ordered to mark A. Mosshart MF 5292 Daniel Ricciardo FOL MF 5543 Daniil Kvyat FOL MF 5143 Nico Rosberg FOL MF 4970 Pastor Maldonado FOL FW 5839 Esteban Ocon FOL FW 5646 Carlos Sainz_Jr FOL S1 4485 Sebastian Vettel FOL S2 4643 Mark Webber FOL S3 4484 Jenson Button FOL S4 4806 Heikki Kovalainen FOL S5 4805 Timo Glock FOL Officials from Portugal: referee Joao Pinto assistant referee #1 Joao Almeida assistant referee #2 Joaquim Fonseca Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the kick-off! Min 1: FRA starts playing opportunistic. Min 1: Amy Lee (FRA MF) drops back. Min 1: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) drops back. Min 1: >>> Volker cheers to the fans Min 1: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) is getting marked by Max Verstappen. Min 1: Alison Mosshart (FRA FW) is getting marked by Romain Grosjean. Min 1: FRA mediocre chance by Alison Mosshart ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 2: Pat Benatar (FRA DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards CRO a direct free kick! ... Daniel Ricciardo takes the kick ... ... the shot just misses the left hand post! Min 2: Joss Stone (FRA MF) switches to play FW and drops back. Min 2: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) drops back. Min 4: CRO really difficult header by Esteban Ocon ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Taylor Swift! Min 4: >>> Volker is flirting with a WEFS camerawoman Min 5: Pat Benatar (FRA DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 10 cans of cool spray get her back to the field. Min 9: Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF) robs the ball from Lisa Osbourne (FRA DF). Min 9: CRO starts using long ball. Min 9: Daniel Ricciardo (CRO MF) pushes forward. Min 9: Daniil Kvyat (CRO MF) pushes forward. Min 9: Nico Rosberg (CRO MF) pushes forward. Min 9: Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF) pushes forward. Min 10: FRA difficult effort by Regina Spektor ... ... is easily blocked by DF Valtteri Bottas! Min 10: Max Verstappen (CRO DF) elbows Debbie Harry ... ... referee Pinto shows Verstappen a yellow card! Min 12: CRO decent volley by Daniel Ricciardo ... ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... Nico Rosberg is credited with the assist. ... score now: FRA 0 - CRO 1 Min 12: Joss Stone (FRA FW) elbows Romain Grosjean ... ... referee Pinto shows Stone a yellow card! Min 12: FRA discards their tactics. Min 12: Manager Iskander Ayari (FRA) orders his team to play rough. Min 12: Amy Lee (FRA MF) positions normally. Min 12: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) positions normally. Min 12: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) positions normally. Min 18: FRA promising long-range shot by Pat Benatar ... ... misses completely! Min 18: Max Verstappen (CRO DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards FRA a direct free kick! ... Alison Mosshart takes the kick ... ... the shot grazes the woodwork! Min 19: Fiona Apple (FRA MF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Pinto awards CRO a penalty kick! ... Nico Rosberg takes the kick ... ... the shot forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!! ... score now: FRA 0 - CRO 2 Min 22: FRA good attempt by Debbie Harry ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be just offside! Min 23: FRA starts using long ball. Min 23: Amy Lee (FRA MF) drops back. Min 23: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) drops back. Min 23: Joss Stone (FRA FW) positions normally. Min 23: Fiona Apple (FRA MF) switches to play FW. Min 24: CRO promising shot by Nico Rosberg ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Pat Benatar! Min 25: CRO decent long-range shot by Valtteri Bottas ... ... is held comfortably by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 26: FRA decent long-range shot by Joss Stone ... ... is headed clear by DF Valtteri Bottas! Min 27: CRO promising chance by Nico Rosberg ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 28: FRA good chance by Alison Mosshart ... ... clips the bar! Min 32: CRO decent volley by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... is held comfortably by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 32: FRA good long-range shot by Lisa Osbourne ... ... misses completely! Min 34: FRA promising header by Ellie Goulding ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Romain Grosjean! Min 34: FRA decent shot by Fiona Apple ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be a couple of yards offside! Min 35: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) is clumsily tackled by Esteban Ocon (CRO FW). Min 35: Valtteri Bottas (CRO DF) dives inside FRA's penalty box ... ... referee Pinto stuns the crowd by awarding CRO a penalty kick! ... Nico Rosberg takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: FRA 0 - CRO 3 Min 37: Romain Grosjean (CRO DF) is calmly blocked by Amy Lee (FRA MF). Min 41: FRA good shot by Ellie Goulding ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be just offside! Min 42: CRO decent attempt by Daniil Kvyat ... ... is punted upfield by DF Regina Spektor! Min 43: FRA decent volley by Amy Lee ... ... is headed clear by DF Valtteri Bottas! Min 44: Carlos Sainz_Jr (CRO FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 45: CRO decent chance by Nico Rosberg ... ... is punted upfield by MF Amy Lee! Min 46: Pat Benatar (FRA DF) tackles violently Pastor Maldonado ... ... referee Pinto exchanges few words with Benatar. Min 47: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: FRA 0 - CRO 3 [ 7 (1 fk) - 4 (1 fk 2 pk) ] Manager Iskander Ayari shouts orders in FRA's locker room ... FRA discards their tactics. he wants to sub out DF Lisa Osbourne ... Lisa Osbourne goes to shower and Sarah Robinson takes her place. MF Amy Lee positions normally. MF Debbie Harry positions normally. FW Joss Stone drops back. FW Fiona Apple drops back. Manager Volker Dyken shouts orders in CRO's locker room ... CRO adopts stalling tactic. MF Daniel Ricciardo drops back. MF Daniil Kvyat drops back. MF Nico Rosberg drops back. MF Pastor Maldonado drops back. FW Esteban Ocon drops back. FW Carlos Sainz_Jr drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto gets the second half on the way! Min 48: FRA really difficult chance by Amy Lee ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: FRA 1 - CRO 3 Min 50: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) punches Daniil Kvyat ... ... referee Pinto shows Goulding a yellow card! Min 55: Sarah Robinson (FRA DF) boots the ball out of reach of Sergio Perez (CRO SW). Min 56: CRO desperate volley by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... dips over the bar! Min 56: FRA really difficult shot by Regina Spektor ... ... is headed clear by SW Sergio Perez! Min 56: Fiona Apple (FRA FW) tackles violently Pastor Maldonado ... ... referee Pinto shows Apple a yellow card! Min 60: Joss Stone (FRA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 61: Joss Stone (FRA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 63: CRO desperate volley by Daniel Ricciardo ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Taylor Swift! Min 70: Sarah Robinson (FRA DF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Pinto shows Robinson a yellow card! Min 70: Sarah Robinson (FRA DF) starts playing passively. Min 70: Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF) switches to play DF. Min 70: Pastor Maldonado (CRO DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Heikki Kovalainen enters the field. Min 72: FRA difficult long shot by Regina Spektor ... ... is smothered by GK Kevin Magnussen! Min 74: Esteban Ocon (CRO FW) punches Regina Spektor ... ... referee Pinto shows Ocon a yellow card! Min 74: >>> Volker shakes his head Min 75: FRA difficult effort by Fiona Apple ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Max Verstappen! Min 78: Regina Spektor (FRA DF) yells at the referee ... ... referee Pinto shows Spektor a yellow card! Min 78: Regina Spektor (FRA DF) starts playing passively. Min 82: Daniil Kvyat (CRO MF) stretches out to intercept a pass from Ellie Goulding (FRA FW). Min 86: FRA mediocre attempt by Amy Lee ... ... is headed clear by MF Nico Rosberg! Min 90: Kevin Magnussen (CRO GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Timo Glock enters the field. Min 90: Carlos Sainz_Jr (CRO FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Mark Webber enters the field. Min 91: Nico Rosberg (CRO MF) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 95: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto blows the final whistle! Final score: FRA 1 - CRO 3 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ FRA vs CRO: 1 - 3 [ 9 (1 fk) - 5 (1 fk 2 pk) ] FRA GK Emilie Bohn (-3:0 0 0 2) DF Pat Benatar (0:1 0 1 0) DF Taylor Swift (0:0 0 2 0) DF Regina Spektor (0:1 0 1 0) YC DF Lisa Osbourne (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 DF Sarah Robinson (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 YC MF Amy Lee (1:1 0 1 0) MF Debbie Harry (0:1 0 0 0) FW < Joss Stone (0:0 0 0 0) YC FW Ellie Goulding (0:1 0 0 0) YC FW Alison Mosshart (0:3 0 0 0) FW < Fiona Apple (0:1 0 0 0) YC CRO (S) GK Kevin Magnussen (-1:0 0 0 1) subbed @90 GK Timo Glock (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW Sergio Perez (0:0 0 1 0) DF Max Verstappen (0:0 0 1 0) YC marked E. Goulding DF Valtteri Bottas (0:1 0 3 0) DF Romain Grosjean (0:0 0 1 0) marked A. Mosshart DF Heikki Kovalainen (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 DF < Pastor Maldonado (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @70 MF < Daniel Ricciardo (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Daniil Kvyat (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Nico Rosberg (2:3 1 1 0) FW < Esteban Ocon (0:0 0 0 0) YC FW < Carlos Sainz_Jr (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @90 FW Mark Webber (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 Three stars of the match are: *** CRO MF N. Rosberg ** CRO DF V. Bottas * FRA MF A. Lee Offsides: FRA: 3 CRO: 0