From: Timo Ojala Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2018 21:18 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #3 Group B MOTW WC - Day #3 Group B MOTW ------------------------ 1 USA - ENG 2 DEN - NOR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: Team USA (#1 seed) (#1 in B) vs England (#2 seed) (#2 in B) 68520 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 8455117 Starting lineups ---------------- USA (L) Coach The Usual Suspects GK 5643 E. Nomine DJ SW 5503 Bob Locker WAC DF 5798 Jeka Power PDX DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO MF < 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF ^ 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF ^ 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW > 5504 The Hulkette WAC FW 5495 The Riot MMO FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S1 5305 Lot Swife WAC S2 5120 Arrowz HidesInSh MMO S3 5412 A. Volcano PDX S4 5676 _. Vociferous MMO S5 5494 Sisiphous Monk MMO ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 5977 Elect Carpet_Head NAT DF 5833 Dave Podmore BBT DF 5845 Murder Atheists NAT DF 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT MF < 5659 Elect Trump NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT MF 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT FW < 5460 Dave Lister BBT FW < 5471 Elect Fascists NAT FW < 5299 Trash Health_Service NAT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT S1 5658 Leave_The EU NAT S2 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT S3 5846 Hate Tourists NAT S4 < 5640 Edmund Blackadder BBT S5 5794 The Cat BBT Officials from Uruguay: referee Julio Matto assistant referee #1 Jose Lagos assistant referee #2 Jorge Galati Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the kick-off! Min 4: ENG promising shot by Clara Oswald ... ... is held comfortably by GK E. Nomine! Min 6: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose good attempt ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK E. Nomine! Min 6: A Desdemona (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 10: ENG good chance by Lord Flashheart ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Dave Lister is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 0 - ENG 1 Min 10: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 11: ENG good effort by Elect Fascists ... ... is punted upfield by SW Bob Locker! Min 11: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to A Desdemona, whose excellent attempt ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 12: USA excellent long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Amber Doombringer is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 1 - ENG 1 Min 12: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to play normally. Min 14: ENG good long-range shot by Dave Lister ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Elect Trump is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 1 - ENG 2 Min 14: A Desdemona (USA FW) steals the ball from Flog Dissidents (ENG MF). Min 14: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 15: USA excellent attempt by The Riot ... ... is headed clear by MF Flog Dissidents! Min 15: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) punches Dave Podmore ... ... referee Matto shows Doombringer a yellow card! Min 16: ENG promising long-range shot by Clara Oswald ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Jeka Power! Min 17: USA excellent long shot by Jeka Power ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 2 - ENG 2 Min 17: Murder Atheists (ENG DF) punches Bob Locker ... ... referee Matto shows Atheists a yellow card! Min 17: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to play normally. Min 19: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose promising volley ... ... is held comfortably by GK E. Nomine! Min 19: E. Nomine (USA GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ... ... E. Nomine is helped out of the pitch ... ... recovery of 3 weeks is expected. Min 19: Sisiphous Monk enters the field as GK for USA. Min 19: The Hulkette (USA FW) can't switch to play GK. Occupied! Min 19: The Hulkette (USA FW) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Lot Swife enters the field. Min 20: Lot Swife (USA FW) switches to play MF and drops back. Min 23: ENG promising long-range shot by Elect Trump ... ... clips the post! Min 25: USA good long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 29: ENG promising effort by Elect Fascists ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 30: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) is calmly blocked by Elect Fascists (ENG FW). Min 31: ENG good long shot by Arnold Rimmer ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 32: Ian Incredible (USA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Murder Atheists takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved with a deep sigh by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 33: ENG promising volley by Trash Health_Service ... ... is headed clear by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 38: USA good attempt by A Desdemona ... ... is headed clear by MF Lord Flashheart! Min 40: ENG decent header by Elect Fascists ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 40: USA good shot by A Desdemona ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be a couple of yards offside! Min 41: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to A Desdemona, whose good effort ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be just offside! Min 41: ENG decent effort by Trash Health_Service ... ... is smothered by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 42: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Clara Oswald, whose decent shot ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Murder Atheists is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 2 - ENG 3 Min 42: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to play rough. Min 43: USA excellent attempt by The Riot ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 43: USA good long-range shot by Ian Incredible ... ... is smothered by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 45: Elect Trump (ENG MF) is nudged away by Anne Aprayer (USA MF). Min 48: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: USA 2 - ENG 3 [ 8 - 10 (1 fk) ] Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ... he wants to sub out FW Clara Oswald ... Clara Oswald goes to shower and Edmund Blackadder takes her place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto gets the second half on the way! Min 47: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Lord Flashheart, whose decent attempt ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Elect Trump is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 2 - ENG 4 Min 49: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Rank1, whose excellent shot ... ... assistant referee Lagos judges the play to be a couple of yards offside! Min 49: ENG promising header by Murder Atheists ... ... is punted upfield by MF Ian Incredible! Min 50: USA good attempt by A Desdemona ... ... defenders wave to assistant referee Lagos, who is looking elsewhere ... ... is just palmed away by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 52: ENG decent long-range shot by Elect Trump ... ... is saved easily by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 52: Dave Lister (ENG FW) steals the ball from Jeka Power (USA DF). Min 53: Ian Incredible (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 56: ENG decent volley by Elect Trump ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 58: Flog Dissidents (ENG MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards USA a direct free kick! ... The Riot takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 3 - ENG 4 Min 60: USA excellent shot by Amber Doombringer ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Arnold Rimmer! Min 61: ENG promising long-range shot by Arnold Rimmer ... ... hits the post! Min 61: ENG promising chance by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is punted upfield by SW Bob Locker! Min 62: USA good long-range shot by Jeka Power ... ... is punted upfield by MF Elect Trump! Min 65: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Lord Flashheart, whose decent attempt ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Murder Atheists is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 3 - ENG 5 Min 67: ENG decent shot by Trash Health_Service ... ... is parried by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 67: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) goes down just outside USA's penalty box ... ... referee Matto waves play on. Min 70: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 71: USA decent shot by A Desdemona ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... The Riot is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 4 - ENG 5 Min 71: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 74: ENG promising attempt by Elect Fascists ... ... is fisted away by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 77: ENG decent volley by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Jeka Power! Min 78: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Rank1, whose good chance ... ... is smothered by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 78: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 80: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 81: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Matto shows Aprayer a yellow card! Min 83: Dave Lister (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 85: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 9 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 87: ENG desperate chance by Dave Lister ... ... is punted upfield by SW Bob Locker! Min 89: ENG really difficult chance by Lord Flashheart ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 89: The Riot (USA FW) is pushed aside by Lord Flashheart (ENG MF). Min 90: Arnold Rimmer (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leave_The EU enters the field. Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Matto blows the final whistle! Final score: USA 4 - ENG 5 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ USA vs ENG: 4 - 5 [ 12 (1 fk) - 18 (1 fk) ] USA (L) GK E. Nomine (-2:0 0 0 3) inj @19 pulled muscle GK Sisiphous Monk (-3:0 0 0 7) entered @19 SW Bob Locker (0:0 0 3 0) DF Jeka Power (1:1 0 2 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (1:2 0 1 0) MF < Lot Swife (0:0 0 0 0) entered @19 MF < Amber Doombringer (0:0 1 1 0) YC MF ^ Anne Aprayer (0:0 0 0 0) YC MF ^ Ian Incredible (0:1 0 1 0) FW > The Hulkette (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @19 FW The Riot (1:2 1 0 0) FW A Desdemona (1:5 0 0 0) FW _ Rank1 (0:2 0 0 0) ENG (S) GK Elect Carpet_Head (-4:0 0 0 3) DF Dave Podmore (0:0 0 0 0) DF Murder Atheists (0:1 2 0 0) YC DF Leave_The EU (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arnold Rimmer (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @90 MF < Elect Trump (0:3 2 1 0) MF Lord Flashheart (3:4 0 1 0) MF Flog Dissidents (0:1 0 1 0) FW < Edmund Blackadder (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 FW < Dave Lister (1:1 1 0 0) FW < Elect Fascists (0:2 0 0 0) FW < Trash Health_Service (0:3 0 0 0) FW < Clara Oswald (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 Three stars of the match are: *** ENG MF L. Flashheart ** USA DF J. Power * ENG MF E. Trump Offsides: USA: 4 ENG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #03: Denmark (#3 seed) (#4 in B) vs Norway (#4 seed) (#3 in B) 63785 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 30 Starting lineups ---------------- DEN Coach William Baldwin GK 5865 Queen_of Hearts NRU DF 5866 Three Blind_Mice NRU DF 5920 Mister Rhyme NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU MF 5777 Mistress Bessie NRU MF 5931 Duck Thumb NRU FW 5498 Little Dog NRU FW < 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW 5500 Poor Mary NRU FW < 5123 Tom Thumb NRU FW > 4948 My Egg NRU S1 5867 Aiken Drum NRU S2 5926 Old Miller NRU S3 4790 Tommy Tucker NRU S4 4789 Goosey Gander NRU S5 4947 Mistress Anne NRU NOR Coach Tom Purucker GK 4968 Dale Chihuly BMC DF < 5820 Horace Pippin BMC DF 5461 Pablo Picasso BMC DF 5819 Beauford Delaney BMC DF 5289 Andy Warhol BMC MF 5641 Julian Schnabel BMC MF 5642 Arshile Gorky BMC MF ^ 5133 Billy Roper BMC MF ^ 4969 Eric Legge BMC FW ^ 5290 Richard Serra BMC FW ^ 5558 Chuck Close BMC S1 5855 JeanMichel Basquiat BMC S2 5195 Luster Willis BMC S3 < 4656 Robert Longo BMC S4 5104 Mose Tolliver BMC S5 4497 Richard Diebenkorn BMC Officials from Brazil: referee Joao Araujo assistant referee #1 Paulo Alves assistant referee #2 Arnaldo Pinto Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the kick-off! Min 1: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Andy Warhol ... ... the cross finds Billy Roper, whose promising header ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 4: DEN decent volley by Poor Mary ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 1 - NOR 0 Min 4: NOR promising long-range shot by Horace Pippin ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 4: NOR good header by Richard Serra ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Pablo Picasso is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 1 - NOR 1 Min 5: DEN decent long-range shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... Simple Simon is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 2 - NOR 1 Min 5: NOR begins pressing forward. Min 5: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough. Min 6: NOR excellent long-range shot by Beauford Delaney ... ... is punted upfield by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 6: Julian Schnabel (NOR MF) dives just outside DEN's penalty box ... ... referee Araujo waves play on. Min 7: Elephant Rhyme (DEN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Araujo awards NOR a direct free kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 8: NOR excellent chance by Billy Roper ... ... assistant referee Alves judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 9: NOR fast break sets up Andy Warhol, whose good chance ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... Richard Serra is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 2 - NOR 2 Min 9: NOR discards their tactics. Min 9: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally. Min 11: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elephant Rhyme ... ... the cross finds Simple Simon, whose promising header ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 12: DEN decent shot by Little Dog ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Andy Warhol! Min 13: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Horace Pippin ... ... the cross is deflected to Chuck Close, whose good effort ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 14: NOR decent shot by Arshile Gorky ... ... is punted upfield by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 15: DEN promising volley by Little Dog ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Horace Pippin! Min 17: NOR decent long shot by Horace Pippin ... ... dips over the bar! Min 18: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Araujo awards NOR a direct free kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 19: DEN decent long shot by Mister Rhyme ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 21: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elephant Rhyme ... ... the cross is deflected to Little Dog, whose decent volley ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 3 - NOR 2 Min 21: NOR begins pressing forward. Min 21: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough. Min 23: NOR excellent shot by Chuck Close ... ... is punted upfield by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 24: NOR fast break sets up Julian Schnabel, whose good shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Richard Serra is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 3 - NOR 3 Min 24: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) is pushed aside by Julian Schnabel (NOR MF). Min 24: Arshile Gorky (NOR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Araujo awards DEN a direct free kick! ... Poor Mary takes the kick ... ... the shot clips the post! Min 24: NOR discards their tactics. Min 24: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally. Min 25: NOR decent long-range shot by Andy Warhol ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 26: NOR decent volley by Chuck Close ... ... dips over the bar! Min 27: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Eric Legge ... ... the cross finds Chuck Close, whose promising header ... ... dips over the bar! Min 27: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mister Rhyme ... ... the cross is deflected to Duck Thumb, whose promising attempt ... ... assistant referee Pinto judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 30: DEN promising long shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 4 - NOR 3 Min 30: NOR begins pressing forward. Min 30: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough. Min 31: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) steals the ball from Tom Thumb (DEN FW). Min 33: NOR fast break sets up Eric Legge, whose excellent shot ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 33: DEN excellent long shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... is well wide! Min 35: NOR excellent long shot by Horace Pippin ... ... is well wide! Min 36: DEN excellent long-range shot by Little Dog ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 38: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simple Simon ... ... the cross finds Mistress Bessie, whose excellent chance ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... Simple Simon is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 3 Min 39: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Arshile Gorky ... ... the cross finds Julian Schnabel, whose good chance ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 40: DEN excellent header by Mistress Bessie ... ... is easily blocked by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 40: NOR excellent chance by Billy Roper ... ... assistant referee Alves judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 41: DEN excellent effort by Little Dog ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 42: DEN excellent long-range shot by Mister Rhyme ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 43: NOR good effort by Eric Legge ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 44: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Billy Roper ... ... the cross is deflected to Arshile Gorky, whose excellent attempt ... ... is smothered by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 44: Chuck Close (NOR FW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Araujo exchanges few words with Close. Min 45: NOR excellent long-range shot by Arshile Gorky ... ... is punted upfield by DF Three Blind_Mice! Min 45: Mister Rhyme (DEN DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Araujo awards NOR a penalty kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 4 Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: DEN 5 - NOR 4 [ 12 (1 fk) - 17 (2 fk 1 pk) ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo gets the second half on the way! Min 47: NOR smart play releases Eric Legge, whose good header ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 47: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Aiken Drum enters the field. Min 48: NOR fast break sets up Richard Serra, whose good header ... ... is smothered by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 50: DEN excellent volley by Tom Thumb ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 51: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by My Egg ... ... the cross is deflected to Simple Simon, whose excellent chance ... ... dips over the bar! Min 51: NOR excellent long shot by Pablo Picasso ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 52: NOR excellent long-range shot by Pablo Picasso ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 52: DEN excellent effort by Poor Mary ... ... is punted upfield by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 54: NOR good attempt by Horace Pippin ... ... is headed clear by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 54: NOR good long shot by Pablo Picasso ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 56: Billy Roper (NOR MF) steals the ball from Mister Rhyme (DEN DF). Min 58: NOR excellent shot by Chuck Close ... ... is saved easily by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 59: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Chuck Close ... ... the cross finds Richard Serra, whose excellent shot ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 59: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Eric Legge ... ... the cross is deflected to Chuck Close, whose good chance ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 5 Min 59: NOR discards their tactics. Min 59: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally. Min 60: NOR decent long-range shot by Beauford Delaney ... ... is well wide! Min 61: NOR decent effort by Pablo Picasso ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Aiken Drum! Min 62: DEN decent shot by Poor Mary ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 62: NOR promising header by Eric Legge ... ... is fisted away by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 66: DEN promising effort by Little Dog ... ... is held comfortably by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 68: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Aiken Drum ... ... the cross is deflected to Duck Thumb, whose decent header ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 69: Julian Schnabel (NOR MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... JeanMichel Basquiat enters the field. Min 71: DEN decent header by Poor Mary ... ... is punted upfield by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 72: Simple Simon (DEN FW) tackles violently Beauford Delaney ... ... referee Araujo exchanges few words with Simon. Min 73: NOR fast break sets up Chuck Close, whose promising volley ... ... is parried by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 73: Mistress Bessie (DEN MF) heads the ball away from Richard Serra (NOR FW). Min 74: NOR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Horace Pippin ... ... the cross is deflected to Pablo Picasso, whose decent long shot ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 76: NOR good long-range shot by Chuck Close ... ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Simple Simon! Min 77: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Araujo awards DEN a penalty kick! ... Little Dog takes the kick ... ... the shot is fisted away by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 78: NOR promising volley by JeanMichel Basquiat ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 6 Min 78: DEN begins pressing forward. Min 78: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough. Min 79: DEN excellent chance by Little Dog ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Horace Pippin! Min 81: DEN good effort by Tom Thumb ... ... dips over the bar! Min 81: NOR excellent header by Horace Pippin ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... JeanMichel Basquiat is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 7 Min 83: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Mistress Bessie ... ... the cross finds Little Dog, whose excellent chance ... ... dips over the bar! Min 84: NOR promising long-range shot by Chuck Close ... ... is punted upfield by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 85: DEN excellent long-range shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 85: NOR good attempt by Richard Serra ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... JeanMichel Basquiat is credited with the assist. ... score now: DEN 5 - NOR 8 Min 85: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 85: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to take it easy. Min 85: Mistress Bessie (DEN MF) drops back. Min 85: Duck Thumb (DEN MF) drops back. Min 85: Little Dog (DEN FW) drops back. Min 85: Poor Mary (DEN FW) drops back. Min 85: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 85: NOR adopts stalling tactic. Min 85: JeanMichel Basquiat (NOR MF) drops back. Min 85: Arshile Gorky (NOR MF) switches to play DF. Min 85: Billy Roper (NOR MF) drops back. Min 85: Eric Legge (NOR MF) drops back. Min 85: Richard Serra (NOR FW) drops back. Min 85: Chuck Close (NOR FW) drops back. Min 86: Pablo Picasso (NOR DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Araujo awards DEN a direct free kick! ... Poor Mary takes the kick ... ... the shot dips over the bar! Min 89: Mister Rhyme (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Old Miller enters the field. Min 90: Queen_of Hearts (DEN GK) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Mistress Anne enters the field. Min 90: Horace Pippin (NOR DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Robert Longo enters the field. Min 90: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Richard Diebenkorn enters the field. Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo blows the final whistle! Final score: DEN 5 - NOR 8 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ DEN vs NOR: 5 - 8 [ 20 (2 fk 1 pk) - 32 (2 fk 1 pk) ] DEN (S) GK Queen_of Hearts (-8:0 0 0 13) subbed @90 GK Mistress Anne (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Three Blind_Mice (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @47 DF Aiken Drum (0:0 0 1 0) entered @47 DF Mister Rhyme (0:2 0 4 0) subbed @89 DF Elephant Rhyme (2:4 0 1 0) DF Old Miller (0:0 0 0 0) entered @89 MF < Mistress Bessie (1:1 0 0 0) MF < Duck Thumb (0:2 0 0 0) FW < Little Dog (1:6 0 0 0) FW < Simple Simon (0:2 2 1 0) FW < Poor Mary (1:4 0 0 0) FW < Tom Thumb (0:2 0 0 0) FW < My Egg (0:0 0 0 0) NOR (S) GK Dale Chihuly (-5:0 0 0 5) DF < Horace Pippin (1:4 0 2 0) subbed @90 DF Pablo Picasso (1:7 1 3 0) DF Beauford Delaney (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 DF Andy Warhol (1:2 0 1 0) DF Richard Diebenkorn (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arshile Gorky (0:1 0 0 0) DF < Robert Longo (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 MF < JeanMichel Basquiat (1:1 2 0 0) entered @69 MF Julian Schnabel (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @69 MF < Billy Roper (0:3 0 0 0) MF < Eric Legge (0:4 0 0 0) FW < Richard Serra (2:4 2 0 0) FW < Chuck Close (1:6 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** NOR FW R. Serra ** NOR DF P. Picasso * NOR MF J. Basquiat Offsides: DEN: 1 NOR: 2