From: Timo Ojala Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2018 00:09:47 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #2 Group B MOTW WC - Day #2 Group B MOTW ------------------------ 1 NOR - USA 2 ENG - DEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #02: Norway (#4 seed) (#3 in B) vs Team USA (#1 seed) (#1 in B) 64560 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 8043200 Starting lineups ---------------- NOR Coach Tom Purucker GK 4968 Dale Chihuly BMC DF < 5820 Horace Pippin BMC DF 5461 Pablo Picasso BMC DF 5819 Beauford Delaney BMC DF 5289 Andy Warhol BMC MF < 5641 Julian Schnabel BMC MF 5642 Arshile Gorky BMC MF ^ 5133 Billy Roper BMC MF ^ 4969 Eric Legge BMC FW ^ 5290 Richard Serra BMC FW ^ 5558 Chuck Close BMC S1 5195 Luster Willis BMC S2 5855 JeanMichel Basquiat BMC S3 4656 Robert Longo BMC S4 5104 Mose Tolliver BMC S5 4497 Richard Diebenkorn BMC USA (L) Coach The Usual Suspects GK 5643 E. Nomine DJ SW 5676 _. Vociferous MMO DF 5798 Jeka Power PDX DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO MF < 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF ^ 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF ^ 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW > 5504 The Hulkette WAC FW 5495 The Riot MMO FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S1 5305 Lot Swife WAC S2 5120 Arrowz HidesInSh MMO S3 5412 A. Volcano PDX S4 5503 Bob Locker WAC S5 5494 Sisiphous Monk MMO Officials from Canada: referee Mike Seifert assistant referee #1 Jean Godon assistant referee #2 Martin Reid Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert signals the kick-off! Min 1: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: A Desdemona (USA FW) is getting marked by Andy Warhol. Min 1: Jeka Power (USA DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Seifert awards NOR a direct free kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot just misses the left hand post! Min 2: Julian Schnabel (NOR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 3: USA decent long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 9: NOR difficult long-range shot by Arshile Gorky ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK E. Nomine! Min 10: USA decent header by The Riot ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: NOR 0 - USA 1 Min 10: NOR difficult chance by Horace Pippin ... ... is easily blocked by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 10: USA starts playing opportunistic. Min 10: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) positions normally. Min 10: The Hulkette (USA FW) drops back. Min 10: The Riot (USA FW) drops back. Min 10: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 10: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 10: Ian Incredible (USA MF) positions normally. Min 11: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 12: Chuck Close (NOR FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 16: USA mediocre attempt by The Hulkette ... ... is headed clear by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 16: NOR fast break sets up Arshile Gorky, whose difficult volley ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK E. Nomine! Min 18: NOR mediocre effort by Billy Roper ... ... is headed clear by FW A Desdemona! Min 20: USA mediocre shot by Anne Aprayer ... ... is punted upfield by DF Beauford Delaney! Min 22: NOR mediocre long-range shot by Pablo Picasso ... ... is held comfortably by GK E. Nomine! Min 23: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) just manages to intercept a pass from Andy Warhol (NOR DF). Min 29: USA difficult volley by Ian Incredible ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 32: Arshile Gorky (NOR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 33: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) is calmly blocked by Jeka Power (USA DF). Min 35: USA mediocre attempt by The Riot ... ... is headed clear by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 36: Arshile Gorky (NOR MF) punches The Hulkette ... ... referee Seifert shows Gorky a yellow card! Min 45: NOR decent volley by Arshile Gorky ... ... is knocked to a teammate by SW _. Vociferous! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: NOR 0 - USA 1 [ 3 (1 fk) - 3 ] Manager Tom Purucker shouts orders in NOR's locker room ... NOR adopts ball controlling tactic. DF Horace Pippin positions normally. DF Pablo Picasso pushes forward. MF Julian Schnabel positions normally. he wants to sub out MF Julian Schnabel ... Julian Schnabel goes to shower and JeanMichel Basquiat takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert gets the second half on the way! Min 46: USA good shot by _ Rank1 ... ... is blocked in the last second by MF Arshile Gorky! Min 47: NOR promising header by Beauford Delaney ... ... is knocked to a teammate by SW _. Vociferous! Min 47: USA promising header by The Hulkette ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 47: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) yells at the referee ... ... referee Seifert shows Warhol a yellow card! Min 49: NOR decent long-range shot by Eric Legge ... ... is held comfortably by GK E. Nomine! Min 52: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Seifert awards NOR a direct free kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot is smothered by GK E. Nomine! Min 56: USA good long-range shot by _ Rank1 ... ... hits the bar! Min 57: NOR decent long shot by Pablo Picasso ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK E. Nomine! Min 58: USA good shot by _ Rank1 ... ... is held comfortably by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 58: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Seifert shows Skumbag a yellow card! Min 60: The Riot (USA FW) robs the ball from Billy Roper (NOR MF). Min 61: NOR fast break sets up Billy Roper, whose mediocre header ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 63: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to Jeka Power, whose decent long shot ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: NOR 0 - USA 2 Min 64: NOR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Billy Roper ... ... the cross is deflected to Pablo Picasso, whose decent long shot ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 66: The Riot (USA FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Seifert awards NOR a direct free kick! ... Chuck Close takes the kick ... ... the shot is scrambled around the post by GK E. Nomine! Min 69: USA good long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 75: USA promising attempt by The Riot ... ... assistant referee Reid judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 75: Pablo Picasso (NOR DF) robs the ball from A Desdemona (USA FW). Min 76: NOR promising header by Pablo Picasso ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Vociferous! Min 82: NOR fast break sets up JeanMichel Basquiat, whose decent chance ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Billy Roper is credited with the assist. ... score now: NOR 1 - USA 2 Min 85: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross finds The Hulkette, whose promising volley ... ... is smothered by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 85: The Riot (USA FW) dives inside NOR's penalty box ... ... referee Seifert stuns the crowd by awarding USA a penalty kick! ... The Riot takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: NOR 1 - USA 3 Min 86: USA promising shot by The Hulkette ... ... is headed clear by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 86: NOR decent long-range shot by Eric Legge ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 89: NOR mediocre long-range shot by Arshile Gorky ... ... misses completely! Min 89: NOR mediocre effort by Pablo Picasso ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Vociferous! Min 89: Eric Legge (NOR MF) elbows The Riot ... ... referee Seifert shows Legge a yellow card! Min 90: USA promising long shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 90: Horace Pippin (NOR DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Luster Willis enters the field. Min 90: E. Nomine (USA GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Sisiphous Monk enters the field. Min 90: _. Vociferous (USA SW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Bob Locker enters the field. Min 90: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... A. Volcano enters the field. Min 91: Luster Willis (NOR DF) switches to play SW. Min 92: Billy Roper (NOR MF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Seifert awards USA a penalty kick! ... The Riot takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: NOR 1 - USA 4 Min 92: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) tackles violently Bob Locker ... ... referee Seifert shows Delaney a yellow card! Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert blows the final whistle! Final score: NOR 1 - USA 4 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ NOR vs USA: 1 - 4 [ 10 (3 fk) - 11 (2 pk) ] NOR (B) GK Dale Chihuly (-4:0 0 0 2) SW Luster Willis (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Horace Pippin (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 DF > Pablo Picasso (0:5 0 3 0) DF Beauford Delaney (0:0 0 1 0) YC DF Andy Warhol (0:0 0 0 0) YC marked A. Desdemona MF JeanMichel Basquiat (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 MF Julian Schnabel (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF Arshile Gorky (0:3 0 1 0) YC MF ^ Billy Roper (0:1 1 0 0) MF ^ Eric Legge (0:2 0 0 0) YC FW ^ Richard Serra (0:0 0 0 0) FW ^ Chuck Close (0:1 0 0 0) USA (O) GK E. Nomine (-1:0 0 0 7) subbed @90 GK Sisiphous Monk (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW _. Vociferous (0:0 0 4 0) subbed @90 SW Bob Locker (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Jeka Power (1:1 0 0 0) DF A. Volcano (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Minstral Skumbag (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @90 YC MF < Amber Doombringer (0:0 0 1 0) MF Anne Aprayer (0:0 0 0 0) MF Ian Incredible (0:1 0 0 0) FW < The Hulkette (0:2 0 0 0) FW < The Riot (3:4 0 0 0) FW < A Desdemona (0:0 0 1 0) FW < _ Rank1 (0:2 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** USA FW T. Riot ** USA SW _. Vociferous * USA GK E. Nomine Offsides: NOR: 0 USA: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #02: England (#2 seed) (#2 in B) vs Denmark (#3 seed) (#4 in B) 63387 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 414321 Starting lineups ---------------- ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 5977 Elect Carpet_Head NAT DF 5833 Dave Podmore BBT DF 5845 Murder Atheists NAT DF 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT MF < 5659 Elect Trump NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT MF 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT FW < 5640 Edmund Blackadder BBT FW < 5460 Dave Lister BBT FW < 5471 Elect Fascists NAT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT S1 5658 Leave_The EU NAT S2 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT S3 5846 Hate Tourists NAT S4 5299 Trash Health_Service NAT S5 5794 The Cat BBT DEN (O) Coach William Baldwin GK 5865 Queen_of Hearts NRU DF 5866 Three Blind_Mice NRU DF 5920 Mister Rhyme NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU DF 5926 Old Miller NRU MF < 5777 Mistress Bessie NRU MF < 5931 Duck Thumb NRU FW < 5498 Little Dog NRU FW < 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW 5500 Poor Mary NRU FW 5123 Tom Thumb NRU S1 5867 Aiken Drum NRU S2 4948 My Egg NRU S5 4947 Mistress Anne NRU Officials from Portugal: referee Joao Pinto assistant referee #1 Joao Almeida assistant referee #2 Joaquim Fonseca Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the kick-off! Min 1: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play normally. Min 2: DEN good volley by Little Dog ... ... is punted upfield by MF Flog Dissidents! Min 4: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Elect Trump, whose good volley ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 4: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 6: DEN good shot by Tom Thumb ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be barely offside! Min 7: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Tom Thumb ... ... the cross finds Old Miller, whose good long shot ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 8: ENG promising shot by Dave Lister ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 1 - DEN 0 Min 8: Poor Mary (DEN FW) goes rough. Min 10: Poor Mary (DEN FW) elbows Murder Atheists ... ... referee Pinto exchanges few words with Mary. Min 11: ENG promising attempt by Lord Flashheart ... ... is punted upfield by FW Little Dog! Min 12: ENG promising long-range shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 15: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Edmund Blackadder, whose good attempt ... ... is fisted away by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 15: ENG good attempt by Elect Trump ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Three Blind_Mice! Min 16: DEN good long-range shot by Duck Thumb ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be barely offside! Min 16: ENG good chance by Clara Oswald ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 16: Little Dog (DEN FW) robs the ball from Elect Trump (ENG MF). Min 21: DEN excellent long-range shot by Duck Thumb ... ... is just palmed away by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 21: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Elephant Rhyme ... ... the cross finds Poor Mary, whose excellent chance ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Elephant Rhyme is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 1 - DEN 1 Min 21: Poor Mary (DEN FW) plays normally. Min 22: ENG promising attempt by Clara Oswald ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 22: Murder Atheists (ENG DF) is calmly blocked by Simple Simon (DEN FW). Min 22: Murder Atheists (ENG DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 23: ENG promising long-range shot by Clara Oswald ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 24: DEN good header by Simple Simon ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 28: DEN excellent shot by Tom Thumb ... ... is headed clear by DF Dave Podmore! Min 29: DEN good shot by Poor Mary ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 1 - DEN 2 Min 29: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross is deflected to Elect Fascists, whose promising shot ... ... is smothered by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 30: ENG promising effort by Dave Lister ... ... is headed clear by FW Simple Simon! Min 31: ENG promising volley by Elect Fascists ... ... is just palmed away by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 31: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) trips Dave Podmore just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Murder Atheists takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 2 - DEN 2 Min 37: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Edmund Blackadder, whose good header ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 38: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mistress Bessie ... ... the cross is deflected to Simple Simon, whose excellent volley ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 38: Dave Podmore (ENG DF) is firmly stopped by Poor Mary (DEN FW). Min 39: ENG decent attempt by Edmund Blackadder ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Flog Dissidents is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 3 - DEN 2 Min 39: Poor Mary (DEN FW) goes rough. Min 41: Mistress Bessie (DEN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ENG 3 - DEN 2 [ 11 (2 fk) - 8 ] Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ... he wants to sub out FW Clara Oswald ... Clara Oswald goes to shower and Trash Health_Service takes her place. Manager William Baldwin shouts orders in DEN's locker room ... DEN starts using long ball. he orders his team to play rough. FW Little Dog positions normally. FW Simple Simon positions normally. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto gets the second half on the way! Min 46: ENG good attempt by Lord Flashheart ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 46: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) drops back. Min 47: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Dave Lister, whose promising header ... ... is fisted away by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 48: ENG good long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 48: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Elect Fascists, whose good volley ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 48: DEN excellent chance by Poor Mary ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 3 - DEN 3 Min 48: DEN starts playing opportunistic. Min 48: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play normally. Min 48: Little Dog (DEN FW) drops back. Min 48: Simple Simon (DEN FW) drops back. Min 48: Poor Mary (DEN FW) plays normally. Min 50: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Mistress Bessie ... ... the cross finds Duck Thumb, whose excellent chance ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Mistress Bessie is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 3 - DEN 4 Min 50: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough. Min 51: DEN good chance by Poor Mary ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Murder Atheists! Min 53: ENG good shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 55: ENG good header by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is headed clear by FW Simple Simon! Min 55: ENG good chance by Elect Trump ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 57: ENG promising volley by Dave Lister ... ... is headed clear by FW Simple Simon! Min 57: Flog Dissidents (ENG MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards DEN a direct free kick! ... Little Dog takes the kick ... ... the shot just misses the right hand post! Min 57: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) punches Mistress Bessie ... ... referee Pinto shows Blackadder a yellow card! Min 58: Elect Fascists (ENG FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards DEN a direct free kick! ... Little Dog takes the kick ... ... the shot is just pushed wide by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 59: DEN promising volley by Tom Thumb ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be just offside! Min 61: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Elect Fascists, whose promising effort ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... Murder Atheists is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 4 - DEN 4 Min 61: Mistress Bessie (DEN MF) elbows Dave Lister ... ... referee Pinto exchanges few words with Bessie. Min 62: Old Miller (DEN DF) is confidently tackled by Flog Dissidents (ENG MF). Min 64: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose good effort ... ... is held comfortably by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 66: ENG good attempt by Trash Health_Service ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 5 - DEN 4 Min 66: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally. Min 66: DEN starts using long ball. Min 66: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough. Min 66: Little Dog (DEN FW) positions normally and goes rough. Min 66: Simple Simon (DEN FW) positions normally and goes rough. Min 66: Poor Mary (DEN FW) goes rough. Min 67: Old Miller (DEN DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Pinto awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Murder Atheists takes the kick ... ... the shot trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 6 - DEN 4 Min 69: Little Dog (DEN FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 9 cans of cool spray get it back to the field. Min 70: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 71: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Duck Thumb ... ... the cross is deflected to Tom Thumb, whose good volley ... ... is turned onto the bar by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 72: DEN good chance by Simple Simon ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 6 - DEN 5 Min 72: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 73: DEN excellent chance by Poor Mary ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Murder Atheists! Min 74: ENG good attempt by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 74: Trash Health_Service (ENG FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 75: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) goes rough. Min 77: ENG promising chance by Murder Atheists ... ... is punted upfield by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 77: Poor Mary (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 78: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose promising effort ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Elect Trump is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 7 - DEN 5 Min 78: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 81: ENG really difficult effort by Edmund Blackadder ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 83: ENG difficult shot by Elect Fascists ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 87: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elephant Rhyme ... ... the cross is deflected to Poor Mary, whose good header ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 7 - DEN 6 Min 88: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose difficult attempt ... ... is smothered by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 90: DEN promising long-range shot by Elephant Rhyme ... ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Trash Health_Service! Min 90: Arnold Rimmer (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leave_The EU enters the field. Min 90: Queen_of Hearts (DEN GK) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Mistress Anne enters the field. Min 90: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Aiken Drum enters the field. Min 90: Simple Simon (DEN FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... My Egg enters the field. Min 90: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 90: My Egg (DEN FW) pushes forward. Min 92: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Dave Podmore ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 94: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto blows the final whistle! Final score: ENG 7 - DEN 6 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ENG vs DEN: 7 - 6 [ 24 (3 fk) - 14 (2 fk) ] ENG (S) GK Elect Carpet_Head (-6:0 0 0 3) DF Dave Podmore (0:1 0 1 0) DF Murder Atheists (2:2 1 2 0) DF Leave_The EU (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arnold Rimmer (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 MF < Elect Trump (0:3 1 0 0) MF Lord Flashheart (0:2 0 0 0) MF Flog Dissidents (0:3 1 1 0) FW < Edmund Blackadder (1:5 0 0 0) YC FW < Dave Lister (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Elect Fascists (1:4 0 0 0) FW < Trash Health_Service (2:2 0 1 0) entered @45 FW < Clara Oswald (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @45 DEN (L) GK Queen_of Hearts (-7:0 0 0 13) subbed @90 GK Mistress Anne (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Three Blind_Mice (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @90 DF Aiken Drum (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Mister Rhyme (0:0 0 2 0) DF Elephant Rhyme (0:0 1 1 0) DF Old Miller (0:1 0 0 0) MF < Mistress Bessie (0:0 1 0 0) MF < Duck Thumb (1:3 0 0 0) FW Little Dog (0:2 0 1 0) FW Simple Simon (1:3 0 3 0) subbed @90 FW Poor Mary (4:4 0 0 0) FW Tom Thumb (0:3 0 0 0) FW > My Egg (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 Three stars of the match are: *** DEN FW P. Mary ** ENG DF M. Atheists * ENG FW T. Health_Service Offsides: ENG: 1 DEN: 4