From: Timo Ojala Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2018 23:16:31 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group D MOTW WC - Day #1 Group D MOTW ------------------------ 1 GER - FRA 2 IRL - CRO ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: Germany (#1 seed) (#0 in D) vs France (#3 seed) (#0 in D) 67860 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 34204032 Starting lineups ---------------- GER (B) Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas GK 5518 Absorbing Man DMM DF 5302 Cindy Pathiratna SYD DF 5493 F. Wendy MAS MF 5680 Tashy Soonchild SYD MF 5352 W. Sandoval MAS MF 5113 Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu HEL MF 5488 Matt Ryan BOM MF 5358 N. Scholtes MAS FW 5463 _. Carcharoth HEL FW 5303 Aleksandra Mangalis SYD FW 5532 Leap Frog DMM S1 4941 Quentin Quylthulg HEL S2 5435 Gerda Glabrezu HEL S3 5907 Hilda von_Hate DMM S4 5487 Devonte Adams BOM S5 5476 Katherine Doyle SYD FRA Coach Iskander Ayari GK 4486 Emilie Bohn IM DF 5862 Pat Benatar IM DF 5492 Taylor Swift IM DF 4971 Regina Spektor IM DF 4783 Lisa Osbourne IM MF 5649 Amy Lee IM MF 5650 Debbie Harry IM MF 5325 Joss Stone IM MF 4972 Fiona Apple IM FW 5326 Ellie Goulding IM FW 5115 Alison Mosshart IM S1 4283 Maria Petrova IM S2 4644 Lili Ignatova IM S3 4784 Sarah Robinson IM Officials from Portugal: referee Joao Pinto assistant referee #1 Joao Almeida assistant referee #2 Joaquim Fonseca Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the kick-off! Min 1: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: Matt Ryan (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Leap Frog (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: FRA starts playing opportunistic. Min 1: Amy Lee (FRA MF) drops back. Min 1: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) drops back. Min 2: N. Scholtes (GER MF) tackles brutally Joss Stone ... ... referee Pinto shows Scholtes a red card! Min 2: Joss Stone (FRA MF) switches to play FW and drops back. Min 2: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) drops back. Min 3: GER promising shot by _. Carcharoth ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 1 - FRA 0 Min 3: FRA discards their tactics. Min 3: Manager Iskander Ayari (FRA) orders his team to play rough. Min 3: Amy Lee (FRA MF) positions normally. Min 3: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) positions normally. Min 3: Ellie Goulding (FRA FW) positions normally. Min 5: GER good attempt by W. Sandoval ... ... is deflected onto the post by DF Regina Spektor! Min 6: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Amy Lee ... ... the cross is deflected to Alison Mosshart, whose excellent effort ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Absorbing Man! Min 8: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to _. Carcharoth, whose good shot ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 2 - FRA 0 Min 8: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Pinto shows Qlzqqlzuu a yellow card! Min 8: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 10: FRA excellent attempt by Joss Stone ... ... is headed clear by DF Cindy Pathiratna! Min 11: FRA excellent chance by Alison Mosshart ... ... is fisted away by GK Absorbing Man! Min 14: GER excellent long-range shot by F. Wendy ... ... forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 3 - FRA 0 Min 14: Absorbing Man (GER GK) starts playing passively. Min 14: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 14: W. Sandoval (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 14: Matt Ryan (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 14: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 14: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 14: Leap Frog (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 15: GER decent shot by Matt Ryan ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 17: FRA excellent long-range shot by Taylor Swift ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... Fiona Apple is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 3 - FRA 1 Min 17: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) is brutally tackled by Pat Benatar (FRA DF). Min 17: Absorbing Man (GER GK) plays normally. Min 17: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) plays normally. Min 17: W. Sandoval (GER MF) plays normally. Min 17: Matt Ryan (GER MF) plays normally. Min 17: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) plays normally. Min 17: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) plays normally. Min 17: Leap Frog (GER FW) plays normally. Min 22: FRA excellent long-range shot by Fiona Apple ... ... is saved easily by GK Absorbing Man! Min 23: GER excellent chance by _. Carcharoth ... ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Taylor Swift! Min 23: FRA starts using long ball. Min 23: Amy Lee (FRA MF) drops back. Min 23: Debbie Harry (FRA MF) drops back. Min 23: Joss Stone (FRA FW) positions normally. Min 23: Fiona Apple (FRA MF) switches to play FW. Min 27: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Leap Frog, whose good header ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... W. Sandoval is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 4 - FRA 1 Min 27: Emilie Bohn (FRA GK) yells at the referee ... ... referee Pinto shows Bohn a yellow card! Min 27: Absorbing Man (GER GK) starts playing passively. Min 27: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 27: W. Sandoval (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 27: Matt Ryan (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 27: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 27: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 27: Leap Frog (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 29: GER mediocre shot by Tashy Soonchild ... ... clips the post! Min 29: FRA excellent shot by Alison Mosshart ... ... is held comfortably by GK Absorbing Man! Min 31: FRA excellent effort by Ellie Goulding ... ... is punted upfield by DF F. Wendy! Min 32: FRA excellent header by Alison Mosshart ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be just offside! Min 37: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu, whose mediocre attempt ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... W. Sandoval is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 5 - FRA 1 Min 37: GER mediocre long-range shot by F. Wendy ... ... is smothered by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 37: Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) orders his team to take it easy. Min 39: GER difficult chance by Leap Frog ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Regina Spektor! Min 39: GER mediocre volley by Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 39: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) is pushed aside by Ellie Goulding (FRA FW). Min 41: FRA excellent long-range shot by Pat Benatar ... ... is saved easily by GK Absorbing Man! Min 41: FRA excellent long shot by Taylor Swift ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 42: Joss Stone (FRA FW) is nudged away by Matt Ryan (GER MF). Min 45: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Leap Frog, whose mediocre header ... ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... W. Sandoval is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 6 - FRA 1 Min 47: GER difficult attempt by _. Carcharoth ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Debbie Harry! Min 47: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: GER 6 - FRA 1 [ 10 - 8 ] Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas shouts orders in GER's locker room ... he wants to sub out DF Cindy Pathiratna ... Cindy Pathiratna goes to shower and Gerda Glabrezu takes her place. DF Gerda Glabrezu starts playing passively. he wants to sub out DF F. Wendy ... F. Wendy goes to shower and Hilda von_Hate takes his place. Manager Iskander Ayari shouts orders in FRA's locker room ... FRA discards their tactics. he wants to sub out DF Lisa Osbourne ... Lisa Osbourne goes to shower and Sarah Robinson takes her place. MF Amy Lee positions normally. MF Debbie Harry positions normally. FW Joss Stone drops back. FW Fiona Apple drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Hilda von_Hate (GER DF) starts playing passively. Min 47: FRA excellent header by Amy Lee ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 48: GER mediocre chance by _. Carcharoth ... ... is smothered by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 55: GER decent effort by Aleksandra Mangalis ... ... is smothered by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 58: FRA excellent attempt by Amy Lee ... ... is punted upfield by MF Tashy Soonchild! Min 59: GER decent attempt by Matt Ryan ... ... is headed clear by DF Taylor Swift! Min 59: GER promising long-range shot by Gerda Glabrezu ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Matt Ryan is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 7 - FRA 1 Min 61: Alison Mosshart (FRA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 67: GER decent long-range shot by W. Sandoval ... ... is headed clear by MF Debbie Harry! Min 69: GER decent long-range shot by _. Carcharoth ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 70: GER decent shot by W. Sandoval ... ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 72: FRA excellent attempt by Joss Stone ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 72: Pat Benatar (FRA DF) is pushed aside by Hilda von_Hate (GER DF). Min 73: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Leap Frog, whose promising header ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 77: GER mediocre chance by Tashy Soonchild ... ... is well wide! Min 77: FRA excellent long-range shot by Sarah Robinson ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 78: FRA excellent attempt by Ellie Goulding ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Hilda von_Hate! Min 79: FRA good volley by Ellie Goulding ... ... assistant referee Fonseca judges the play to be a couple of yards offside! Min 81: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) is pushed aside by Debbie Harry (FRA MF). Min 85: GER promising attempt by Aleksandra Mangalis ... ... is punted upfield by DF Taylor Swift! Min 86: FRA excellent volley by Amy Lee ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 90: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Aleksandra Mangalis, whose decent attempt ... ... is smothered by GK Emilie Bohn! Min 90: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto blows the final whistle! Final score: GER 7 - FRA 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ GER vs FRA: 7 - 1 [ 18 - 13 ] GER (B) GK Absorbing Man (-1:0 0 0 10) DF Hilda von_Hate (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 DF Cindy Pathiratna (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 DF Gerda Glabrezu (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 DF F. Wendy (1:2 0 1 0) subbed @45 MF < Tashy Soonchild (0:2 0 1 0) MF W. Sandoval (0:1 3 0 0) MF Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (1:2 0 0 0) YC MF < Matt Ryan (0:1 1 0 0) MF N. Scholtes (0:0 0 0 0) RC2 FW < _. Carcharoth (2:4 0 0 0) FW < Aleksandra Mangalis (0:2 0 0 0) FW < Leap Frog (2:3 0 0 0) FRA GK Emilie Bohn (-7:0 0 0 5) YC DF Pat Benatar (0:1 0 0 0) DF Taylor Swift (1:2 0 3 0) DF Regina Spektor (0:0 0 2 0) DF Lisa Osbourne (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 DF Sarah Robinson (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 MF Amy Lee (0:2 0 0 0) MF Debbie Harry (0:0 0 2 0) FW < Joss Stone (0:1 0 0 0) FW Ellie Goulding (0:1 0 0 0) FW Alison Mosshart (0:4 0 0 0) FW < Fiona Apple (0:1 1 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** GER GK A. Man ** GER FW _. Carcharoth * GER FW L. Frog Offsides: GER: 2 FRA: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#0 in D) vs Croatia (#4 seed) (#0 in D) 65746 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 54507419 Starting lineups ---------------- IRL (B) Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5466 Minor Tragedy MAD DF 5496 _ MOOsilage MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO MF ^ 5656 _ SMOORSH MOO MF 5652 Found Missing MAD MF ^ 5497 Dairy Gible MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5922 Executive Function MAD FW 5653 Civil Engineer MAD FW 5638 Policy Debate MAD S1 5657 Cowvert Operation MOO S2 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD S3 5119 Ox Calibur MOO S4 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO S5 5841 Solid Sieve MAD CRO (O) Coach Volker Dyken GK 5780 Kevin Magnussen FOL SW 5961 Sergio Perez FOL DF 5645 Max Verstappen FOL DF 5291 Valtteri Bottas FOL DF 5142 Romain Grosjean FOL MF < 5292 Daniel Ricciardo FOL MF < 5543 Daniil Kvyat FOL MF > 5143 Nico Rosberg FOL MF < 4970 Pastor Maldonado FOL FW 5839 Esteban Ocon FOL FW < 5646 Carlos Sainz_Jr FOL S1 4485 Sebastian Vettel FOL S2 < 4643 Mark Webber FOL S3 4484 Jenson Button FOL S4 4806 Heikki Kovalainen FOL S5 4805 Timo Glock FOL Officials from Uruguay: referee Julio Matto assistant referee #1 Jose Lagos assistant referee #2 Jorge Galati Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the kick-off! Min 1: >>> Volker cheers to the fans Min 1: Max Verstappen (CRO DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) is getting marked by Max Verstappen. Min 5: IRL decent effort by Executive Function ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Max Verstappen! Min 5: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) punches Max Verstappen ... ... referee Matto exchanges few words with SMOORSH. Min 6: IRL promising shot by Policy Debate ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be just offside! Min 6: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 8: CRO promising shot by Daniel Ricciardo ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 10: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Minor Tragedy ... ... the cross finds Civil Engineer, whose mediocre shot ... ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... but assistant referee Galati's flag is up! The goal is disallowed! Min 13: IRL promising shot by Found Missing ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be just offside! Min 13: Sergio Perez (CRO SW) goes rough. Min 14: IRL decent shot by Policy Debate ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Romain Grosjean! Min 15: CRO promising header by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Minor Tragedy! Min 16: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Found Missing ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 17: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 20: Executive Function (IRL MF) is brutally tackled by Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF). Min 22: CRO promising header by Esteban Ocon ... ... is calmly cleared by MF Executive Function! Min 22: IRL mediocre long-range shot by _ MOOsilage ... ... is smothered by GK Kevin Magnussen! Min 24: CRO promising long-range shot by Pastor Maldonado ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 25: IRL decent attempt by _ SMOORSH ... ... is smothered by GK Kevin Magnussen! Min 27: Valtteri Bottas (CRO DF) is nudged away by Found Missing (IRL MF). Min 27: Nico Rosberg (CRO MF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Deeply Superficial takes the kick ... ... the shot bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 1 - CRO 0 Min 27: Romain Grosjean (CRO DF) tackles violently Found Missing ... ... referee Matto shows Grosjean a yellow card! Min 27: >>> Volker exchanges some words with the 4th official Min 27: Daniel Ricciardo (CRO MF) starts throwing his elbows around. Min 27: Esteban Ocon (CRO FW) goes rough. Min 30: Sergio Perez (CRO SW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Matto shows Perez a yellow card! Min 31: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 32: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by _ SMOORSH ... ... the cross is deflected to Civil Engineer, whose promising attempt ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 33: CRO win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... the cross is deflected to Nico Rosberg, whose promising effort ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 35: Valtteri Bottas (CRO DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Matto awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Deeply Superficial takes the kick ... ... the shot just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 2 - CRO 0 Min 36: CRO good long-range shot by Valtteri Bottas ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 39: IRL decent long-range shot by Deeply Superficial ... ... is deflected onto the post by MF Daniil Kvyat! Min 42: CRO good long shot by Valtteri Bottas ... ... is smothered by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 42: Minor Tragedy (IRL DF) is brutally tackled by Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF). Min 42: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 44: IRL decent chance by Dairy Gible ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... Minor Tragedy is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 3 - CRO 0 Min 44: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 44: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 44: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 44: Found Missing (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 44: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 44: Executive Function (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 44: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 44: Policy Debate (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 45: Daniil Kvyat (CRO MF) boots the ball out of reach of _ SMOORSH (IRL MF). Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: IRL 3 - CRO 0 [ 8 (2 fk) - 5 ] Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out DF Ep Oxy ... Ep Oxy goes to shower and Cowvert Operation takes its place. he wants to sub out MF Found Missing ... Found Missing goes to shower and Stiff Plastic takes his place. DF Cowvert Operation starts playing passively. MF Stiff Plastic starts playing passively. Manager Volker Dyken shouts orders in CRO's locker room ... CRO starts using long ball. SW Sergio Perez plays normally. DF Romain Grosjean gets orders to mark. MF Daniel Ricciardo pushes forward. MF Daniil Kvyat pushes forward and goes rough. MF Pastor Maldonado pushes forward and plays normally. FW Esteban Ocon plays normally. FW Carlos Sainz_Jr positions normally. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) is getting marked by Romain Grosjean. Min 46: IRL decent attempt by Policy Debate ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Valtteri Bottas! Min 50: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cowvert Operation ... ... the cross is deflected to Civil Engineer, whose decent chance ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - CRO 0 Min 51: IRL mediocre header by Civil Engineer ... ... assistant referee Lagos is thinking of his date later tonight ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Kevin Magnussen! Min 52: CRO excellent effort by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... is parried by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 53: CRO excellent long-range shot by Nico Rosberg ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 53: Cowvert Operation (IRL DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Matto awards CRO a penalty kick! ... Daniel Ricciardo takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - CRO 1 Min 56: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 57: IRL decent volley by Civil Engineer ... ... is punted upfield by SW Sergio Perez! Min 57: CRO good shot by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 4 - CRO 2 Min 57: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) plays normally. Min 57: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 57: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 57: Executive Function (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 57: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 57: Cowvert Operation (IRL DF) plays normally. Min 57: Policy Debate (IRL FW) plays normally. Min 57: Stiff Plastic (IRL MF) plays normally. Min 58: IRL good long-range shot by _ MOOsilage ... ... is punched to safety by GK Kevin Magnussen! Min 58: CRO excellent shot by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... is punted upfield by DF Cowvert Operation! Min 58: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 7 cans of cool spray get it back to the field. Min 60: IRL decent volley by Stiff Plastic ... ... the shot beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... but assistant referee Lagos's flag is up! The goal is disallowed! Min 63: IRL promising chance by _ SMOORSH ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 64: IRL good chance by Executive Function ... ... is headed clear by DF Valtteri Bottas! Min 69: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Executive Function ... ... the cross is deflected to Civil Engineer, whose good header ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 69: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 70: IRL fast break sets up _ SMOORSH, whose promising chance ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... Dairy Gible is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 5 - CRO 2 Min 70: CRO excellent attempt by Carlos Sainz_Jr ... ... is calmly cleared by MF Deeply Superficial! Min 70: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 70: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 70: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 70: Executive Function (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 70: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 70: Cowvert Operation (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 70: Policy Debate (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 70: Stiff Plastic (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 70: CRO adopts stalling tactic. Min 70: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to take it easy. Min 70: Romain Grosjean (CRO DF) positions normally. Min 70: Daniel Ricciardo (CRO MF) drops back. Min 70: Daniil Kvyat (CRO MF) drops back and plays normally. Min 70: Nico Rosberg (CRO MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 70: Pastor Maldonado (CRO MF) switches to play DF and drops back and starts playing passively. Min 70: Pastor Maldonado (CRO DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Heikki Kovalainen enters the field. Min 70: Esteban Ocon (CRO FW) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 70: Carlos Sainz_Jr (CRO FW) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 72: Romain Grosjean (CRO) is no longer marking Deeply Superficial. Min 72: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) punches Daniel Ricciardo ... ... referee Matto shows MOOmintroll a yellow card! Min 72: >>> What's this SCREW MOO stuff? Min 77: >>> Volker orders Webber and Vettel to warm up Min 81: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Executive Function ... ... the cross is deflected to Stiff Plastic, whose mediocre header ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 81: Sergio Perez (CRO SW) stretches out to intercept a pass from Deeply Superficial (IRL MF). Min 84: IRL difficult header by _ SMOORSH ... ... is punted upfield by DF Romain Grosjean! Min 85: IRL really difficult shot by Executive Function ... ... clips the post! Min 87: Romain Grosjean (CRO DF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 88: Esteban Ocon (CRO FW) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Mark Webber enters the field. Min 90: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... it walks off the pitch ... ... Solid Sieve enters the field. Min 90: Nico Rosberg (CRO MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Sebastian Vettel enters the field. Min 91: Solid Sieve (IRL GK) starts playing passively. Min 91: Max Verstappen (CRO DF) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 92: Max Verstappen (CRO DF) is told to sub out ... ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used! Min 95: Pheeeep! Referee Matto blows the final whistle! Final score: IRL 5 - CRO 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ IRL vs CRO: 5 - 2 [ 17 (2 fk) - 8 (1 pk) ] IRL (B) GK Solid Sieve (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 GK _ MOOmintroll (-2:0 0 0 4) subbed @90 YC DF Minor Tragedy (0:0 1 1 0) DF _ MOOsilage (0:2 0 0 0) DF Ep Oxy (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 DF Cowvert Operation (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 MF ^ _ SMOORSH (1:3 0 0 0) MF Found Missing (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF ^ Dairy Gible (1:1 1 0 0) MF Deeply Superficial (2:2 0 1 0) MF Executive Function (0:1 0 1 0) MF Stiff Plastic (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 FW Civil Engineer (1:5 0 0 0) FW Policy Debate (0:1 0 0 0) CRO (S) GK Kevin Magnussen (-5:0 0 0 4) SW Sergio Perez (0:0 0 1 0) YC DF Max Verstappen (0:0 0 1 0) marked D. Superficial DF Valtteri Bottas (0:2 0 2 0) DF Romain Grosjean (0:0 0 2 0) YC marked D. Superficial DF Heikki Kovalainen (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 DF < Pastor Maldonado (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @70 MF < Daniel Ricciardo (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Daniil Kvyat (0:0 0 1 0) MF < Nico Rosberg (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @90 MF Sebastian Vettel (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 FW < Esteban Ocon (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @88 FW < Carlos Sainz_Jr (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Mark Webber (0:0 0 0 0) entered @88 Three stars of the match are: *** IRL MF D. Superficial ** IRL MF D. Gible * IRL MF _. SMOORSH Offsides: IRL: 4 CRO: 0