From: Timo Ojala Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2018 23:16:21 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group B MOTW WC - Day #1 Group B MOTW ------------------------ 1 USA - DEN 2 ENG - NOR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: Team USA (#1 seed) (#0 in B) vs Denmark (#3 seed) (#0 in B) 66521 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 8043199 Starting lineups ---------------- USA (L) Coach The Usual Suspects GK 5643 E. Nomine DJ SW 5503 Bob Locker WAC DF 5798 Jeka Power PDX DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO MF < 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF ^ 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF ^ 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW > 5504 The Hulkette WAC FW 5495 The Riot MMO FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S1 5305 Lot Swife WAC S2 5120 Arrowz HidesInSh MMO S3 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ S4 5660 Samantha Joe PDX S5 5494 Sisiphous Monk MMO DEN (L) Coach William Baldwin GK 5865 Queen_of Hearts NRU DF 5866 Three Blind_Mice NRU DF 5867 Aiken Drum NRU DF 5920 Mister Rhyme NRU DF 5329 Elephant Rhyme NRU DF 5926 Old Miller NRU MF < 5777 Mistress Bessie NRU MF < 5931 Duck Thumb NRU FW 5498 Little Dog NRU FW 5499 Simple Simon NRU FW 5500 Poor Mary NRU S1 5123 Tom Thumb NRU S2 4948 My Egg NRU S5 4947 Mistress Anne NRU Officials from Italy: referee Pierluigi Collina assistant referee #1 Mauro Fiori assistant referee #2 Maurizio Padovan Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the kick-off! Min 1: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to A Desdemona, whose promising effort ... ... is smothered by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 3: DEN decent shot by Little Dog ... ... is smothered by GK E. Nomine! Min 3: USA fast break sets up The Hulkette, whose promising effort ... ... is parried by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 4: USA good effort by The Hulkette ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 6: DEN mediocre long-range shot by Old Miller ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 0 - DEN 1 Min 6: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 6: Mister Rhyme (DEN DF) switches to play SW. Min 6: Little Dog (DEN FW) drops back. Min 6: Simple Simon (DEN FW) drops back. Min 6: Poor Mary (DEN FW) drops back. Min 7: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Duck Thumb ... ... the cross is deflected to Simple Simon, whose desperate shot ... ... hits the bar! Min 7: Mister Rhyme (DEN SW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Collina shows Rhyme a yellow card! Min 8: DEN hopeless volley by Mistress Bessie ... ... is easily controlled by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 13: USA decent long-range shot by The Hulkette ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 15: USA mediocre header by A Desdemona ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Three Blind_Mice! Min 15: Queen_of Hearts (DEN GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 8 cans of cool spray get her back to the field. Min 19: USA mediocre effort by A Desdemona ... ... is saved easily by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 20: _ Rank1 (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 24: USA decent shot by The Hulkette ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 27: The Hulkette (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 28: DEN desperate chance by Little Dog ... ... is punted upfield by SW Bob Locker! Min 28: Poor Mary (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 29: Bob Locker (USA SW) calmly steals the ball from Duck Thumb (DEN MF). Min 35: The Riot (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 39: DEN really difficult chance by Little Dog ... ... is punted upfield by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 40: USA mediocre chance by _ Rank1 ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Three Blind_Mice! Min 40: Old Miller (DEN DF) stretches out to intercept a pass from A Desdemona (USA FW). Min 43: Simple Simon (DEN FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 45: Bob Locker (USA SW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 48: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: USA 0 - DEN 1 [ 5 - 3 ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina gets the second half on the way! Min 48: USA mediocre long-range shot by Minstral Skumbag ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... The Hulkette is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 1 - DEN 1 Min 48: DEN starts using long ball. Min 48: Mister Rhyme (DEN SW) switches to play DF. Min 48: Little Dog (DEN FW) positions normally. Min 48: Simple Simon (DEN FW) positions normally. Min 48: Poor Mary (DEN FW) positions normally. Min 49: USA good long-range shot by Ian Incredible ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Old Miller! Min 50: USA promising shot by _ Rank1 ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 2 - DEN 1 Min 50: USA starts playing opportunistic. Min 50: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) positions normally. Min 50: The Hulkette (USA FW) drops back. Min 50: The Riot (USA FW) drops back. Min 50: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 50: _ Rank1 (USA FW) drops back. Min 50: Ian Incredible (USA MF) positions normally. Min 50: Aiken Drum (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Tom Thumb enters the field. Min 50: Old Miller (DEN DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... My Egg enters the field. Min 50: Tom Thumb (DEN DF) switches to play FW. Min 50: My Egg (DEN DF) switches to play FW and pushes forward. Min 52: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to Anne Aprayer, whose decent shot ... ... hits the bar! Min 52: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mistress Bessie ... ... the cross is deflected to Simple Simon, whose promising chance ... ... is saved easily by GK E. Nomine! Min 54: USA decent shot by The Riot ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Mister Rhyme! Min 55: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross finds A Desdemona, whose decent shot ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 56: USA promising header by The Hulkette ... ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 3 - DEN 1 Min 60: USA decent shot by Ian Incredible ... ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 60: DEN promising header by Little Dog ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Bob Locker! Min 61: DEN good header by Simple Simon ... ... is smothered by GK E. Nomine! Min 61: Mistress Bessie (DEN MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Collina shows Bessie a yellow card! Min 63: USA decent long-range shot by A Desdemona ... ... dips over the bar! Min 65: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... ... referee Collina awards USA a penalty kick! ... The Riot takes the kick ... ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 4 - DEN 1 Min 67: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross finds Jeka Power, whose decent long shot ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... The Riot is credited with the assist. ... score now: USA 5 - DEN 1 Min 67: Manager The Usual Suspects (USA) orders his team to take it easy. Min 67: DEN adopts stalling tactic. Min 67: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to take it easy. Min 67: Mister Rhyme (DEN DF) switches to play SW. Min 67: Little Dog (DEN FW) drops back. Min 67: Simple Simon (DEN FW) drops back. Min 67: Poor Mary (DEN FW) drops back. Min 67: Tom Thumb (DEN FW) drops back. Min 67: My Egg (DEN FW) drops back. Min 69: DEN difficult volley by Little Dog ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Jeka Power! Min 70: DEN difficult long-range shot by Three Blind_Mice ... ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK E. Nomine! Min 70: Queen_of Hearts (DEN GK) elbows The Hulkette ... ... referee Collina shows Hearts a yellow card! Min 78: Three Blind_Mice (DEN DF) heads the ball away from Bob Locker (USA SW). Min 79: USA mediocre shot by Jeka Power ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Elephant Rhyme! Min 80: DEN really difficult volley by Little Dog ... ... is saved easily by GK E. Nomine! Min 82: USA decent effort by _ Rank1 ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Queen_of Hearts! Min 83: Bob Locker (USA SW) is just tackled by Tom Thumb (DEN FW). Min 84: USA mediocre volley by Ian Incredible ... ... is punted upfield by DF Three Blind_Mice! Min 90: E. Nomine (USA GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Sisiphous Monk enters the field. Min 90: Queen_of Hearts (DEN GK) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Mistress Anne enters the field. Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Collina blows the final whistle! Final score: USA 5 - DEN 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ USA vs DEN: 5 - 1 [ 14 (1 pk) - 7 ] USA (O) GK E. Nomine (-1:0 0 0 5) subbed @90 GK Sisiphous Monk (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW Bob Locker (0:0 0 2 0) DF Jeka Power (1:1 0 1 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (1:1 0 0 0) MF < Amber Doombringer (0:0 0 2 0) MF Anne Aprayer (0:1 0 0 0) MF Ian Incredible (0:1 0 0 0) FW < The Hulkette (1:4 1 0 0) FW < The Riot (1:1 1 0 0) FW < A Desdemona (0:4 0 0 0) FW < _ Rank1 (1:2 0 0 0) DEN (S) GK Queen_of Hearts (-5:0 0 0 6) subbed @90 YC GK Mistress Anne (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW Mister Rhyme (0:0 0 2 0) YC DF Three Blind_Mice (0:1 0 3 0) DF Aiken Drum (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @50 DF Elephant Rhyme (0:0 0 1 0) DF Old Miller (1:1 0 1 0) subbed @50 MF < Mistress Bessie (0:0 0 0 0) YC MF < Duck Thumb (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Little Dog (0:2 0 0 0) FW < Simple Simon (0:3 0 0 0) FW < Poor Mary (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Tom Thumb (0:0 0 0 0) entered @50 FW < My Egg (0:0 0 0 0) entered @50 Three stars of the match are: *** USA FW T. Hulkette ** USA DF J. Power * USA FW T. Riot Offsides: USA: 0 DEN: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Day #01: England (#2 seed) (#0 in B) vs Norway (#4 seed) (#0 in B) 65348 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 414320 Starting lineups ---------------- ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 5977 Elect Carpet_Head NAT DF 5833 Dave Podmore BBT DF 5845 Murder Atheists NAT DF 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT MF < 5659 Elect Trump NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT MF 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT FW < 5834 Bob Ferris BBT FW < 5640 Edmund Blackadder BBT FW < 5460 Dave Lister BBT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT S1 5658 Leave_The EU NAT S2 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT S3 5639 Bishop Brennan BBT S4 5146 Starve The_Poor NAT S5 5794 The Cat BBT NOR Coach Tom Purucker GK 4968 Dale Chihuly BMC DF < 5820 Horace Pippin BMC DF 5461 Pablo Picasso BMC DF 5819 Beauford Delaney BMC DF 5289 Andy Warhol BMC MF 5641 Julian Schnabel BMC MF 5642 Arshile Gorky BMC MF ^ 5133 Billy Roper BMC MF ^ 4969 Eric Legge BMC FW ^ 5290 Richard Serra BMC FW ^ 5558 Chuck Close BMC S1 5855 JeanMichel Basquiat BMC S2 5195 Luster Willis BMC S3 4656 Robert Longo BMC S4 5104 Mose Tolliver BMC S5 4497 Richard Diebenkorn BMC Officials from Finland: referee Ilkka Koho assistant referee #1 Tapio Yli-Karro assistant referee #2 Tuomo Rantala Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the kick-off! Min 1: Andy Warhol (NOR DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Dave Lister (ENG FW) is getting marked by Andy Warhol. Min 7: ENG promising volley by Lord Flashheart ... ... is punted upfield by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 9: NOR good volley by Billy Roper ... ... is calmly cleared by MF Flog Dissidents! Min 9: Richard Serra (NOR FW) boots the ball out of reach of Dave Podmore (ENG DF). Min 12: NOR good effort by Arshile Gorky ... ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be few meters offside! Min 13: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose decent shot ... ... dips over the bar! Min 14: ENG good long shot by Arnold Rimmer ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 17: Flog Dissidents (ENG MF) steals the ball from Pablo Picasso (NOR DF). Min 18: ENG promising shot by Clara Oswald ... ... is smothered by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 18: NOR good volley by Arshile Gorky ... ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be barely offside! Min 19: NOR good long-range shot by Andy Warhol ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Arshile Gorky is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 0 - NOR 1 Min 19: NOR adopts stalling tactic. Min 19: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally. Min 19: Julian Schnabel (NOR MF) drops back. Min 19: Arshile Gorky (NOR MF) switches to play DF. Min 20: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Clara Oswald, whose difficult shot ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 22: ENG really difficult header by Elect Trump ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Beauford Delaney! Min 22: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is smothered by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 28: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is blocked in the last second by MF Billy Roper! Min 33: NOR difficult shot by Chuck Close ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Elect Trump! Min 35: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) trips Dave Podmore just outside the box ... ... referee Koho awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot hits the post! Min 41: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Dave Podmore ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 1 - NOR 1 Min 41: NOR win a corner kick, which is taken by Chuck Close ... ... the cross finds Billy Roper, whose really difficult chance ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Chuck Close is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 1 - NOR 2 Min 42: NOR difficult long-range shot by Arshile Gorky ... ... is well wide! Min 44: ENG really difficult chance by Bob Ferris ... ... is held comfortably by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ENG 1 - NOR 2 [ 7 (1 fk) - 5 ] Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ... he orders his team to play rough. he wants to sub out FW Clara Oswald ... Clara Oswald goes to shower and Starve The_Poor takes her place. FW Starve The_Poor drops back. Manager Tom Purucker shouts orders in NOR's locker room ... he wants to sub out MF Julian Schnabel ... Julian Schnabel goes to shower and JeanMichel Basquiat takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Koho gets the second half on the way! Min 46: JeanMichel Basquiat (NOR MF) drops back. Min 47: ENG difficult long-range shot by Murder Atheists ... ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Pablo Picasso! Min 51: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Elect Trump, whose mediocre attempt ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 57: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 58: NOR mediocre shot by Chuck Close ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Elect Trump! Min 62: Dave Podmore (ENG DF) robs the ball from Eric Legge (NOR MF). Min 63: Beauford Delaney (NOR DF) is calmly blocked by Dave Lister (ENG FW). Min 64: ENG mediocre shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Billy Roper! Min 69: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose really difficult chance ... ... dips over the bar! Min 69: Elect Carpet_Head (ENG GK) trips Beauford Delaney inside the penalty box ... ... referee Koho awards NOR a penalty kick! ... Pablo Picasso takes the kick ... ... the shot is scrambled over the bar by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 73: NOR difficult long-range shot by Chuck Close ... ... is headed clear by DF Dave Podmore! Min 73: Dale Chihuly (NOR GK) punches Dave Podmore ... ... referee Koho shows Chihuly a yellow card! Min 74: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 76: ENG really difficult shot by Starve The_Poor ... ... is fisted away by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 77: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Horace Pippin! Min 80: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Elect Trump ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Horace Pippin! Min 80: ENG begins pressing forward. Min 82: ENG decent attempt by Bob Ferris ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 83: Arshile Gorky (NOR DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Koho awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Dave Lister takes the kick ... ... the shot beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 2 - NOR 2 Min 83: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 83: NOR discards their tactics. Min 83: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough. Min 83: JeanMichel Basquiat (NOR MF) positions normally. Min 83: Arshile Gorky (NOR DF) switches to play MF. Min 84: Elect Carpet_Head (ENG GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 86: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Bob Ferris, whose promising effort ... ... is saved easily by GK Dale Chihuly! Min 86: NOR good long shot by Horace Pippin ... ... hits the bar! Min 90: Arnold Rimmer (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leave_The EU enters the field. Min 90: Horace Pippin (NOR DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Luster Willis enters the field. Min 91: Luster Willis (NOR DF) switches to play SW. Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Koho blows the final whistle! Final score: ENG 2 - NOR 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ENG vs NOR: 2 - 2 [ 13 (2 fk) - 6 (1 pk) ] ENG (B) GK Elect Carpet_Head (-2:0 0 0 1) DF Dave Podmore (1:1 0 1 0) DF Murder Atheists (0:0 0 0 0) DF Leave_The EU (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arnold Rimmer (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 MF < Elect Trump (0:2 0 2 0) MF Lord Flashheart (0:1 0 0 0) MF Flog Dissidents (0:3 0 1 0) FW < Bob Ferris (0:3 0 0 0) FW < Edmund Blackadder (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Dave Lister (1:1 0 0 0) FW < Clara Oswald (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW < Starve The_Poor (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 NOR GK Dale Chihuly (-2:0 0 0 6) YC SW Luster Willis (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF < Horace Pippin (0:1 0 2 0) subbed @90 DF Pablo Picasso (0:1 0 2 0) DF Beauford Delaney (0:0 0 1 0) DF Andy Warhol (1:1 0 0 0) marked D. Lister MF JeanMichel Basquiat (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 MF < Julian Schnabel (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF Arshile Gorky (0:3 1 0 0) MF ^ Billy Roper (1:1 0 2 0) MF ^ Eric Legge (0:0 0 0 0) FW ^ Richard Serra (0:0 0 0 0) FW ^ Chuck Close (0:0 1 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** NOR MF B. Roper ** ENG DF D. Podmore * NOR DF A. Warhol Offsides: ENG: 0 NOR: 2