From: Timo Ojala Date: Tue, 04 Dec 2018 20:29:36 +0200 Subject: WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool MOTW WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool MOTW ================================ World Cup Final ROB - IRL Bronze Match GER - ENG 5th Place Match USA - ITA 7th Place Match HOL - TUR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** World Cup Final: The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A) vs Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#1 in D) 175614 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 54957539 Starting lineups ---------------- ROB (B) Coach iRobot GK 5708 Robot T01 TTT SW 5731 Robot U03 UUU DF 5730 Robot U05 UUU DF 5713 Robot T06 TTT DF 5694 Robot S05 SSS MF 5701 Robot S11 SSS MF 5741 Robot U10 UUU MF 5719 Robot T13 TTT MF 5702 Robot S12 SSS FW < 5706 Robot S17 SSS FW < 5737 Robot U17 UUU S1 5718 Robot T07 TTT S3 5870 Robot S19 SSS S5 5726 Robot U01 UUU IRL Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5466 Minor Tragedy MAD DF 5496 _ MOOsilage MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO MF ^ 5656 _ SMOORSH MOO MF 5652 Found Missing MAD MF ^ 5497 Dairy Gible MOO MF 5922 Executive Function MAD FW 5653 Civil Engineer MAD FW 5657 Cowvert Operation MOO FW 5638 Policy Debate MAD S1 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD S2 5119 Ox Calibur MOO S3 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO S4 5913 Claude MOOnet MOO S5 5841 Solid Sieve MAD Officials from Uruguay: referee Julio Matto assistant referee #1 Jose Lagos assistant referee #2 Jorge Galati Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the kick-off! Min 1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 1: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: Cowvert Operation (IRL FW) switches to play MF. Min 1: Policy Debate (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: Robot S17 (ROB FW) is getting marked by _ MOOsilage. Min 1: Robot U17 (ROB FW) is getting marked by Ep Oxy. Min 1: ROB excellent attempt by Robot U17 ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 1 - IRL 0 Min 1: ROB discards their tactics. Min 1: Robot S12 (ROB MF) switches to play DF. Min 1: Robot S17 (ROB FW) positions normally. Min 1: Robot U17 (ROB FW) positions normally. Min 1: IRL begins pressing forward. Min 1: Found Missing (IRL MF) drops back. Min 1: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) positions normally. Min 1: Cowvert Operation (IRL MF) switches to play FW. Min 1: Policy Debate (IRL FW) positions normally. Min 4: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 6: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Policy Debate ... ... the cross finds Cowvert Operation, whose promising shot ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Robot T01! Min 7: ROB good effort by Robot U17 ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Robot T13 is credited with the assist. ... score now: ROB 2 - IRL 0 Min 7: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 7: Found Missing (IRL MF) positions normally. Min 7: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) drops back. Min 7: Cowvert Operation (IRL FW) switches to play MF. Min 7: Policy Debate (IRL FW) drops back. Min 8: IRL decent volley by Policy Debate ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 9: IRL promising header by Dairy Gible ... ... is headed clear by DF Robot T06! Min 11: Found Missing (IRL MF) goes down just outside ROB's penalty box ... ... referee Matto waves play on. Min 12: ROB promising effort by Robot S11 ... ... is punted upfield by MF Executive Function! Min 13: >>> HEY! Some whiskey over here! Min 15: IRL promising long-range shot by Dairy Gible ... ... is saved easily by GK Robot T01! Min 19: IRL promising long-range shot by Found Missing ... ... is smothered by GK Robot T01! Min 23: IRL decent effort by Found Missing ... ... is headed clear by SW Robot U03! Min 23: IRL promising chance by Found Missing ... ... is smothered by GK Robot T01! Min 23: Robot T06 (ROB DF) is nudged away by Dairy Gible (IRL MF). Min 24: Robot S11 (ROB MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 8 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 26: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) calmly steals the ball from Robot T06 (ROB DF). Min 26: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 28: ROB promising long-range shot by Robot T13 ... ... is smothered by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 29: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Found Missing ... ... the cross finds Cowvert Operation, whose promising attempt ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot T01! Min 36: ROB good effort by Robot S12 ... ... is punted upfield by MF _ SMOORSH! Min 36: IRL decent chance by Cowvert Operation ... ... is headed clear by SW Robot U03! Min 36: >>> HEY! More whiskey over here! Min 37: ROB promising long shot by Robot S12 ... ... is held comfortably by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 37: Robot S05 (ROB DF) is nudged away by Minor Tragedy (IRL DF). Min 38: IRL promising attempt by Policy Debate ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Robot T01! Min 39: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot T06 ... ... the cross finds Robot S11, whose promising header ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 39: Cowvert Operation (IRL MF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Robot S17 (ROB FW). Min 43: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 44: ROB good long-range shot by Robot U05 ... ... dips over the bar! Min 44: >>> HEY! More whiskey over here! Min 45: Policy Debate (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ROB 2 - IRL 0 [ 6 - 7 ] Manager iRobot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ... ROB adopts stalling tactic. MF Robot S11 drops back. MF Robot U10 drops back. MF Robot T13 switches to play DF. FW Robot S17 drops back. FW Robot U17 drops back. Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out FW Civil Engineer ... Civil Engineer goes to shower and Stiff Plastic takes his place. FW Stiff Plastic drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Matto gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Robot S05 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark. Min 47: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) is getting marked by Robot S05. Min 53: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 54: IRL hopeless effort by _ SMOORSH ... ... is headed clear by DF Robot T06! Min 55: Minor Tragedy (IRL DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Matto exchanges few words with Tragedy. Min 56: Robot U17 (ROB FW) punches Minor Tragedy ... ... referee Matto shows U17 a yellow card! Min 60: Robot S12 (ROB DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Robot T07 enters the field. Min 65: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 66: IRL desperate long-range shot by Executive Function ... ... is headed clear by SW Robot U03! Min 67: ROB mediocre header by Robot U17 ... ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Cowvert Operation! Min 67: IRL desperate long-range shot by Executive Function ... ... dips over the bar! Min 73: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) yells at the referee ... ... referee Matto shows MOOsilage a yellow card! Min 73: >>> What's this SCREW MOO stuff? Min 73: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 77: IRL desperate header by Policy Debate ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 79: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Ep Oxy ... ... the cross is deflected to Cowvert Operation, whose really difficult effort ... ... assistant referee Galati judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 84: IRL desperate chance by _ SMOORSH ... ... is headed clear by DF Robot T06! Min 87: IRL desperate long-range shot by Minor Tragedy ... ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Robot T01! Min 90: Robot T01 (ROB GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Robot U01 enters the field. Min 90: >>> Time to go puke in the yard. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Matto blows the final whistle! Final score: ROB 2 - IRL 0 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ROB vs IRL: 2 - 0 [ 6 - 11 ] ROB (S) GK Robot T01 (0:0 0 0 7) subbed @90 GK Robot U01 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW Robot U03 (0:0 0 3 0) DF Robot U05 (0:1 0 0 0) DF Robot T06 (0:0 0 3 0) DF Robot S05 (0:0 0 0 0) marked S. Plastic DF Robot T07 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @60 DF Robot T13 (0:1 1 0 0) DF Robot S12 (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @60 MF < Robot S11 (0:1 0 0 0) MF < Robot U10 (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Robot S17 (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Robot U17 (2:2 0 0 0) YC IRL (B) GK _ MOOmintroll (-2:0 0 0 3) DF Minor Tragedy (0:1 0 0 0) DF _ MOOsilage (0:0 0 0 0) YC marked R. S17 DF Ep Oxy (0:0 0 0 0) marked R. U17 MF ^ _ SMOORSH (0:0 0 1 0) MF Found Missing (0:2 0 0 0) MF ^ Dairy Gible (0:1 0 0 0) MF Executive Function (0:1 0 1 0) MF Cowvert Operation (0:3 0 1 0) FW < Civil Engineer (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW < Policy Debate (0:3 0 0 0) FW < Stiff Plastic (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 Three stars of the match are: *** ROB GK R. T01 ** ROB FW R. U17 * ROB DF R. T06 Offsides: ROB: 0 IRL: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Bronze Match: Germany (#1 seed) (#2 in D) vs England (#2 seed) (#1 in B) 156173 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 3535137 Starting lineups ---------------- GER (B) Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas GK 5518 Absorbing Man DMM DF 5302 Cindy Pathiratna SYD DF 5435 Gerda Glabrezu HEL DF 5493 F. Wendy MAS MF 5680 Tashy Soonchild SYD MF 5352 W. Sandoval MAS MF 5113 Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu HEL MF 5488 Matt Ryan BOM MF 5358 N. Scholtes MAS FW 5463 _. Carcharoth HEL FW 5303 Aleksandra Mangalis SYD S1 4941 Quentin Quylthulg HEL S3 5907 Hilda von_Hate DMM S4 5487 Devonte Adams BOM S5 5476 Katherine Doyle SYD ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 5977 Elect Carpet_Head NAT DF 5833 Dave Podmore BBT DF 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT MF < 5659 Elect Trump NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT MF < 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT FW < 5640 Edmund Blackadder BBT FW < 5460 Dave Lister BBT FW < 5471 Elect Fascists NAT FW < 5299 Trash Health_Service NAT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT S1 5658 Leave_The EU NAT S2 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT S3 5846 Hate Tourists NAT S4 5146 Starve The_Poor NAT S5 5794 The Cat BBT Officials from Italy: referee Pierluigi Collina assistant referee #1 Mauro Fiori assistant referee #2 Maurizio Padovan Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the kick-off! Min 1: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: Matt Ryan (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough. Min 3: ENG excellent effort by Dave Lister ... ... is just palmed away by GK Absorbing Man! Min 4: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Edmund Blackadder, whose excellent chance ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Absorbing Man! Min 6: ENG excellent long-range shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 6: GER excellent long-range shot by W. Sandoval ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 1 - ENG 0 Min 7: Gerda Glabrezu (GER DF) goes down inside ENG's penalty box ... ... referee Collina waves play on. Min 9: GER excellent shot by _. Carcharoth ... ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be few meters offside! Min 11: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Collina awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Absorbing Man! Min 11: Clara Oswald (ENG FW) punches Gerda Glabrezu ... ... referee Collina shows Oswald a yellow card! Min 14: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Gerda Glabrezu, whose excellent long shot ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 2 - ENG 0 Min 16: GER excellent volley by Matt Ryan ... ... is headed clear by MF Flog Dissidents! Min 18: GER excellent shot by _. Carcharoth ... ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 18: GER excellent long-range shot by Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu ... ... assistant referee Padovan hastily flags the play to be offside! Min 19: ENG excellent volley by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is headed clear by MF Tashy Soonchild! Min 19: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Flog Dissidents, whose excellent shot ... ... is just palmed away by GK Absorbing Man! Min 20: Dave Podmore (ENG DF) is pushed aside by Gerda Glabrezu (GER DF). Min 21: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) forces a bad pass from Dave Podmore (ENG DF). Min 25: ENG excellent long-range shot by Dave Podmore ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 28: ENG excellent shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... is punted upfield by DF Cindy Pathiratna! Min 28: ENG excellent chance by Trash Health_Service ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Absorbing Man! Min 29: GER excellent chance by W. Sandoval ... ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be just offside! Min 30: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Aleksandra Mangalis, whose excellent attempt ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 32: GER excellent attempt by Matt Ryan ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Arnold Rimmer! Min 39: GER excellent long-range shot by Gerda Glabrezu ... ... is just palmed away by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 40: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross is deflected to Dave Lister, whose excellent volley ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 2 - ENG 1 Min 41: ENG excellent attempt by Lord Flashheart ... ... is held comfortably by GK Absorbing Man! Min 43: ENG excellent long-range shot by Dave Podmore ... ... is turned onto the bar by GK Absorbing Man! Min 44: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) is pushed aside by Flog Dissidents (ENG MF). Min 45: ENG excellent long-range shot by Dave Lister ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Gerda Glabrezu! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: GER 2 - ENG 1 [ 8 - 9 (1 fk) ] Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas shouts orders in GER's locker room ... he wants to sub out DF Cindy Pathiratna ... Cindy Pathiratna goes to shower and Hilda von_Hate takes her place. he wants to sub out DF F. Wendy ... F. Wendy goes to shower and Quentin Quylthulg takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina gets the second half on the way! Min 46: GER excellent chance by Tashy Soonchild ... ... is headed clear by MF Lord Flashheart! Min 48: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) boots the ball out of reach of Tashy Soonchild (GER MF). Min 49: ENG excellent long-range shot by Clara Oswald ... ... is smothered by GK Absorbing Man! Min 49: GER excellent volley by Aleksandra Mangalis ... ... assistant referee Fiori judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 52: ENG excellent volley by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 2 - ENG 2 Min 52: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Hilda von_Hate, whose excellent long shot ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 3 - ENG 2 Min 54: GER excellent shot by N. Scholtes ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 54: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Lord Flashheart, whose excellent header ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Elect Trump is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 3 - ENG 3 Min 54: Elect Carpet_Head (ENG GK) elbows Quentin Quylthulg ... ... referee Collina shows Carpet_Head a yellow card! Min 59: N. Scholtes (GER MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 59: Dave Podmore (ENG DF) elbows Quentin Quylthulg ... ... referee Collina exchanges few words with Podmore. Min 59: Edmund Blackadder (ENG FW) tackles violently Quentin Quylthulg ... ... referee Collina shows Blackadder a yellow card! Min 60: GER excellent header by Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu ... ... is punted upfield by FW Edmund Blackadder! Min 61: ENG excellent chance by Trash Health_Service ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Gerda Glabrezu! Min 63: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose excellent attempt ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Absorbing Man! Min 67: Hilda von_Hate (GER DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... ... referee Collina awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot is scrambled over the bar by GK Absorbing Man! Min 70: ENG excellent volley by Trash Health_Service ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: GER 3 - ENG 4 Min 70: GER starts using long ball. Min 70: W. Sandoval (GER MF) drops back. Min 70: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) drops back. Min 70: Matt Ryan (GER MF) switches to play FW and positions normally. Min 70: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) positions normally. Min 70: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) positions normally. Min 70: N. Scholtes (GER MF) switches to play FW. Min 72: ENG good long-range shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 72: ENG good long shot by Dave Podmore ... ... hits the post! Min 74: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Trash Health_Service, whose excellent volley ... ... is held comfortably by GK Absorbing Man! Min 76: Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) orders his team to play rough. Min 77: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu, whose excellent shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... W. Sandoval is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 4 - ENG 4 Min 77: Hilda von_Hate (GER DF) trips Flog Dissidents just outside the box ... ... referee Collina awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot dips over the bar! Min 77: GER adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 77: Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) orders his team to play normally. Min 77: W. Sandoval (GER MF) positions normally. Min 77: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) positions normally. Min 77: Matt Ryan (GER FW) switches to play MF and drops back. Min 77: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) drops back. Min 77: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) drops back. Min 77: N. Scholtes (GER FW) switches to play MF. Min 79: GER excellent volley by _. Carcharoth ... ... assistant referee Fiori judges the play to be clearly offside! Min 81: Lord Flashheart (ENG MF) punches Tashy Soonchild ... ... referee Collina shows Flashheart a yellow card! Min 83: ENG excellent chance by Flog Dissidents ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Arnold Rimmer is credited with the assist. ... score now: GER 4 - ENG 5 Min 83: GER starts using long ball. Min 83: Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) orders his team to play rough. Min 83: W. Sandoval (GER MF) drops back. Min 83: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) drops back. Min 83: Matt Ryan (GER MF) switches to play FW and positions normally. Min 83: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) positions normally. Min 83: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) positions normally. Min 83: N. Scholtes (GER MF) switches to play FW. Min 83: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 83: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally. Min 86: Absorbing Man (GER GK) smothers the ball outside the penalty box ... ... referee Collina shows Man a yellow card! Min 86: Absorbing Man (GER GK) starts playing passively. Min 87: GER good long-range shot by Hilda von_Hate ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 89: ENG desperate attempt by Edmund Blackadder ... ... is headed clear by DF Hilda von_Hate! Min 90: Arnold Rimmer (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leave_The EU enters the field. Min 92: GER promising volley by N. Scholtes ... ... is held comfortably by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Collina blows the final whistle! Final score: GER 4 - ENG 5 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ GER vs ENG: 4 - 5 [ 15 - 18 (3 fk) ] GER (L) GK Absorbing Man (-5:0 0 0 11) YC DF Quentin Quylthulg (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 DF Hilda von_Hate (1:2 0 1 0) entered @45 DF Cindy Pathiratna (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 DF Gerda Glabrezu (1:2 0 2 0) DF F. Wendy (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 MF < Tashy Soonchild (0:0 0 1 0) MF < W. Sandoval (1:2 1 0 0) MF < Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (1:2 1 0 0) FW Matt Ryan (0:0 0 0 0) FW _. Carcharoth (0:3 0 0 0) FW Aleksandra Mangalis (0:2 0 0 0) FW N. Scholtes (0:2 0 0 0) ENG (S) GK Elect Carpet_Head (-4:0 0 0 3) YC DF Dave Podmore (0:3 0 0 0) DF Leave_The EU (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arnold Rimmer (0:0 1 1 0) subbed @90 MF < Elect Trump (0:3 1 0 0) MF Lord Flashheart (1:2 0 1 0) YC MF < Flog Dissidents (1:4 0 1 0) FW < Edmund Blackadder (1:2 0 1 0) YC FW < Dave Lister (1:2 0 0 0) FW < Elect Fascists (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Trash Health_Service (1:4 0 0 0) FW < Clara Oswald (0:1 0 0 0) YC Three stars of the match are: *** GER DF G. Glabrezu ** GER MF Q. Qlzqqlzuu * GER MF W. Sandoval Offsides: GER: 6 ENG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** 5th Place Match: Team USA (#1 seed) (#2 in B) vs Italy (#3 seed) (#2 in C) 118967 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 28223111 Starting lineups ---------------- USA (L) Coach The Usual Suspects GK 5643 E. Nomine DJ SW 5503 Bob Locker WAC DF 5798 Jeka Power PDX DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO MF < 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO MF ^ 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF ^ 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW < 5504 The Hulkette WAC FW 5495 The Riot MMO FW > 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S1 5305 Lot Swife WAC S2 5120 Arrowz HidesInSh MMO S3 5003 DJ Tiesto DJ S4 5676 _. Vociferous MMO S5 5494 Sisiphous Monk MMO ITA (B) Coach Paolo Petroni GK 4792 Anna Calvi SIN DF 5955 Gokce Kilincer SIN DF 5822 Yasmine Hamdan SIN MF 5848 Rhiannon Giddens SIN MF 5661 Rioghnach Connolly SIN MF 5301 Leyla McCalla SIN MF 5127 Silvia PerezCruz SIN MF 5804 Monica Martin SIN MF 4950 Emel Mathlouthi SIN FW 5901 Mon Laferte SIN FW 5475 La Yegros SIN S1 5616 Aline Frazao SIN S2 5596 Ozlem Bulut SIN S3 4655 Patrizia Laquidara SIN Officials from Brazil: referee Joao Araujo assistant referee #1 Paulo Alves assistant referee #2 Arnaldo Pinto Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the kick-off! Min 1: A Desdemona (USA FW) positions normally. Min 1: >>> Paolo shakes hands with the Usual Suspects Min 1: Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Yasmine Hamdan (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Rhiannon Giddens (ITA MF) drops back. Min 1: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) pushes forward. Min 1: Monica Martin (ITA MF) drops back. Min 1: Emel Mathlouthi (ITA MF) drops back. Min 1: Mon Laferte (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: La Yegros (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: _ Rank1 (USA FW) is getting marked by Gokce Kilincer. Min 1: A Desdemona (USA FW) is getting marked by Yasmine Hamdan. Min 1: ITA decent long-range shot by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK E. Nomine! Min 1: ITA promising attempt by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK E. Nomine! Min 1: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) tackles violently Yasmine Hamdan ... ... referee Araujo shows Aprayer a yellow card! Min 4: USA excellent long-range shot by Bob Locker ... ... is held comfortably by GK Anna Calvi! Min 5: USA excellent effort by A Desdemona ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Emel Mathlouthi! Min 5: Emel Mathlouthi (ITA MF) goes down just outside USA's penalty box ... ... referee Araujo waves play on. Min 7: USA excellent effort by The Hulkette ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 1 - ITA 0 Min 7: ITA decent attempt by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is calmly cleared by MF Amber Doombringer! Min 9: Rhiannon Giddens (ITA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 13: ITA mediocre attempt by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... is headed clear by DF Jeka Power! Min 19: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to Ian Incredible, whose good volley ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: USA 2 - ITA 0 Min 19: Leyla McCalla (ITA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 19: USA adopts stalling tactic. Min 19: Amber Doombringer (USA MF) switches to play DF. Min 19: Anne Aprayer (USA MF) drops back. Min 19: The Hulkette (USA FW) switches to play MF. Min 19: The Riot (USA FW) drops back. Min 19: A Desdemona (USA FW) drops back. Min 19: _ Rank1 (USA FW) switches to play MF and drops back. Min 19: Ian Incredible (USA MF) drops back. Min 22: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) robs the ball from The Hulkette (USA MF). Min 23: Bob Locker (USA SW) is just tackled by Emel Mathlouthi (ITA MF). Min 28: ITA really difficult long-range shot by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 29: ITA really difficult effort by Leyla McCalla ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Ian Incredible! Min 40: ITA hopeless volley by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... is headed clear by FW The Riot! Min 43: ITA really difficult long-range shot by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: USA 2 - ITA 0 [ 3 - 4 ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF) boots the ball out of reach of Anne Aprayer (USA MF). Min 47: ITA beat the trap with a quick pass to Mon Laferte, whose hopeless effort ... ... is saved easily by GK E. Nomine! Min 51: USA mediocre attempt by Ian Incredible ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Rhiannon Giddens! Min 51: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) is just tackled by Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF). Min 59: ITA make a quick pass to Rhiannon Giddens, whose really difficult volley ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK E. Nomine! Min 60: Yasmine Hamdan (ITA DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Aline Frazao enters the field. Min 60: Aline Frazao (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 61: A Desdemona (USA FW) is getting marked by Aline Frazao. Min 61: ITA desperate long-range shot by Monica Martin ... ... hits the bar! Min 62: ITA really difficult attempt by Silvia PerezCruz ... ... is punted upfield by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 66: Rioghnach Connolly (ITA MF) punches A Desdemona ... ... referee Araujo shows Connolly a yellow card! Min 68: ITA make a quick pass to Silvia PerezCruz, whose desperate volley ... ... is saved easily by GK E. Nomine! Min 68: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) dives just outside ITA's penalty box ... ... referee Araujo waves play on. Min 68: Anna Calvi (ITA GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 9 cans of cool spray get her back to the field. Min 73: Amber Doombringer (USA DF) tackles violently Aline Frazao ... ... referee Araujo shows Doombringer a yellow card! Min 75: ITA desperate effort by Rhiannon Giddens ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Anne Aprayer! Min 79: USA difficult chance by The Hulkette ... ... is headed clear by MF Rioghnach Connolly! Min 84: ITA desperate long-range shot by Emel Mathlouthi ... ... is saved easily by GK E. Nomine! Min 86: ITA really difficult chance by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... is headed clear by SW Bob Locker! Min 90: ITA desperate effort by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... assistant referee Pinto judges the play to be marginally offside! Min 90: >>> Paolo congratulates with the Usual Suspects Min 90: Aline Frazao (ITA DF) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Ozlem Bulut enters the field. Min 90: Monica Martin (ITA MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Patrizia Laquidara enters the field. Min 90: Patrizia Laquidara (ITA MF) drops back. Min 91: Ozlem Bulut (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 92: A Desdemona (USA FW) is getting marked by Ozlem Bulut. Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo blows the final whistle! Final score: USA 2 - ITA 0 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ USA vs ITA: 2 - 0 [ 3 - 10 ] USA (S) GK E. Nomine (0:0 0 0 6) SW Bob Locker (0:1 0 1 0) DF Jeka Power (0:0 0 1 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (0:0 0 1 0) DF < Amber Doombringer (0:0 0 1 0) YC MF < Anne Aprayer (0:0 0 1 0) YC MF < The Hulkette (1:1 0 0 0) MF < _ Rank1 (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Ian Incredible (1:1 0 1 0) FW < The Riot (0:0 0 1 0) FW < A Desdemona (0:0 0 0 0) ITA (B) GK Anna Calvi (-2:0 0 0 1) DF Gokce Kilincer (0:0 0 0 0) marked _. Rank1 DF Yasmine Hamdan (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @60 marked A. Desdemona DF Ozlem Bulut (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 marked A. Desdemona DF Aline Frazao (0:0 0 0 0) entered @60 subbed @90 marked A. Desdemona MF < Rhiannon Giddens (0:1 0 1 0) MF Rioghnach Connolly (0:1 0 1 0) YC MF Leyla McCalla (0:0 0 0 0) MF > Silvia PerezCruz (0:5 0 0 0) MF < Monica Martin (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 MF < Emel Mathlouthi (0:1 0 1 0) MF < Patrizia Laquidara (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 FW < Mon Laferte (0:1 0 0 0) FW < La Yegros (0:0 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** USA GK E. Nomine ** USA FW I. Incredible * USA FW T. Hulkette Offsides: USA: 0 ITA: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** 7th Place Match: Netherlands (#2 seed) (#1 in C) vs Turkey (#4 seed) (#2 in A) 109419 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 165442 Starting lineups ---------------- HOL (L) Coach The CowMen GK 5467 Neisseria Gonorrhoea MAM SW 5647 Il Trap IFE DF 5464 Mattia deSkiIgloo IFE DF 5184 Lassa Fever MAM DF 5293 Daniele DeRossiNero IFE MF 5327 Hemorrhagic Fever MAM MF 5468 Treponema Pallidum MAM FW 5648 GiYoungLuca VialLee IFE FW 5465 Grazi MuccaUomoPelle IFE FW 5328 Francisel Tularensi MAM FW 5114 Dino GilarDoni IFE S1 5861 Leo SpinaciRucola IFE S2 < 4943 Mario BallOnoTelly IFE S3 < 5674 Epiderm Verruciform MAM S4 5223 Zenga Zenga IFE S5 < 5144 Black Death MAM TUR Coach Henri Farhi GK 5667 _. Dogmatix BGS SW 5486 _. Asterix BGS DF 5966 Claire Augustus BGS DF 5605 Sargeant Schlock BGS DF 5313 _ Obelix BGS DF 5131 Tai Hubbert BGS MF 5552 Luann DeGroot BGS MF 5399 Captain Snoopy BGS MF 5132 Marigold Farmer BGS FW 5854 Veronica Reed BGS FW 5314 _ Fantasio BGS S1 5853 Raven Pritchard BGS S2 4961 Kevyn Andreyasn BGS S3 4960 Kaff Tagon BGS S4 4802 _. Idefix BGS S5 5067 Roy Greenhilt BGS Officials from Luxemburg: referee Roger Philippi assistant referee #1 Norbert Gross assistant referee #2 Henri Reuter Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Philippi signals the kick-off! Min 1: Hemorrhagic Fever (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: Treponema Pallidum (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: HOL decent long-range shot by Daniele DeRossiNero ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Mattia deSkiIgloo is credited with the assist. ... score now: HOL 1 - TUR 0 Min 1: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough. Min 4: _ Obelix (TUR DF) goes down just outside HOL's penalty box ... ... referee Philippi waves play on. Min 5: TUR really difficult long-range shot by _ Fantasio ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 6: Lassa Fever (HOL DF) trips _. Asterix just outside the box ... ... referee Philippi awards TUR a direct free kick! ... _ Fantasio takes the kick ... ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 1 - TUR 1 Min 6: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally. Min 7: HOL mediocre chance by GiYoungLuca VialLee ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 2 - TUR 1 Min 7: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough. Min 8: HOL mediocre effort by Francisel Tularensi ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Tai Hubbert! Min 9: Il Trap (HOL SW) trips Sargeant Schlock just outside the box ... ... referee Philippi awards TUR a direct free kick! ... _ Fantasio takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved with a gentle burp by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 11: TUR really difficult shot by Luann DeGroot ... ... is headed clear by DF Mattia deSkiIgloo! Min 14: _ Obelix (TUR DF) trips GiYoungLuca VialLee just outside the box ... ... referee Philippi awards HOL a direct free kick! ... Grazi MuccaUomoPelle takes the kick ... ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 3 - TUR 1 Min 14: TUR begins pressing forward. Min 15: _ Obelix (TUR DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Philippi awards HOL a direct free kick! ... Grazi MuccaUomoPelle takes the kick ... ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 16: TUR mediocre shot by Luann DeGroot ... ... is saved with a smile by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 18: _. Asterix (TUR SW) steals the ball from GiYoungLuca VialLee (HOL FW). Min 20: HOL good chance by Grazi MuccaUomoPelle ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Asterix! Min 21: HOL good effort by Francisel Tularensi ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 25: TUR difficult effort by Marigold Farmer ... ... is calmly cleared by DF Mattia deSkiIgloo! Min 27: Dino GilarDoni (HOL FW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 8 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 29: TUR mediocre effort by _ Fantasio ... ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!! ... Luann DeGroot is credited with the assist. ... score now: HOL 3 - TUR 2 Min 29: TUR discards their tactics. Min 30: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) goes down just outside HOL's penalty box ... ... referee Philippi waves play on. Min 31: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Daniele DeRossiNero ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 31: TUR begins pressing forward. Min 32: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Raven Pritchard enters the field. Min 34: HOL good attempt by Treponema Pallidum ... ... is headed clear by DF Sargeant Schlock! Min 35: HOL excellent attempt by Grazi MuccaUomoPelle ... ... assistant referee Reuter judges the play to be barely offside! Min 35: TUR mediocre long-range shot by Raven Pritchard ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 37: TUR really difficult effort by Captain Snoopy ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 38: TUR difficult shot by Raven Pritchard ... ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Il Trap! Min 38: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) punches Grazi MuccaUomoPelle ... ... referee Philippi exchanges few words with Reed. Min 39: HOL good effort by GiYoungLuca VialLee ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 43: TUR mediocre effort by Luann DeGroot ... ... is headed clear by MF Hemorrhagic Fever! Min 44: Il Trap (HOL SW) robs the ball from Raven Pritchard (TUR MF). Min 44: _ Obelix (TUR DF) trips Il Trap just outside the box ... ... referee Philippi awards HOL a direct free kick! ... Grazi MuccaUomoPelle takes the kick ... ... the shot clips the bar! Min 46: TUR mediocre long-range shot by _. Asterix ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Philippi signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: HOL 3 - TUR 2 [ 6 (3 fk) - 6 (2 fk) ] Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Philippi gets the second half on the way! Min 49: TUR difficult chance by Luann DeGroot ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 50: HOL good long shot by Mattia deSkiIgloo ... ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 4 - TUR 2 Min 50: HOL promising long-range shot by Lassa Fever ... ... flies a couple of yards wide! Min 51: TUR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Veronica Reed ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Obelix, whose mediocre long shot ... ... is well wide! Min 53: TUR mediocre shot by Raven Pritchard ... ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Il Trap! Min 54: HOL good long-range shot by Lassa Fever ... ... is saved easily by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 57: HOL excellent chance by Francisel Tularensi ... ... is deflected inches wide by DF Claire Augustus! Min 58: TUR mediocre long shot by Tai Hubbert ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 59: HOL promising long shot by Daniele DeRossiNero ... ... is held comfortably by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 60: HOL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mattia deSkiIgloo ... ... the cross is deflected to Grazi MuccaUomoPelle, whose good volley ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 60: Lassa Fever (HOL DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leo SpinaciRucola enters the field. Min 60: GiYoungLuca VialLee (HOL FW) switches to play MF and drops back. Min 66: Grazi MuccaUomoPelle (HOL FW) forces a bad pass from _ Obelix (TUR DF). Min 69: HOL promising long-range shot by Leo SpinaciRucola ... ... is headed clear by SW _. Asterix! Min 71: HOL promising effort by Francisel Tularensi ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 5 - TUR 2 Min 71: TUR adopts stalling tactic. Min 71: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to take it easy. Min 71: Raven Pritchard (TUR MF) drops back. Min 71: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) drops back. Min 71: Captain Snoopy (TUR MF) drops back. Min 71: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) drops back. Min 71: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) drops back. Min 74: TUR hopeless long-range shot by Veronica Reed ... ... is calmly cleared by DF Daniele DeRossiNero! Min 78: _. Asterix (TUR SW) boots the ball out of reach of Il Trap (HOL SW). Min 80: Neisseria Gonorrhoea (HOL GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Zenga Zenga enters the field. Min 85: HOL desperate long-range shot by Francisel Tularensi ... ... is held comfortably by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 85: Raven Pritchard (TUR MF) boots the ball out of reach of Treponema Pallidum (HOL MF). Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Philippi blows the final whistle! Final score: HOL 5 - TUR 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ HOL vs TUR: 5 - 2 [ 13 (3 fk) - 9 (2 fk) ] HOL (L) GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea (-2:0 0 0 5) subbed @80 GK Zenga Zenga (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 SW Il Trap (0:0 0 2 0) DF Leo SpinaciRucola (0:0 0 0 0) entered @60 DF Mattia deSkiIgloo (1:1 1 2 0) DF Lassa Fever (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @60 DF Daniele DeRossiNero (1:3 0 1 0) MF < Hemorrhagic Fever (0:0 0 1 0) MF < GiYoungLuca VialLee (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Treponema Pallidum (0:0 0 0 0) FW Grazi MuccaUomoPelle (1:5 0 0 0) FW Francisel Tularensi (1:3 0 0 0) FW Dino GilarDoni (0:0 0 0 0) TUR (S) GK _. Dogmatix (-5:0 0 0 6) SW _. Asterix (0:1 0 2 0) DF Claire Augustus (0:0 0 1 0) DF Sargeant Schlock (0:0 0 1 0) DF _ Obelix (0:1 0 0 0) DF Tai Hubbert (0:1 0 1 0) MF < Raven Pritchard (0:1 0 0 0) entered @32 MF < Luann DeGroot (0:2 1 0 0) MF < Captain Snoopy (0:1 0 0 0) MF Marigold Farmer (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @32 FW < Veronica Reed (0:0 0 0 0) FW < _ Fantasio (2:4 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** HOL DF M. deSkiIgloo ** TUR FW _. Fantasio * HOL MF D. DeRossiNero Offsides: HOL: 1 TUR: 0