From: Timo Ojala Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2018 00:31:48 +0200 Subject: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #1 Champ Pool MOTW WC - Playoffs #1 Champ Pool MOTW (Quarter-Finals) ------------------------------------------------- 1 ROB - USA 2 ENG - TUR 3 HOL - GER 4 IRL - ITA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Playoffs #1: The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A) vs Team USA (#1 seed) (#2 in B) 105504 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 8162454 Starting lineups ---------------- ROB (B) Coach iRobot GK 5690 Robot S01 SSS SW 5731 Robot U03 UUU DF 5730 Robot U05 UUU DF 5713 Robot T06 TTT DF 5694 Robot S05 SSS MF 5701 Robot S11 SSS MF 5741 Robot U10 UUU MF 5719 Robot T13 TTT FW < 5723 Robot T17 TTT FW < 5706 Robot S17 SSS FW < 5737 Robot U17 UUU S1 5702 Robot S12 SSS S2 5718 Robot T07 TTT S3 5870 Robot S19 SSS S4 5708 Robot T01 TTT S5 5726 Robot U01 UUU USA (O) Coach The Usual Suspects GK 5494 Sisiphous Monk MMO SW 5503 Bob Locker WAC DF 5798 Jeka Power PDX DF 5121 Minstral Skumbag MMO DF 5296 Amber Doombringer MMO ordered to mark R. T17 MF 5472 Bob Robert PDX MF ^ 5148 Anne Aprayer WAC MF ^ 4954 Ian Incredible WAC FW 5495 The Riot MMO FW 5300 A Desdemona PDX FW 5138 _ Rank1 DJ S1 5305 Lot Swife WAC S2 5120 Arrowz HidesInSh MMO S3 5412 A. Volcano PDX S4 5676 _. Vociferous MMO Officials from Canada: referee Mike Seifert assistant referee #1 Jean Godon assistant referee #2 Martin Reid Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert signals the kick-off! Min 1: Robot T17 (ROB FW) is getting marked by Amber Doombringer. Min 1: USA promising header by The Riot ... ... is punted upfield by MF Robot U10! Min 1: ROB excellent header by Robot U17 ... ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Anne Aprayer! Min 1: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot S11 ... ... the cross finds Robot S17, whose excellent chance ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... Robot S11 is credited with the assist. ... score now: ROB 1 - USA 0 Min 1: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot U17 ... ... is held comfortably by GK Sisiphous Monk! Min 1: ROB discards their tactics. Min 1: Robot T17 (ROB FW) positions normally. Min 1: Robot S17 (ROB FW) positions normally. Min 1: Robot U17 (ROB FW) positions normally. Min 8: USA mediocre long-range shot by Jeka Power ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Robot S01! Min 9: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Rank1, whose difficult shot ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Robot S01! Min 9: USA mediocre header by Bob Locker ... ... is smothered by GK Robot S01! Min 9: ROB promising chance by Robot U17 ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Robot T13 is credited with the assist. ... score now: ROB 2 - USA 0 Min 11: ROB good header by Robot U17 ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ROB 3 - USA 0 Min 11: ROB adopts stalling tactic. Min 11: Manager iRobot (ROB) orders his team to take it easy. Min 11: Robot U03 (ROB SW) starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot U05 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot T06 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot S05 (ROB DF) starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot S11 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot U10 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot T13 (ROB MF) switches to play DF and starts playing passively. Min 11: Robot T17 (ROB FW) drops back. Min 11: Robot S17 (ROB FW) drops back. Min 11: Robot U17 (ROB FW) drops back. Min 20: Amber Doombringer (USA DF) easily intercepts a pass from Robot U10 (ROB MF). Min 21: USA mediocre chance by Bob Locker ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Robot T13! Min 24: USA difficult volley by Bob Robert ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot S01! Min 25: USA really difficult long-range shot by Bob Robert ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Robot S01! Min 30: USA mediocre volley by _ Rank1 ... ... is easily blocked by FW Robot U17! Min 30: Robot S05 (ROB DF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Amber Doombringer (USA DF). Min 31: Minstral Skumbag (USA DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Seifert shows Skumbag a yellow card! Min 32: ROB really difficult chance by Robot U17 ... ... is deflected onto the post by DF Minstral Skumbag! Min 37: Robot U03 (ROB SW) is firmly stopped by Bob Locker (USA SW). Min 39: Bob Locker (USA SW) is confidently tackled by Robot S17 (ROB FW). Min 44: ROB desperate header by Robot T17 ... ... is deflected onto the post by MF Ian Incredible! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ROB 3 - USA 0 [ 4 - 5 ] Manager iRobot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ... he wants to sub out GK Robot S01 ... Robot S01 goes to shower and Robot T01 takes his place. FW Robot U17 switches to play DF and positions normally. he wants to sub out DF Robot U17 ... Robot U17 goes to shower and Robot S12 takes his place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert gets the second half on the way! Min 51: USA really difficult chance by Bob Robert ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Robot T01! Min 55: USA desperate header by The Riot ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Robot T06! Min 57: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by The Riot ... ... the cross finds _ Rank1, whose really difficult header ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot T01! Min 60: USA really difficult long-range shot by The Riot ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 69: ROB desperate shot by Robot T17 ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Amber Doombringer! Min 71: A Desdemona (USA FW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Seifert shows Desdemona a yellow card! Min 72: USA really difficult long-range shot by A Desdemona ... ... is punted upfield by DF Robot S12! Min 73: USA desperate chance by _ Rank1 ... ... dips over the bar! Min 77: Robot T17 (ROB FW) elbows Minstral Skumbag ... ... referee Seifert shows T17 a yellow card! Min 78: USA really difficult long-range shot by The Riot ... ... is easily blocked by FW Robot S17! Min 78: The Riot (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 89: USA difficult chance by _ Rank1 ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Robot U03! Min 90: Robot T01 (ROB GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Robot U01 enters the field. Min 91: Pheeeep! Referee Seifert blows the final whistle! Final score: ROB 3 - USA 0 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ROB vs USA: 3 - 0 [ 4 - 9 ] ROB (S) GK Robot S01 (0:0 0 0 5) subbed @45 GK Robot T01 (0:0 0 0 2) entered @45 subbed @90 GK Robot U01 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 SW Robot U03 (0:0 0 1 0) DF Robot U05 (0:0 0 0 0) DF Robot T06 (0:0 0 1 0) DF Robot S05 (0:0 0 0 0) DF Robot T13 (0:0 1 1 0) DF Robot S12 (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 DF Robot U17 (2:3 0 1 0) subbed @45 MF < Robot S11 (0:0 1 0 0) MF < Robot U10 (0:0 0 1 0) FW < Robot T17 (0:0 0 0 0) YC FW < Robot S17 (1:1 0 1 0) USA (O) GK Sisiphous Monk (-3:0 0 0 1) SW Bob Locker (0:1 0 0 0) DF Jeka Power (0:1 0 0 0) DF Minstral Skumbag (0:0 0 1 0) YC DF Amber Doombringer (0:0 0 1 0) marked R. T17 MF Bob Robert (0:3 0 0 0) MF ^ Anne Aprayer (0:0 0 1 0) MF ^ Ian Incredible (0:0 0 1 0) FW The Riot (0:1 0 0 0) FW A Desdemona (0:0 0 0 0) YC FW _ Rank1 (0:3 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** ROB FW R. U17 ** ROB GK R. S01 * ROB FW R. S17 Offsides: ROB: 0 USA: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Playoffs #1: England (#2 seed) (#1 in B) vs Turkey (#4 seed) (#2 in A) 107459 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 414551 Starting lineups ---------------- ENG (B) Coach Ron Manager GK 5977 Elect Carpet_Head NAT DF 5833 Dave Podmore BBT DF 5845 Murder Atheists NAT DF 5459 Arnold Rimmer BBT MF < 5659 Elect Trump NAT MF 5312 Lord Flashheart BBT MF 5298 Flog Dissidents NAT FW < 5460 Dave Lister BBT FW < 5471 Elect Fascists NAT FW < 5299 Trash Health_Service NAT FW < 5112 Clara Oswald BBT S1 5658 Leave_The EU NAT S2 5111 Stewart Pearson BBT S3 5846 Hate Tourists NAT S4 < 5640 Edmund Blackadder BBT S5 5794 The Cat BBT TUR (O) Coach Henri Farhi GK 5667 _. Dogmatix BGS SW 5486 _. Asterix BGS DF 5966 Claire Augustus BGS DF 5605 Sargeant Schlock BGS DF 5313 _ Obelix BGS DF 5131 Tai Hubbert BGS MF < 5552 Luann DeGroot BGS MF < 5399 Captain Snoopy BGS MF < 5132 Marigold Farmer BGS FW < 5854 Veronica Reed BGS FW 5314 _ Fantasio BGS S1 5853 Raven Pritchard BGS S2 4960 Kaff Tagon BGS S3 4961 Kevyn Andreyasn BGS S5 5067 Roy Greenhilt BGS Officials from Brazil: referee Joao Araujo assistant referee #1 Paulo Alves assistant referee #2 Arnaldo Pinto Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the kick-off! Min 1: Claire Augustus (TUR DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) positions normally. Min 1: Dave Lister (ENG FW) is getting marked by Claire Augustus. Min 2: ENG difficult volley by Elect Fascists ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 4: _. Asterix (TUR SW) punches Elect Trump ... ... referee Araujo shows Asterix a yellow card! Min 5: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) punches Murder Atheists ... ... referee Araujo exchanges few words with Fantasio. Min 7: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Lord Flashheart, whose difficult effort ... ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 1 - TUR 0 Min 7: TUR adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 7: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough. Min 7: Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF) pushes forward. Min 7: _ Obelix (TUR DF) pushes forward. Min 7: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 7: Captain Snoopy (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 7: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 7: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) drops back. Min 7: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) drops back. Min 8: TUR excellent volley by Captain Snoopy ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 9: ENG excellent long-range shot by Elect Fascists ... ... is smothered by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 10: TUR excellent long-range shot by Sargeant Schlock ... ... is held comfortably by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 10: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Araujo awards ENG a direct free kick! ... Elect Trump takes the kick ... ... the shot hits the post! Min 15: ENG excellent volley by Dave Lister ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Asterix! Min 20: TUR excellent chance by _ Fantasio ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Arnold Rimmer! Min 23: Tai Hubbert (TUR DF) heads the ball away from Murder Atheists (ENG DF). Min 25: _. Asterix (TUR SW) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 12 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 27: ENG excellent shot by Elect Fascists ... ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... Trash Health_Service is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 2 - TUR 0 Min 30: TUR excellent long-range shot by _ Fantasio ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Arnold Rimmer! Min 32: TUR good effort by Luann DeGroot ... ... assistant referee Alves judges the play to be just offside! Min 32: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Lord Flashheart, whose excellent shot ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 32: Lord Flashheart (ENG MF) robs the ball from _. Asterix (TUR SW). Min 34: ENG good volley by Flog Dissidents ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Asterix! Min 37: _. Asterix (TUR SW) goes down just outside ENG's penalty box ... ... referee Araujo stuns the crowd by awarding TUR a direct free kick! ... _ Fantasio takes the kick ... ... the shot hits the bar! Min 38: ENG excellent header by Lord Flashheart ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 38: ENG excellent long-range shot by Elect Trump ... ... is held comfortably by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 44: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Clara Oswald, whose excellent volley ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 46: TUR excellent long-range shot by _ Fantasio ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Luann DeGroot is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 2 - TUR 1 Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: ENG 2 - TUR 1 [ 8 (1 fk) - 4 (1 fk) ] Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ... he wants to sub out FW Clara Oswald ... Clara Oswald goes to shower and Edmund Blackadder takes her place. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo gets the second half on the way! Min 49: ENG good long-range shot by Elect Trump ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW Veronica Reed! Min 49: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ... ... 12 rolls of tape get him back to the field. Min 52: ENG good long-range shot by Flog Dissidents ... ... clips the post! Min 52: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) boots the ball out of reach of Dave Podmore (ENG DF). Min 56: TUR good long-range shot by _ Fantasio ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Murder Atheists! Min 57: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Elect Trump ... ... the cross finds Elect Fascists, whose good chance ... ... is punched to safety by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 57: _. Dogmatix (TUR GK) goes down injured ... ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ... ... 8 cans of cool spray get him back to the field. Min 60: ENG excellent attempt by Elect Fascists ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 61: TUR excellent header by _ Fantasio ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 64: ENG good long shot by Arnold Rimmer ... ... is punched to safety by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 68: Murder Atheists (ENG DF) boots the ball out of reach of _. Asterix (TUR SW). Min 70: TUR excellent volley by Captain Snoopy ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: ENG 2 - TUR 2 Min 70: ENG excellent chance by Elect Fascists ... ... is punted upfield by SW _. Asterix! Min 70: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough. Min 70: TUR starts playing opportunistic. Min 70: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally. Min 70: Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF) positions normally. Min 70: _ Obelix (TUR DF) positions normally. Min 70: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) drops back. Min 70: Captain Snoopy (TUR MF) drops back. Min 70: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) drops back. Min 70: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) positions normally. Min 70: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) positions normally. Min 72: ENG decent header by Lord Flashheart ... ... is blocked in the last second by DF Claire Augustus! Min 74: TUR promising shot by _ Fantasio ... ... is headed clear by MF Lord Flashheart! Min 74: TUR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sargeant Schlock ... ... the cross is deflected to _ Fantasio, whose decent volley ... ... is punched to safety by GK Elect Carpet_Head! Min 74: TUR decent long-range shot by _ Fantasio ... ... assistant referee Pinto judges the play to be barely offside! Min 80: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) boots the ball out of reach of Murder Atheists (ENG DF). Min 81: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross is deflected to Lord Flashheart, whose decent effort ... ... dips over the bar! Min 82: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Murder Atheists ... ... the cross finds Elect Fascists, whose decent shot ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... Murder Atheists is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 3 - TUR 2 Min 82: ENG adopts stalling tactic. Min 82: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally. Min 82: TUR adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 82: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough. Min 82: Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF) pushes forward. Min 82: _ Obelix (TUR DF) pushes forward. Min 82: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 82: Captain Snoopy (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 82: Marigold Farmer (TUR MF) positions normally. Min 82: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) drops back. Min 82: _ Fantasio (TUR FW) drops back. Min 85: ENG difficult shot by Trash Health_Service ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... Flog Dissidents is credited with the assist. ... score now: ENG 4 - TUR 2 Min 85: Veronica Reed (TUR FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 89: TUR mediocre chance by Tai Hubbert ... ... is calmly cleared by FW Dave Lister! Min 89: Luann DeGroot (TUR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 90: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Lord Flashheart ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK _. Dogmatix! Min 90: Arnold Rimmer (ENG DF) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Leave_The EU enters the field. Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo blows the final whistle! Final score: ENG 4 - TUR 2 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ ENG vs TUR: 4 - 2 [ 16 (1 fk) - 8 (1 fk) ] ENG (S) GK Elect Carpet_Head (-2:0 0 0 3) DF Dave Podmore (0:0 0 0 0) DF Murder Atheists (0:0 1 1 0) DF Leave_The EU (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Arnold Rimmer (0:1 0 2 0) subbed @90 MF < Elect Trump (0:2 0 0 0) MF Lord Flashheart (1:5 0 1 0) MF Flog Dissidents (0:1 1 0 0) FW < Edmund Blackadder (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 FW < Dave Lister (0:0 0 1 0) FW < Elect Fascists (2:6 0 0 0) FW < Trash Health_Service (1:1 1 0 0) FW < Clara Oswald (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 TUR (B) GK _. Dogmatix (-4:0 0 0 5) SW _. Asterix (0:0 0 3 0) YC DF Claire Augustus (0:0 0 1 0) marked D. Lister DF > Sargeant Schlock (0:1 0 0 0) DF > _ Obelix (0:0 0 0 0) DF Tai Hubbert (0:0 0 0 0) MF Luann DeGroot (0:1 1 0 0) MF Captain Snoopy (1:2 0 0 0) MF Marigold Farmer (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Veronica Reed (0:0 0 1 0) FW < _ Fantasio (1:5 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** ENG FW E. Fascists ** ENG FW T. Health_Service * ENG MF L. Flashheart Offsides: ENG: 0 TUR: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Playoffs #1: Netherlands (#2 seed) (#1 in C) vs Germany (#1 seed) (#2 in D) 107679 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 165550 Starting lineups ---------------- HOL (L) Coach The CowMen GK 5467 Neisseria Gonorrhoea MAM SW 5647 Il Trap IFE DF 5464 Mattia deSkiIgloo IFE DF 5184 Lassa Fever MAM DF 5293 Daniele DeRossiNero IFE MF 5327 Hemorrhagic Fever MAM MF 5468 Treponema Pallidum MAM FW 5648 GiYoungLuca VialLee IFE FW 5465 Grazi MuccaUomoPelle IFE FW 5328 Francisel Tularensi MAM FW 5114 Dino GilarDoni IFE S1 5861 Leo SpinaciRucola IFE S2 < 4943 Mario BallOnoTelly IFE S3 < 5674 Epiderm Verruciform MAM S4 5223 Zenga Zenga IFE S5 < 5144 Black Death MAM GER (B) Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas GK 5518 Absorbing Man DMM DF 5907 Hilda von_Hate DMM DF 5302 Cindy Pathiratna SYD MF 5680 Tashy Soonchild SYD MF 5352 W. Sandoval MAS MF 5113 Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu HEL MF 5488 Matt Ryan BOM MF 5358 N. Scholtes MAS FW 5463 _. Carcharoth HEL FW 5303 Aleksandra Mangalis SYD FW 5532 Leap Frog DMM S1 5493 F. Wendy MAS S2 5487 Devonte Adams BOM S3 5749 _. Draughlin HEL S4 5476 Katherine Doyle SYD S5 4941 Quentin Quylthulg HEL Officials from Spain: referee Manuel Diaz-Vega assistant referee #1 Antonio Cardos assistant referee #2 Carlos Martin Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the kick-off! Min 1: Hemorrhagic Fever (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: Treponema Pallidum (HOL MF) drops back. Min 1: Hilda von_Hate (GER DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: Matt Ryan (GER MF) drops back. Min 1: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) drops back. Min 1: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER FW) switches to play MF. Min 1: Leap Frog (GER FW) pushes forward. Min 1: Coach Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) yells at FW Leap Frog to position normally. Min 1: Grazi MuccaUomoPelle (HOL FW) is getting marked by Hilda von_Hate. Min 1: GiYoungLuca VialLee (HOL FW) is getting marked by Cindy Pathiratna. Min 4: GER decent shot by N. Scholtes ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 0 - GER 1 Min 8: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to _. Carcharoth, whose decent chance ... ... is held comfortably by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 10: GER decent header by Matt Ryan ... ... is punted upfield by DF Mattia deSkiIgloo! Min 10: GER good shot by W. Sandoval ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 11: HOL excellent header by Francisel Tularensi ... ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Absorbing Man! Min 11: Lassa Fever (HOL DF) heads the ball away from N. Scholtes (GER MF). Min 14: GER decent long-range shot by Cindy Pathiratna ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 17: GER promising long-range shot by _. Carcharoth ... ... is deflected onto the post by DF Lassa Fever! Min 18: GER promising effort by W. Sandoval ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 20: HOL good long-range shot by Hemorrhagic Fever ... ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Absorbing Man! Min 23: HOL good long-range shot by Treponema Pallidum ... ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Aleksandra Mangalis! Min 25: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Aleksandra Mangalis, whose promising attempt ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 0 - GER 2 Min 25: Absorbing Man (GER GK) starts playing passively. Min 25: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 28: GER decent chance by Leap Frog ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Mattia deSkiIgloo! Min 29: HOL good volley by Francisel Tularensi ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Hilda von_Hate! Min 31: GER decent chance by N. Scholtes ... ... is just palmed away by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 31: GER mediocre long-range shot by Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu ... ... just misses the right hand post! Min 31: Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas (GER) orders his team to play rough. Min 32: HOL promising shot by Dino GilarDoni ... ... is tipped over the bar by GK Absorbing Man! Min 36: GER good effort by Leap Frog ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Il Trap! Min 39: GER promising shot by Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... Tashy Soonchild is credited with the assist. ... score now: HOL 0 - GER 3 Min 39: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) is just tackled by Hemorrhagic Fever (HOL MF). Min 39: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) starts playing passively. Min 39: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 39: W. Sandoval (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 39: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 39: Matt Ryan (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 39: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 39: Leap Frog (GER FW) pushes forward and starts playing passively. Min 40: Leap Frog (GER FW) pushes forward. Min 42: GER decent long-range shot by Hilda von_Hate ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 42: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu, whose mediocre attempt ... ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 42: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 45: Daniele DeRossiNero (HOL DF) robs the ball from N. Scholtes (GER MF). Min 45: GiYoungLuca VialLee (HOL FW) elbows W. Sandoval ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows VialLee a yellow card! Min 45: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: HOL 0 - GER 3 [ 3 - 11 ] Manager The CowMen shouts orders in HOL's locker room ... he wants to sub out DF Lassa Fever ... Lassa Fever goes to shower and Leo SpinaciRucola takes his place. Manager Brett, Eduard, Richard, Sven & Thomas shouts orders in GER's locker room ... he orders his team to play normally. DF Hilda von_Hate wants to come off ... Hilda von_Hate remains in the dressing room ... F. Wendy takes his place. MF Tashy Soonchild drops back. DF F. Wendy gets orders to mark and starts playing passively. MF W. Sandoval drops back. MF Aleksandra Mangalis drops back. MF N. Scholtes drops back. FW Leap Frog drops back. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Grazi MuccaUomoPelle (HOL FW) is getting marked by F. Wendy. Min 46: HOL good effort by Francisel Tularensi ... ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!! ... Mattia deSkiIgloo is credited with the assist. ... score now: HOL 1 - GER 3 Min 46: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) plays normally. Min 46: F. Wendy (GER DF) plays normally. Min 46: W. Sandoval (GER MF) plays normally. Min 46: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) plays normally. Min 46: Matt Ryan (GER MF) plays normally. Min 46: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER MF) plays normally. Min 46: Leap Frog (GER FW) plays normally. Min 51: GER really difficult header by W. Sandoval ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Hemorrhagic Fever! Min 53: GER difficult long-range shot by N. Scholtes ... ... hits the post! Min 54: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross is deflected to Leap Frog, whose difficult header ... ... is just pushed wide by GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea! Min 54: HOL decent long-range shot by Treponema Pallidum ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 56: F. Wendy (GER DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Wendy a yellow card! Min 57: GER difficult attempt by Tashy Soonchild ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 60: Neisseria Gonorrhoea (HOL GK) is told to sub out ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Zenga Zenga enters the field. Min 60: Daniele DeRossiNero (HOL DF) switches to play MF and pushes forward. Min 60: GER adopts stalling tactic. Min 60: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF! Min 60: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) positions normally. Min 60: F. Wendy (GER DF) positions normally. Min 60: N. Scholtes (GER MF) switches to play FW. Min 61: Cindy Pathiratna (GER DF) can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF! Min 62: Cindy Pathiratna (GER) is no longer marking GiYoungLuca VialLee. Min 62: F. Wendy (GER) is no longer marking Grazi MuccaUomoPelle. Min 62: HOL decent chance by Dino GilarDoni ... ... is headed clear by MF Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu! Min 62: GER desperate chance by _. Carcharoth ... ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Hemorrhagic Fever! Min 64: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Daniele DeRossiNero ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Absorbing Man! Min 67: Leap Frog (GER FW) tackles violently Treponema Pallidum ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Frog a yellow card! Min 67: Leap Frog (GER FW) starts playing passively. Min 70: GER desperate effort by N. Scholtes ... ... is punted upfield by SW Il Trap! Min 72: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by W. Sandoval ... ... the cross finds Tashy Soonchild, whose desperate header ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 75: Dino GilarDoni (HOL FW) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Diaz-Vega shows GilarDoni a yellow card! Min 81: Il Trap (HOL SW) boots the ball out of reach of Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF). Min 82: GER really difficult chance by W. Sandoval ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Zenga Zenga! Min 86: _. Carcharoth (GER FW) is nudged away by Francisel Tularensi (HOL FW). Min 87: HOL decent chance by Dino GilarDoni ... ... is punted upfield by MF Aleksandra Mangalis! Min 87: HOL decent long-range shot by Mattia deSkiIgloo ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 89: HOL decent shot by GiYoungLuca VialLee ... ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Absorbing Man! Min 90: Absorbing Man (GER GK) is told to come off ... ... he walks off the pitch ... ... Katherine Doyle enters the field. Min 90: Tashy Soonchild (GER MF) is told to come off ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Devonte Adams enters the field. Min 90: Devonte Adams (GER MF) drops back. Min 92: Leo SpinaciRucola (HOL DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Diaz-Vega awards GER a direct free kick! ... _. Carcharoth takes the kick ... ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... score now: HOL 1 - GER 4 Min 92: Katherine Doyle (GER GK) starts playing passively. Min 92: Devonte Adams (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 92: F. Wendy (GER DF) starts playing passively. Min 92: W. Sandoval (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 92: Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 92: Matt Ryan (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 92: Aleksandra Mangalis (GER MF) starts playing passively. Min 93: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega blows the final whistle! Final score: HOL 1 - GER 4 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ HOL vs GER: 1 - 4 [ 8 - 16 (1 fk) ] HOL (L) GK Neisseria Gonorrhoea (-3:0 0 0 7) subbed @60 GK Zenga Zenga (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @60 SW Il Trap (0:0 0 2 0) DF Leo SpinaciRucola (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 DF Mattia deSkiIgloo (0:1 1 2 0) DF Lassa Fever (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 MF > Daniele DeRossiNero (0:1 0 0 0) MF < Hemorrhagic Fever (0:1 0 2 0) MF < Treponema Pallidum (0:1 0 0 0) FW GiYoungLuca VialLee (0:1 0 0 0) YC FW Grazi MuccaUomoPelle (0:0 0 0 0) FW Francisel Tularensi (1:2 0 0 0) FW Dino GilarDoni (0:1 0 0 0) YC GER (S) GK Absorbing Man (-1:0 0 0 5) subbed @90 GK Katherine Doyle (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 DF Hilda von_Hate (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @45 marked G. MuccaUomoPelle DF Cindy Pathiratna (0:1 0 0 0) marked G. VialLee DF F. Wendy (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 YC marked G. MuccaUomoPelle MF < Tashy Soonchild (0:2 1 0 0) subbed @90 MF < Devonte Adams (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 MF < W. Sandoval (0:3 0 0 0) MF < Qlzqqlzuu Qlzqqlzuu (1:3 0 1 0) MF < Matt Ryan (0:0 0 0 0) MF < Aleksandra Mangalis (1:1 0 2 0) FW < _. Carcharoth (1:2 0 0 0) FW < N. Scholtes (1:3 0 0 0) FW < Leap Frog (0:1 0 0 0) YC Three stars of the match are: *** GER FW A. Mangalis ** GER MF Q. Qlzqqlzuu * GER FW _. Carcharoth Offsides: HOL: 0 GER: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *** WORLD CUP MATCH REPORT *** Playoffs #1: Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#1 in D) vs Italy (#3 seed) (#2 in C) 107689 fans showed up to WEFS Ground Match seed: 74684276 Starting lineups ---------------- IRL Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy GK 5297 _ MOOmintroll MOO DF 5466 Minor Tragedy MAD DF 5496 _ MOOsilage MOO DF 5118 Ep Oxy MOO MF ^ 5656 _ SMOORSH MOO MF 5652 Found Missing MAD MF ^ 5497 Dairy Gible MOO MF 5294 Deeply Superficial MAD MF 5922 Executive Function MAD FW 5653 Civil Engineer MAD FW 5638 Policy Debate MAD S1 5657 Cowvert Operation MOO S2 5250 Stiff Plastic MAD S3 5119 Ox Calibur MOO S4 4944 Lantern Kicker MOO S5 5841 Solid Sieve MAD ITA (B) Coach Paolo Petroni GK 4792 Anna Calvi SIN DF 5955 Gokce Kilincer SIN DF 5822 Yasmine Hamdan SIN DF 5616 Aline Frazao SIN MF 5848 Rhiannon Giddens SIN MF 5661 Rioghnach Connolly SIN MF 5301 Leyla McCalla SIN MF 5127 Silvia PerezCruz SIN MF 4950 Emel Mathlouthi SIN FW 5901 Mon Laferte SIN FW 5475 La Yegros SIN S1 5596 Ozlem Bulut SIN S2 4655 Patrizia Laquidara SIN Officials from Netherlands: referee Dick Jol assistant referee #1 Willem Kok assistant referee #2 Berend Talens Chronology for the match: Min 1: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the kick-off! Min 1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic. Min 1: Minor Tragedy (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: Policy Debate (IRL FW) drops back. Min 1: >>> Paolo shakes hands with Three drunken illiterates Min 1: Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Aline Frazao (ITA DF) gets orders to mark. Min 1: Rioghnach Connolly (ITA MF) drops back. Min 1: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) pushes forward. Min 1: Mon Laferte (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: La Yegros (ITA FW) drops back. Min 1: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) is getting marked by Gokce Kilincer. Min 1: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) is getting marked by Aline Frazao. Min 1: Leyla McCalla (ITA MF) is getting marked by Minor Tragedy. Min 1: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) is getting marked by _ MOOsilage. Min 1: La Yegros (ITA FW) is getting marked by Ep Oxy. Min 1: IRL excellent chance by Found Missing ... ... is headed clear by MF Rioghnach Connolly! Min 2: IRL excellent header by Deeply Superficial ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 3: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards ITA a direct free kick! ... Silvia PerezCruz takes the kick ... ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 4: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 7: IRL excellent long-range shot by Found Missing ... ... bursts the net! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 1 - ITA 0 Min 8: ITA excellent chance by Mon Laferte ... ... is calmly cleared by DF Ep Oxy! Min 13: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Dairy Gible ... ... the cross finds Deeply Superficial, whose excellent chance ... ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!! ... Dairy Gible is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 2 - ITA 0 Min 13: >>> HEY! Some whiskey over here! Min 17: ITA excellent volley by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... is held comfortably by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 18: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) is nudged away by Rioghnach Connolly (ITA MF). Min 18: Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF) boots the ball out of reach of Civil Engineer (IRL FW). Min 22: IRL excellent volley by _ SMOORSH ... ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!! ... Found Missing is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 3 - ITA 0 Min 22: _ MOOsilage (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 22: Ep Oxy (IRL DF) starts playing passively. Min 22: _ SMOORSH (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 22: Found Missing (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 22: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 22: Executive Function (IRL MF) starts playing passively. Min 22: Civil Engineer (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 22: Policy Debate (IRL FW) starts playing passively. Min 23: ITA excellent long-range shot by Gokce Kilincer ... ... misses by a whisker! Min 26: >>> HEY! More beer over here! Min 27: Deeply Superficial (IRL MF) cynically brings down Leyla McCalla ... ... referee Jol shows Superficial a red card! Min 27: >>> Your red clashes with our green. Go away. Min 27: Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF) positions normally. Min 28: Gokce Kilincer (ITA) is no longer marking Deeply Superficial. Min 29: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... ... referee Jol shows PerezCruz a yellow card! Min 31: ITA make a quick pass to Mon Laferte, whose good shot ... ... is fisted away by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 34: ITA make a quick pass to Emel Mathlouthi, whose good chance ... ... is saved easily by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 36: ITA good chance by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... is headed clear by DF Ep Oxy! Min 40: ITA excellent long shot by Yasmine Hamdan ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 40: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack! Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Jol signals the end of the first half! Half-time score: IRL 3 - ITA 0 [ 4 - 5 (1 fk) ] Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ... he wants to sub out MF Found Missing ... Found Missing goes to shower and Cowvert Operation takes his place. he wants to sub out FW Civil Engineer ... Civil Engineer goes to shower and Stiff Plastic takes his place. MF Cowvert Operation starts playing passively. FW Stiff Plastic drops back and starts playing passively. Manager Paolo Petroni shouts orders in ITA's locker room ... DF Yasmine Hamdan gets orders to mark. Min 46: Pheeeep! Referee Jol gets the second half on the way! Min 46: Stiff Plastic (IRL FW) is getting marked by Yasmine Hamdan. Min 46: ITA excellent long-range shot by Mon Laferte ... ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 48: IRL good effort by Cowvert Operation ... ... is headed clear by MF Rioghnach Connolly! Min 50: IRL decent attempt by Cowvert Operation ... ... is headed clear by MF Rioghnach Connolly! Min 52: ITA excellent attempt by Rhiannon Giddens ... ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK _ MOOmintroll! Min 58: ITA good chance by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... swerves well away from the goal! Min 59: Mon Laferte (ITA FW) punches Minor Tragedy ... ... referee Jol exchanges few words with Laferte. Min 62: IRL promising long-range shot by Minor Tragedy ... ... is fisted away by GK Anna Calvi! Min 62: Dairy Gible (IRL MF) is nudged away by Gokce Kilincer (ITA DF). Min 66: IRL fast break sets up Dairy Gible, whose good volley ... ... is blasted home! GOAL!!! ... _ SMOORSH is credited with the assist. ... score now: IRL 4 - ITA 0 Min 66: Silvia PerezCruz (ITA MF) is pushed aside by Minor Tragedy (IRL DF). Min 66: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy. Min 66: _ MOOmintroll (IRL GK) is told to sub out ... ... it walks off the pitch ... ... Solid Sieve enters the field. Min 67: ITA good chance by Rhiannon Giddens ... ... is parried by GK Solid Sieve! Min 67: Rioghnach Connolly (ITA MF) tackles violently Ep Oxy ... ... referee Jol shows Connolly a yellow card! Min 67: Solid Sieve (IRL GK) starts playing passively. Min 72: ITA good header by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... just misses the left hand post! Min 75: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Cowvert Operation ... ... the cross finds Dairy Gible, whose promising chance ... ... is scrambled around the post by GK Anna Calvi! Min 75: Yasmine Hamdan (ITA DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Minor Tragedy (IRL DF). Min 75: Aline Frazao (ITA DF) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Ozlem Bulut enters the field. Min 78: ITA good header by Rioghnach Connolly ... ... blazes wide of goal! Min 79: IRL promising long-range shot by _ SMOORSH ... ... is headed clear by DF Gokce Kilincer! Min 80: Rioghnach Connolly (ITA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... ... referee Jol awards IRL a direct free kick! ... Minor Tragedy takes the kick ... ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 5 - ITA 0 Min 82: IRL good long-range shot by Ep Oxy ... ... grazes the woodwork! Min 82: ITA promising attempt by Mon Laferte ... ... is punted upfield by MF Executive Function! Min 84: ITA make a quick pass to Emel Mathlouthi, whose promising header ... ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!! ... score now: IRL 5 - ITA 1 Min 90: >>> Paolo congratulates with Three drunken illiterates Min 90: Ozlem Bulut (ITA DF) switches to play MF. Min 90: Ozlem Bulut (ITA MF) is told to sub out ... ... she walks off the pitch ... ... Patrizia Laquidara enters the field. Min 90: Patrizia Laquidara (ITA MF) drops back. Min 92: Pheeeep! Referee Jol blows the final whistle! Final score: IRL 5 - ITA 1 Game summary (lineups at the end of game): ------------------------------------------ IRL vs ITA: 5 - 1 [ 8 (1 fk) - 12 (1 fk) ] IRL (B) GK Solid Sieve (-1:0 0 0 1) entered @66 GK _ MOOmintroll (0:0 0 0 6) subbed @66 DF Minor Tragedy (1:2 0 0 0) marked L. McCalla DF _ MOOsilage (0:0 0 0 0) marked S. PerezCruz DF Ep Oxy (0:1 0 2 0) marked L. Yegros MF ^ _ SMOORSH (1:1 1 0 0) MF Found Missing (1:1 1 0 0) subbed @45 MF ^ Dairy Gible (1:2 1 0 0) MF Deeply Superficial (1:2 0 0 0) RC27 MF Executive Function (0:0 0 1 0) MF Cowvert Operation (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 FW < Civil Engineer (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 FW < Policy Debate (0:0 0 0 0) FW < Stiff Plastic (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 ITA (B) GK Anna Calvi (-5:0 0 0 2) DF Gokce Kilincer (0:1 0 1 0) marked D. Superficial DF Yasmine Hamdan (0:1 0 0 0) marked S. Plastic DF Aline Frazao (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @75 marked D. Gible MF Ozlem Bulut (0:0 0 0 0) entered @75 subbed @90 MF Rhiannon Giddens (0:2 0 0 0) MF < Rioghnach Connolly (0:4 0 3 0) YC MF Leyla McCalla (0:0 0 0 0) MF > Silvia PerezCruz (0:1 0 0 0) YC MF Emel Mathlouthi (1:2 0 0 0) MF < Patrizia Laquidara (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 FW < Mon Laferte (0:2 0 0 0) FW < La Yegros (0:0 0 0 0) Three stars of the match are: *** IRL GK _. MOOmintroll ** IRL MF D. Gible * IRL MF F. Missing Offsides: IRL: 0 ITA: 0